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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Never tell the shaman at a medicine circle that you don’t feel anything.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

IN SCOTTSDALE NO LESS ❄️❄️❄️

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Traded voicemails with John Voigt while trying to run interference for the McCain campaign. #TrueStory

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Bolt451 is the name of the scientist @bolt451.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I can name zero UFL teams and considering I wear the guilt of having once bought the Spin Doctors on both CD and cassette tape, I feel like this fact is the denouement of my pop-cultural redemption arc.

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BigCat @barstoolbigcat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Good Luck Gambling Turtle! Retweet for good luck!

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

The expense report for May I’ve dreaded doing for a week, took me 20 minutes. Oh..hi, ADHD…thanks for reminding me to practice self care.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…you missed one.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

1. Sturgill Simpson in Houston, circa 2016. 2. Black Crowes in Memphis circa 1992 3. Allman Brothers in Nola for Jazz Fest circa 1996. 4. Uncle Tupelo Lafayette’s in Oxford, MS circa 1994 5. Dead & Co IN San Francisco for last show of proper summer tour run circa 2023.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

May 16, 2025. The day my son called “Hey Ya”, “that Pre-K dancing song”. And that he wanted the “good Outkast music”.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

The jokes. They write themselves.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Oh good. Jimmy’s pastor from New Albany has apologized

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Three people from my high school Immediately come to mind as possible suspects.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Me…while thinking about that BOGO spicy chicken sandwich at Popeye’s.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

You people whose only breakfast taco options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

In case you’re wondering, this is the most Houston AF thing ever that doesn’t include DJ Screw or fajitas.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I’m happy that the crisis actors from January 6 have been able to find work as costumed fans for hire at the NFL Draft.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Why does the father of the ole USA have such a camel toe? I mean that is quite a pants clam.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I fall asleep almost instantly, every time I fly. When possible, I like to begin movies with as much nudity and sex as possible so that I can sleep what may be a very uncomfortable moment for others.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

The apostle Thomas was the first two factor authentication

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Listening to @timmiller.bsky.social and @stephruhle.bsky.social refers to Deutsche Bank as the “dogtrack of banks”. Chef’s kiss.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Why is Bryson wearing umpire shoes?

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Just saw a billboard…”Home of the boudin sushi roll” 🐷🐽🍱🍣 #Louisuana

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Max Homa hit someone's caddy in the ass 😂

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I’m at a UH bar in Denver. They played Slim Thug and Fat Pat and Lil Troy at halftime. I need UH to win just so I can watch all these people become really happy. Like, Houston…it may not be clean or beautiful but it has lots of melted cheese dip and other fattening foods.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I thought Blue Sky was supposed to be more optimistic. Jesus Christ.

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Nate Blouin @nateforutah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Houston is like AA, it works but you have to work it.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Updated “most dad thing of year” for 2025 @celebrityhottub.bsky.social; I’m taking a low dose of mushrooms and walking to the local art house pretentious theater to see Stop Making Sense, the Talking Heads documentary. By myself. Didn’t even ask anyone if they wanted to join. Heaven. #DadLife

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Gay icon for volleyball scene. Nerd icon for popcorn. Rock n roll icon for channeling Morrison. Cowboy icon for tuberculosis. He was cool as hell. Weird as hell. And kind as hell. Great mural artist too.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

And hydrate so you can really drop The hammer on it.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I wish Hugh Freeze had accidentally included @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on a coaching staff group chat.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Welcome to college basketball.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Politicians can only wish they were as consistently on message as @alexkirshner.com

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