Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19membarrassment 3. I'm sitting on a floor, eating Twizzlers. It was real enough I got mad when I woke up and realized I don't have Twizzlers hahaha 000
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19mDreams! 1. I have to run to a car my sister is driving through a swamp full of alligators. I make it, but one rears up and thumps against the half open window, we panic and gun it 2. Mom picks an entire keychain with keys out of my hair, while in church then loudly talks about it while I die of 100
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10hwhy does my brain insist on having imposter syndrome when these dingdongs exist 210
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 13hone of the guys at work found me in the back room, hissing at an inanimate object Happy Thanksgiving! 060
Reposted by Amanda MosesTrevor J. Adams @trevorjadams.bsky.social · 19hHal-Con takes an admirably firm stance on perv glasses. 36320
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026🫂 The firsts after losing someone are always especially hard 000
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026do you want me to steal some safety glasses from work lol 110
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm wandering around in capris, sandals and a light sweater, motherfuckers walking around in full winter coats, toques and mittens 020
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026this is, beyond a doubt, one of the most impressive duets you'll ever hear youtu.be/NhBktFVTjf8?...youtu.beDuet for French Horn and chairYouTube video by Aitor Merino Martínez 000
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026clearly deliberately made snow wall that came up to about my chest. So we manage to make a hole big enough for people to get through and I go up and there's just a guy holding a syringe and he hands me 2 pills, which I take and shrug an arm of my coat down so he can do my shot. End scene! 000
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026dreampt I was in a HUGE line up to get a vaccine (we may have been in my elementary school's parking lot?) but also random characters from Modern Family were part of the crowd? One of the workers comes to my section and says they opened a new line but first we had to make a hole in this giant, very 110
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026whelp the car crash from the other day is breaking my brain/heart plus Nanny had a rough day yesterdaystatic.klipy.comJake Peralta: Alright, I'm Gonna Go CryAlt: Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99 is getting up from his chair in the precinct saying "alright, I'm gonna go cry" 040
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026did I just hear thunder or is there a big truck nearby *squints* 220
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026oh dip I work Halloween time to terrorize a new crew of coworkers with kitty litter cake! 030
Reposted by Amanda MosesLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Snakes on a Plane" but it's called "Lobsters on a Plane". People in the Canadian Maritimes buy lobsters and take them on the plane in takeout boxes (as they actually do). The lobsters get loose and anarchy results. Possibly deaths. 4205
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026dreampt sister and I were trapped in an abandoned (?) restaurant overnight but it was maybe a little apocalypsey outside so we weren't trying to get out At one point we hear noise outside and hide from the windows. Then in the morning we see a bunch of geese out there, just chillin' 000
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026THEY CAN DO THAT?!?!?! golly Julie that's wild. Glad it's getting better! 010
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm bringing my entire recipe box to work next week so 2 ladies can pilfer soup recipes lmao 010
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my doctor - make sure to exercise me- that's how I got into this mess in the first place! 000
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026around and there is a giant screen with a video playing of various dogs with broken limbs from lake accidents and like, since it's video we see them shaking in pain/fear and hear whimpering and THE FUCK WAS THAT, BRAIN?!?!? 000
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026dream where I was doing some sort of water safety course with a bunch of people but not everyone was wearing swimsuits................so we were in the water around a platform where our instructor was, listening to him talk. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE it turns into a dog water safety lesson and we turn 100
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🫠 like, absolutely we all have off days but be for real guys! 020
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my brain is fried after dealing with a co-worker who crashed out TWICE, OVER NOTHING 220
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026front of their info sheets. It was very windy and I had to hang onto the folder/sheets for dear life 010
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026dreampt I was organizing a baking competition - I was in modern clothes and there were cars around but it had Road To Avonlea vibes if that makes sense? I was standing outside at a little gazebo going through the list of competitors and some were disqualified and had giant red stamps across the 110
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FAIR ahahgqg like, yeah a tree is probably on a line somewhere for reals 010
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026oh jeez home depot/hardware/Kent? 🤷♀️ Michaels maybe? Good luck! 010
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Glee! The first 9 episodes were basically perfect. 081
Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026when I was in HS literally all we knew was that people went to St FX just to get that ring. Even back then I thought that was super weird and culty?! 010