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Amanda Moses

@warpizza.bsky.social
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Baffling Christendom by continuing to live Non breeding adult

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 22h
desperately need more people to realize that you don't have to have kids if you don't want them it's okay! Don't do it only out of peer pressure! Live YOUR life!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there's a special level of hell for people who scoop their dog's poo but then leave the bag behind
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it finally happened - Lilly drank water too fast and barfed it back up
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Sorcière de L'île Mort 💀 @sorcieredelile.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, fuck Sportsman’s. #pei I am pretty certain that this type of discrimination is illegal in Canada. Would be an absolute shame if everybody boycotted and reported this business. 
cbc.ca
Vancouver band cancels Charlottetown show after venue denied transgender member washroom access | CBC News
A Vancouver punk band that was set to play in Charlottetown this past weekend cancelled its show after a transgender band member was stopped from using the women's washroom at the venue.
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
drove past a grey civic with ABSOLUTELY NO LIGHTS ON on my way home - at dusk, on a gloomy overcast day BRUH WHAT THE FUCK
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tripped and fell HARD in front of some co-workers and their level of concern was........concerning ahhaha I'm an old now!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
URGENT Taste of India has gulab jamun *cheesecake* boy howdy that sounds delightful
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on a BIG dose of antibiotics since Thursday and have yet to have............any side effects *squints suspiciously* my 2 options are -stomach inexplicably gets through this week fine -I shit myself at work
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
didn't care for this dream I tell you wHut I'm in a hallway with one of my former classmates, S. It seems like an abandoned school or something? S is squatting, arranging old movie posters on the floor. I'm standing a little off to the side, we're talking about how crazy it is that my Nanny was
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we all know the bees/beads bit, how about a bowls/bulls bit courtesy of my sister and BIL 😄 just getting the re-enactment was hilarious
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Become one with the bouquet"
A picture of a glass-inlay coffee table with a bouquet in a tall glass vase. Sitting behind the vase is a large orange and white cat, face obscured by flowers. She is sniffing it, gently. A kleenex box and 2 remotes are visible on the left side, a candle is in the background at the other end of the coffee table.
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
my boss: I think you know what this meeting is about. me (wearing a breezy caftan, holding a martini glass filled with only olives in one hand, and in the other is a joint in a cigarette holder attached to a second cigarette holder so it is like 13” from my face): is it about me getting a raise?
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can we run Tim Banks off this island yet or wha
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die is much bleaker than I anticipated but also very fun and timely
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we interviewed a dozen people last spring, if someone brought a drink I would have used it to break the ice?! "Ooo what's that, where from, is it good?" Every candidate was offered water/Bubly from the boardroom minifridge. Fucking psychopaths out there
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always Be Cageing
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes Lilly sits in front of the filing cabinet, so I open the bottom drawer and she just crawls in and hangs out for a bit, cats!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
how is this the same body that regularly pulled all nighters PLUS heavy drinking I feel like I got microwaved
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao I have cellulitis
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my absolute fav part of coming back from vacation is picking up a pen and my hand being like "the fuck am I supposed to do with this"
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dreams! 1. I was back in school and on the bus with my sister. It was 08:30 and we were going around the corner to pick up my cousin, R. As we get to Rs house, we see him dancing/backflipping etc all around the driveway. The driver slows down and says we don't have time to wait. R keeps going and
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just gonna blow past why my knee hurts, sleep will fix it (............?)
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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The way I am absolutely 100% ten toes down seated and ready for this youtu.be/rb36KAQXIqw?...
youtu.be
Who Is Martin Mull? | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
got hella vertigo on an escalator at the Halifax Shopping Center, that was fun
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dreampt when I got back home I had been robbed and opened the door to just Lilly sitting in an empty living room THANKS BRAIN
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
incredibly specific location post Lequille Irving has green apple gatorade! *DJ airhorn noise*
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SUPER into how emotionally charged that last goodbye with Nanny is after a visit home 😭
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
had a mug of mango lychee tea last night (delish!) and now I gotta read the carton thoroughly cuz I have never peed so much overnight in my LIFE 🫠
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
spotted 2 mallards chilling by the pond, they meandered up to the yard and found a tiny puddle to take turns bathing in GUYS POND
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
helped mom bake some stuff this afternoon and guess who got cookie batter all over the kitchen?!?!??! (me lol) 🤭
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can someone please explain how men are able to drive with their seats reclined?!?! I need to be almost 90° or else I feel like I'm losing control
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sister's floofy cat also gifted me a tick yesterday luckily it wasn't on me near long enough to bite/infect 🫠
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yesterday we fed our freshly 93 yo grandmother a glass of wine, not knowing all she had eaten so far was ONE PIECE OF TOAST she went to bed 🤪
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wait how much is gas on PEI now?!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dreampt I was in this huge kitchen, trying to cook. I had one giant pot on the stove and was trying to find space on the counter for a crock pot. The kitchen was a MESS to boot, I had to push stuff around to find a plug for the crock pot. Somehow over by the stove I spilled beet juice and was so
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cursed phrases in this house: "I saw on facebook" "Have I told you this before?" "We're related!" "Do you remember......."
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Exhibit A: not my sister's cat, on my sister's deck chair
A tuxedo cat is curled up in a brown wicker deck chair, he's looking to the right of the camera. There's a white pillow propped up behind the cat.
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just explained Fat Bear Week to Mom
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*open door to call cat* *see cat on picnic table, alert and staring focusedly into the woods* *close door*
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
okay just found a wooly bear in the garden that was more "mild to average" banding so fuck Lunenburg in particular I guess
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we had a family bonfire last night, heard coyotes! And probably a porcupine eating an apple lol (parents have apple trees) Plus a spider that crawled up my leg for some fuckin reason
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
was having a dream about building a shed with Dad when the fucking alert happened, jeepers
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what does an all black wooly bear mean?!?!?!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
so, one of Nanny's neighbours in the home apparently loves dinosaurs (I always bring my rex suit home lol) I dressed up and went to visit her today, she was DELIGHTED 🥰
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I'm from Quinan we don't have electricity"
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when mom & dad redid the 1/2-bath a few years ago they MOVED THE LIGHTSWITCH do you think I can remember that ever hahahha absolutely not
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dreampt I was in a crowded house and I was hiding from someone? They were at the door and I hid in the bathroom but the door did the cartoon style fall down and I was just there like OOP A coworker was there with her kids and they were all just staring at me. The guy I was hiding from (the vibes
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
finally got to the vegan cafe that opened 3 years ago in Yarmouth, DELICIOUS OMG the owners were delightful to talk to as well!!
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the cat just took me for a walk around the pond 😄
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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yarmouth is getting.........*drumroll* a Dominos gross
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