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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Celebrating the end of the world by living mas. Dios mios.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Ask if he wants to ring the bell.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Fuck both y’all. We got both. The people who walk their dogs here before they go to work are bigger heroes than Kevin Durant’s mom #HoldItDown #HTown

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

We’re ripping it up tonight with this and some sugar free lemonade.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Do three years sober beers count? (Strongest my ass)

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…you missed one.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

May 16, 2025. The day my son called “Hey Ya”, “that Pre-K dancing song”. And that he wanted the “good Outkast music”.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Me…while thinking about that BOGO spicy chicken sandwich at Popeye’s.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Look at this thing puffing…begging for huevos y frijoles y salsa. You people in Maine and North Dakota and West Virginia and such…prayers sent.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

You people whose only breakfast taco options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Why does the father of the ole USA have such a camel toe? I mean that is quite a pants clam.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I’m at a UH bar in Denver. They played Slim Thug and Fat Pat and Lil Troy at halftime. I need UH to win just so I can watch all these people become really happy. Like, Houston…it may not be clean or beautiful but it has lots of melted cheese dip and other fattening foods.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Houston would have awesome protest street meat.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Houston is like AA, it works but you have to work it.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

It’s got everything Hermann Park has without the pain of parking and messing with med center and museum traffic during the week. My kid loves it. He calls it the mountain park because of the climbing wall.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Levy Park is awesome. Enormous playground. Splash pad. And you don’t have to mess with parking being such a pain. Or walking forever to get where you wanna go. Walking with a 3 yr old sucks. It’s at Richmond and Eastside. There’s a dog park there too if he likes those. And a great coffee shop. 5⭐️

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I’ll see your Guns and Coffee. And raise you a “Covid 23”

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I feel strongly about the Tillamook ice cream sandwiches. Strongly. Very very strong.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Lions and lambs (Browns fans and Steelers fans) lay down together, spooning in the comfort that they both hate Aaron Rodgers. @ishkabibble.bsky.social @medusaspeaks.bsky.social

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

He’s now running through the house with a pickle in his mouth. #MisBehavin

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Ladies and gentlemen…the weekend.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Just because you CAN….doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Had a funeral for a pair of boots 68 years old.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

When @sickoscommittee.org does the Oregon logos with the state outline, they’ll all be playing for second place.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Super dope to elect a guy that really understands business.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Hail Rex! 🟣 🟢 🟡 ⚜️⚜️⚜️

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Happy Mardi Gras, Ryan. From my curated toenails to you.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I’m assuming the “most dad thing you did this year” will be moving to this platform. Behold @celebrityhottub.bsky.social, I wore Toy Story inspired Pizza Planet Crocs to the grocery store on a Sunday morning because we had no more milk for coffee.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The new Tesla Cybertruck is ugly as hell. (Shout out Crawfish & Noodles also)

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Proud Boys doing a post-pardon Jan 6 reunion in front of my Baton Rouge hotel.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Again…as a PSA…snow without a chairlift or a hike above a tree line is dumber than hell. Why do you people north of I-10 choose this? My god. It’s grotesquely uncivilized.

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Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

How many Controllers at mid-market oilfield companies in Houston are gonna process StubHub and SeatGeek expenses during the fiscal year close?

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