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Amanda Moses

@warpizza.bsky.social
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Baffling Christendom by continuing to live Non breeding adult

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 18m
there were several actors criminally underused, for sure
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19m
embarrassment 3. I'm sitting on a floor, eating Twizzlers. It was real enough I got mad when I woke up and realized I don't have Twizzlers hahaha
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19m
Dreams! 1. I have to run to a car my sister is driving through a swamp full of alligators. I make it, but one rears up and thumps against the half open window, we panic and gun it 2. Mom picks an entire keychain with keys out of my hair, while in church then loudly talks about it while I die of
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 50m
agreed, what the shit
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10h
why does my brain insist on having imposter syndrome when these dingdongs exist
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 13h
one of the guys at work found me in the back room, hissing at an inanimate object Happy Thanksgiving!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 16h
😬 glad it wasn't one!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 16h
it was built into the wall!! Like come on
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Trevor J. Adams @trevorjadams.bsky.social · 19h
Hal-Con takes an admirably firm stance on perv glasses.
Via Facebook: Safety and consent have always been top priorities at Hal-Con.

To that end, we want to give a reminder and update to our photography policy. We have always had the policy that you cannot photograph someone without their consent, and in this age where smart technology is advancing faster than laws and policies can update, we want to make it very clear:

You cannot use smart glasses to film ANY person without their consent or knowledge, ever. In addition- photography and videography is not permitted in the autograph/photograph room at all. If your smart glasses are prescription, there will be stickers provided to cover the lens while you are in that room. Failure to follow will mean you cannot enter the A/P room.

Again we take this very seriously, and if we find any person's consent or safety is being compromised, it will be addressed IMMEDIATELY.

So be cool.

#HalCon2026
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🫂 The firsts after losing someone are always especially hard
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BUT OF COURSE
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
do you want me to steal some safety glasses from work lol
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*screams* oh shit dude, hope it heals up quick!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ya gotta ground your tunnels, Cali
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
good lord I hate that for them😔
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm wandering around in capris, sandals and a light sweater, motherfuckers walking around in full winter coats, toques and mittens
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is, beyond a doubt, one of the most impressive duets you'll ever hear youtu.be/NhBktFVTjf8?...
youtu.be
Duet for French Horn and chair
YouTube video by Aitor Merino Martínez
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh Rodney, I'm so sorry
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
clearly deliberately made snow wall that came up to about my chest. So we manage to make a hole big enough for people to get through and I go up and there's just a guy holding a syringe and he hands me 2 pills, which I take and shrug an arm of my coat down so he can do my shot. End scene!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dreampt I was in a HUGE line up to get a vaccine (we may have been in my elementary school's parking lot?) but also random characters from Modern Family were part of the crowd? One of the workers comes to my section and says they opened a new line but first we had to make a hole in this giant, very
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
whelp the car crash from the other day is breaking my brain/heart plus Nanny had a rough day yesterday
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Jake Peralta: Alright, I'm Gonna Go Cry
Alt: Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99 is getting up from his chair in the precinct saying "alright, I'm gonna go cry"
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the who now what, WHAT
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
planet schmanet Janet
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*gasps* that sounds amazing
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm jelly of the hail! I love an impromtu storm
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The lightning map just off Hali is WILD!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Home! And yes, for sure thunder! Wooo
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
did I just hear thunder or is there a big truck nearby *squints*
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh dip I work Halloween time to terrorize a new crew of coworkers with kitty litter cake!
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Snakes on a Plane" but it's called "Lobsters on a Plane". People in the Canadian Maritimes buy lobsters and take them on the plane in takeout boxes (as they actually do). The lobsters get loose and anarchy results. Possibly deaths.
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dreampt sister and I were trapped in an abandoned (?) restaurant overnight but it was maybe a little apocalypsey outside so we weren't trying to get out At one point we hear noise outside and hide from the windows. Then in the morning we see a bunch of geese out there, just chillin'
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THEY CAN DO THAT?!?!?! golly Julie that's wild. Glad it's getting better!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm bringing my entire recipe box to work next week so 2 ladies can pilfer soup recipes lmao
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my doctor - make sure to exercise me- that's how I got into this mess in the first place!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm just venting
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
around and there is a giant screen with a video playing of various dogs with broken limbs from lake accidents and like, since it's video we see them shaking in pain/fear and hear whimpering and THE FUCK WAS THAT, BRAIN?!?!?
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dream where I was doing some sort of water safety course with a bunch of people but not everyone was wearing swimsuits................so we were in the water around a platform where our instructor was, listening to him talk. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE it turns into a dog water safety lesson and we turn
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫠 like, absolutely we all have off days but be for real guys!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my brain is fried after dealing with a co-worker who crashed out TWICE, OVER NOTHING
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and now you're using our taxes to fund a genocide
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
front of their info sheets. It was very windy and I had to hang onto the folder/sheets for dear life
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dreampt I was organizing a baking competition - I was in modern clothes and there were cars around but it had Road To Avonlea vibes if that makes sense? I was standing outside at a little gazebo going through the list of competitors and some were disqualified and had giant red stamps across the
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh NO that is so.....yikes on bikes
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FAIR ahahgqg like, yeah a tree is probably on a line somewhere for reals
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
always "disappointed but not surprised" with ME
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OOF just checked the map!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's fuckin' wimdy
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh jeez home depot/hardware/Kent? 🤷‍♀️ Michaels maybe? Good luck!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Glee! The first 9 episodes were basically perfect.
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when I was in HS literally all we knew was that people went to St FX just to get that ring. Even back then I thought that was super weird and culty?!
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