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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

This is a joke. What about an open conversation and debate, unless this useless government have something to hide? This government, just like previous ones, hate the disabled ♿😠

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DWP imposes 'gagging order' on disability experts ahead of PIP review

Non-disclosure agreement (NDA) for advisory group is a 'bad sign' for disability benefit overhaul, say claimants

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

🎶🎵 Music is a wonderful art form ❤️ I agree with what is said in this song, shame it's so short. Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.

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JUST FOR THE RECORD... (Original Song)

YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️

A large section of wall, which is boarded off for construction later. It is painted with words of positivity, and love. Not fascism wanting to split the community.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc.... Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England. Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦‍♂️

Cross of St George graffiti. Sprayed upon a mini roundabout, and the small white squares at the junction.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Top tip: When arguing "end of" it trumps facts, logic and evidence. It beats, "nuff said", "Simple as", and "Fact!" A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Go careful, paradoxical kleptomania is on the rise. In numerous shops recently, strange things turning up in odd locations. A DVD in chiller with the fish. Can of shaving foam with the broccoli. And the most confusing, a Birthday card to Carol from Kath and her dog in with deodorant.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

So Ofcom £20,000 fine of Delaware-incorporated 4chan is illegal, says US law firm. Oops! I guess the next step is to tell UK based ISPs to ban the site? And more people use a VPN. This is what happens when idiots who know nothing about the subject, try to make laws to control it 👍

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

How to beat the rail prices. Get some friends, all buy a second hand car. Travel to your destination, filming your trip. Don't forget to have a race on a handily placed racetrack on route. Include some scripted drama too. Sell cars at destination. Place on Youtube, maybe call it Slop Gear? 🚗💡🚂

theguardian.com

Rail fares in England could rise by ‘outrageous’ 5.6% next year

Campaigners say passengers may be priced off trains as July inflation figure is likely to push up ticket prices

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

So it was a sonic boom. I can safely say that was a strange sensation, and my anxiety has gone through the roof. Overall, not a good experience, 2 out of 10.

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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

"I’m fucking terrified right now. I’m terrified of what has become acceptable rhetoric. Acceptable front pages. Acceptable campaigns. I’m terrified of what we are now and I’m terrified of what we may become. Because I don’t see an end in sight. The hatred has taken hold." This. As I sit in Clacton😭

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

We need to ban journalists who don't reside in the UK, writing pieces about life in the UK. People like Richard Littlejohn who lives in Florida, but yet comments about small towns being full of immigrants. Did Grok tell you that?

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?" Starmer looks awkward in every photo.

Starmer and Zelensky hold a meeting in the Downing Street garden, for PR. Green garden chairs, wooden table, vase of flowers, and ornate mug each. Starmer looks awkward as always, and seems to be showing a mug to Zelensky.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

It seems like Strictly this year has been offering celebrities a pack of Chewitts to appear on this year's show. What's below Z-list?

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Growing up, it really seemed like metalheads were simply nice people cosplaying as mean people, and hippies were mean people cosplaying as nice people.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

That explains why it smells like shite outside. Two large field fires are being tackled.

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Esther @elhopkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Not one national paper talked about this. That’s how far things have gone.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Those who wear a jumper around their shoulders are the real bastards in this world.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

The quality of graffiti has gone down hill. And Jack. You have issues. Sort it out 🍑👃

Some graffiti on some playground equipment, it reads Jack's a Stinky Bum, with a smiley face. Then a crudely drawn naked person on all fours, seen from above, with a large bum.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I worry about a wealth tax. Because my intellect and personalty are my wealth, and I don't like the idea of getting taxed on my warm, funny, and charming persona. This is also why so many MPs are against a wealth tax, I guess?

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I adore the way so many adverts on TV these days warn you to keep away from children. Rightly so, they are little bastards. We need to extend this to warnings about keeping away from other menaces to society.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Interesting decor, I will pass, thanks 🪴🦵😕

A pair of mannequin legs, with black slipon shoes and highly patterned leggings. At the top, the waist. Are succulent plants growing. The whole thing is standing in a corner of a room, near a window.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

My racist neighbour shouting to his wife in the garden, 'On the news, bloody seas around here are getting warmer. That will encourage more of them to come here on boats!' The joys of living in Essex. Thinking seems a rare hobby around these parts.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I do enjoy a good euphemism, they make me giggle. I’m not gay, but I’d happily mow your lawn. Always makes me smile. As does, I'm going to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages. I'm so childish. Oh, and I'm going to sail a burnt sausage to the seaside is another one. 💩🤣

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I don't shit post, I shite post. 💩

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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The minimum qualifications for joining the MET need looking at…

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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Just a gentle reminder that in the UK, today, one-third of all children live in poverty. In a country which still has the sixth-largest economy in the world, and a per-capita annual GDP of almost £40,000. One-third of all children live in poverty. www.jrf.org.uk/child-poverty

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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I think hating this Labour government and Starmer and everyone involved in it, is the only good and correct position to have

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I am grateful for the webcam. Having had many ups and down in my MH. Having appointments via webcam is so much better than grim offices. Rooms with peeling paint, and the smell of antiseptic. Now my webcam has died and my EMDR appointment is soon, bugger.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Heatwave? If it fucking waves at me, it's getting two fingers in return.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Due to being half asleep. A vaguely entertaining post has been substituted with this picture. I hope you enjoy the picture of the bus stop.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Thanks, BBC, now I'm very confused. What is this? 😕🤷‍♂️😵‍💫

A BBC headline with the picture of a young David Mitchell (Comedian, writer, and actor). With the headline, Woking sign reading goalkeeper Norcott on loan. Is this some woke news? Are they referring to reading a book and not the town? Possibly not, as goalkeeper is mentioned. Do they mean Geoff Norcott has made a change in his career, swapping comedy to football. But why David Mitchell? So much here.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

A bad day at work 🙃🚛😂

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

These names for political parties annoy me 😡 Conservative, Reform, Labour, etc... They mean nothing. Can we not simply name them, Useless self-serving twats that lie #1, Useless self-serving twats that lie #2, etc.... Until they actually do something to show they deserve a name change. 💡

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I do like a pub with a shrine to the Old Gods ..

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Traceism @traceism.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

🤭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

White text, green background
Apparently there is a necrophiliac on the loose...
Look alive people!!!

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

How can I be out of garlic? Fucking hell, I can't cook without garlic. It's vital, and must go in everything. Word of warning. If you come round and have a coffee, it will have a strange taste to it. It grows on you, don't worry. Just joking, nobody ever comes round. This is MY safe space.

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Hairdresser: Going somewhere nice on your holidays? Me: Yeah. Going to wild camp on the roundabout outside the Viaduct Tavern in Kidderminster. Feast on rats, and dropped kebabs. Can't they just cut my hair in peace? So I don't have to tell these yarns to baffle them into silence?

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Warped @warped.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Trying to recall when I was vaguely optimistic about this country, and the world. Not sure my memory is that good.

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