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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 4h

Hey, this you? Was it you who posted this?

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 21h

Not much different in the Senate. I'll definitely give the edge to Democrats on this one as well because Republicans are pretty disengaged right now. It's fucking over.

Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 21h

Take a look at this graph. Notice how these two lines have BARELY moved in the last six months. Has the Trump administration ever done anything that has remotely made you think "You know what? Maybe he has a point!" No? Then it ain't likely to happen in the next four weeks.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 21h

"So Europe, are you gonna sanction the United States or anything? Or like maybe put some retaliatory tariffs or refuse access to military bases?" Europe: "Oh ho ho, just you wait, we've got a real surprise in the works, and let's just say...it's a real 'gold standard' heh heh heh..."

Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My neighbor just ran over my dog. This is of course his boss's fault for not telling him he shouldn't drive drunk.

Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Re-reading your post, I came across this gem, so...yeah I think you're right about that.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me (6'2") posterizing Jesus on the court when I die

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sarah Palin being brought up means it's time once again to remind people that she was on The Masked Singer as a dancing bear, fully sealing her political decline.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

getting to heaven and posterizing Jesus because I'm 6'2"

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good 40% of me looking forward to the end of the Trump administration is so I can see less posts that are like "Can you BELIEVE what Orange McCheetotwat started out on Truth (lie!) Social!? WE THE PEOPLE are demanding an END to this, Drumpf!" with like this kind of face:

Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

These out of touch millionaires/billionaires who think the podcast slop they listen to is still as popular as it was a decade ago...and it isn't. You got the White House posting shit like this that would have had 15 year olds going "hell yeah" in 2017 and failed to realize that tastes change.

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Man the final episode of Rugrats got DARK

Yeah but no one would have heard about it because no one knew who the fuck he was

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"Only if I got to do the interrogations bay-beeeeee"

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Damn boy, the intense heat generated by your optic blast (a canonical and known fact) has got me SWEATIN'

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just grab a handful of chest hair and yank

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"I'll protect you, fair maiden!" "Sorry...neither!"

Just because we don't hear it enough: I'm proud of all my brothers and sisters out there. Lesser generations would have folded.

Live your life so that this is not a pattern:

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GOP doesn't even campaign anymore they just look at you like

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My wife: "Did you just buy a new game?" Me: "No, it's on Game Pass."

It's Bloodscream! Remember Bloodscream? No? Well, that's okay, no one else does either.

Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

GOP doesn't even try anymore they just look at you like this

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Republicans don't even try to campaign anymore, they just look at voters like this:

Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Republicans don't even try to campaign anymore, they just look at you like this:

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My hot take? Musk looked better as a skinny, balding nerd. Yeah, I know time takes no prisoners and all but like...if you fight it, you're just gonna look worse than if you let nature take its course.