pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If anything was an indicator that I need to be medicated it was this process fr 000
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Running a fest is so stressful lads please eat your fill of minjoongfest to make the last half year of my life worth it 👍 120
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 29/03/20268 - canonverse minjoong getting stuck in a time loop together. A very easy "talking about their feelings gets them out" of course, but it would be fun. I looove time loops. 020
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I'm trying to compile a list of parallels/justifications for mapping minjoong's dynamic onto MSR, especially as I rewatch, and among the more serious points I actually think this may be the most legitimate 010
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026and probably got close to finishing it but I wouldn't be able to rework that draft now. It's just so tasty to me... minjoong keeping things secret and someone else slowly, quietly Noticing... considering there may be things they should have Noticed a while ago... yeah 110
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/20267 - I don't know if I actually have the chops for it, but I want an outsider POV canonverse minjoong fic to exist so badly. I almost prompted it for the fest this yr but I feel like the specifics of what I want are... too specific lol. Like several years ago I started writing one actually 220
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/20266 - the full story of hockey vets matz w/rookie mingi. Hwagi focused but hongjoong gets in on the action eventually. This has lots of lore too lol, I know how most of it goes, it would just have to be written 100
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/20265 - jongho accidentally takes a "growth supplement" that triples or even quadruples him in size. Mingi, his casual fwb, goes to check on him after he disappears for a few days. You can imagine where things go. Purely for my own sick pleasure. I have a few paragraphs down for this one actually... 100
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/20264 - woosan forcemasc, w/wy as the one cajoling/convincing san 100
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Is he secretly encouraging it? Betting on the chances? How hurt could mingi get? All questions I would love to answer 100
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/20263 - wooyoung and mingi, players on opposing hockey teams, hating each other and fighting regularly. This is a hypothetical sequel to a minjoong I'm working on. Does it get sexual between them? If so, does hj get involved? Is hj just getting sick pleasure in watching them get violent? 100
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026But I'm itching to get this story down so if you want weird biology + running away from your problems + space crew family?isms + minjoong pining in space feel free to hit me over the head until any part of my brain that's not focused on this universe is deteriorated ok 110
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/20262 - my beloved space pirate crew AU, which really doesn't have a better shorthand/title than that, unfortunately. I've got so much lore for this and basically the whole thing plotted out but actually working on it hasn't been a priority, esp since it'll be longer than my usual work. 110
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/20261 - x files minjoong. I so badly have to make this happen. Like soooo badly. 110
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Right? Like who is sneaking into your room taking pictures of you while you're prone and vulnerable... not that he minds though yeah 110
Reposted by pyuaripilled minjoongcelpyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Song mingi nonnegotiated somnophilia this is my design 071
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I just feel like I shouldn’t be seeing those 440
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026(Paul revere riding into town style) did anyone see hongjoong handcuffing mingi 131
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/03/2026You wanna indulge me and my ridiculous secret little collection of ideas sooo badddd 1110
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Every khj analysis of mine eventually dovetails into why I think minjoong is so good, also, but what can I say 031
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I get two tweets deep into a thread and forget how to use the english language sorry 020
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026In general I don’t get the interpretation of hongjoong as shy when he’s really just humble and introverted lol, but whatever, it’s all rpf at the end of the day 030
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Cat metaphors are great here actually. Yes affection is good but on my own time & terms only please. If you violate that you will be bitten. 120
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026B/c he’s genuinely never looking to push hj too far, and besides, the bugging him and getting smacked is their thing, who would they be without it. You can also see mingi asking for physical affection sometimes rather than going straight for it and that wounds me (positive) 240
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026& walk away when he’s done. Mingi does have moments of selfishness where he initiates against hongjoong’s will but they’re intermittent and with care to not go too far. Sometimes he’ll do it and hongjoong will smack him and he’ll keep trying and get smacked again but he backs off pretty easily 130
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026These are obviously just my own feelings based on being kinda similar in that regard and kinda observing him meticulously. I think his rs w/mingi is great to look at for this because mingi famously allows anyone to do anything to him so he’s a great outlet for hongjoong to go and mess with 230
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Imo he does seek/crave physical affection to an extent but 1) because he’s set a precedent of not liking it, it’s hard to admit that or initiate affection and 2) he might be less able to set limits/control the situation if he told people to just go ahead (give an inch, they take a mile basically) 130
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Like man when you have limits on who you want touching you/how/for how long/where, people just do not believe you and will do it anyway because they really don’t understand that (would you believe there are other way to show you care for someone) 120
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I think unless people personally don’t really like physical affection, they can’t conceive how that feels. Like no, he’s not overwhelmed, and he’s not lying, he genuinely doesn’t like it as much as other people. He just has limits and boundaries 130
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026(Not to matzhate but I for ex. see a lot of “he can’t handle physical affection w/sh because he likes him too much [and it would show]”) 120
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I was talking to a friend recently too (and I think about it a lot) about khj perception specifically wrt his boundaries around physical touch. It’s interesting how people interpret him leaning away from it as shyness/being “unable to handle it” in this virginal blushing “gay panic” way 120
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026When both sides of a dynamic can and should be beneficial. I have too many thoughts about this to fit into a reply lol but yeah in khj’s case I just can’t conceptualize him that way. He needs to be allowed to direct the situation as he sees fit, actually. He needs to indulge his freak tendencies 💆♂️ 110
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026It’s such an easy place to go imo which doesn’t take into account the real makings of control freaks & the fact that like… domming can also be gratifying/grounding/a release/etc. There’s definitely a conception that you can only really relax and find freedom through submission… 110
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Been having other thoughts about kim hongjoong if you’re curious 020
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026How could you tell I’ve been thinking about kim hongjoong 030
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Tired: he’s a control freak in life so he de stresses by giving it up in the bedroom. Inspired: he’s a control freak in life so he de stresses via the one situation where he knows he has absolute control 281
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Red alert RED ALERT this couple just walked past my workplace with four italian greyhounds 120
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I buy hockey tickets on company time 020
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026This book has been all exposition/backstory so far and I may be sub-40 pages in but it’s also only like 150 pages total so I’d like something to happen soon 000
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Just me? I’ll have to do something about this 010
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Is there not room in our hearts for c4t minjoong where mingi's trans 160
Reposted by pyuaripilled minjoongcelpyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026pick you, take a bite into the fruit — san/mingi, E, 2.7k Terrible, how they egg each other on. archiveofourown.org/works/80656481 0108
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The hongjoong possessive grip on mingi’s shoulder-neck space never gets old 061
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Every time someone uses “magical realism” to mean “modern setting with magic” an angel dies 030
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Honestly going through my backlog might make me feel weird about a lot of things lol 210
pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026It’s something I want to be better about but I don’t know if I should just start with new ones I get or go through my backlog. I am also I mean like… really bad at taking compliments… so I’m not necessarily cut out for this… but I do value comments as a form of connection 110