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pyuaripilled minjoongcel

@warmpants.bsky.social
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Ryan, he/him, 23, philly, bearer of the curse 🔞 books, fanfic, and hockey talk, usually Find me on the archive: archiveofourown.org/users/warmpants

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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If anything was an indicator that I need to be medicated it was this process fr
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Running a fest is so stressful lads please eat your fill of minjoongfest to make the last half year of my life worth it 👍
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
8 - canonverse minjoong getting stuck in a time loop together. A very easy "talking about their feelings gets them out" of course, but it would be fun. I looove time loops.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm trying to compile a list of parallels/justifications for mapping minjoong's dynamic onto MSR, especially as I rewatch, and among the more serious points I actually think this may be the most legitimate
An isolated item in a list, reading: "not to be that guy, but I can see mingi being told he'll die via autoerotic asphyxiation by a psychic"
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
and probably got close to finishing it but I wouldn't be able to rework that draft now. It's just so tasty to me... minjoong keeping things secret and someone else slowly, quietly Noticing... considering there may be things they should have Noticed a while ago... yeah
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
7 - I don't know if I actually have the chops for it, but I want an outsider POV canonverse minjoong fic to exist so badly. I almost prompted it for the fest this yr but I feel like the specifics of what I want are... too specific lol. Like several years ago I started writing one actually
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
6 - the full story of hockey vets matz w/rookie mingi. Hwagi focused but hongjoong gets in on the action eventually. This has lots of lore too lol, I know how most of it goes, it would just have to be written
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
5 - jongho accidentally takes a "growth supplement" that triples or even quadruples him in size. Mingi, his casual fwb, goes to check on him after he disappears for a few days. You can imagine where things go. Purely for my own sick pleasure. I have a few paragraphs down for this one actually...
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
4 - woosan forcemasc, w/wy as the one cajoling/convincing san
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Is he secretly encouraging it? Betting on the chances? How hurt could mingi get? All questions I would love to answer
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
3 - wooyoung and mingi, players on opposing hockey teams, hating each other and fighting regularly. This is a hypothetical sequel to a minjoong I'm working on. Does it get sexual between them? If so, does hj get involved? Is hj just getting sick pleasure in watching them get violent?
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
But I'm itching to get this story down so if you want weird biology + running away from your problems + space crew family?isms + minjoong pining in space feel free to hit me over the head until any part of my brain that's not focused on this universe is deteriorated ok
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
2 - my beloved space pirate crew AU, which really doesn't have a better shorthand/title than that, unfortunately. I've got so much lore for this and basically the whole thing plotted out but actually working on it hasn't been a priority, esp since it'll be longer than my usual work.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
1 - x files minjoong. I so badly have to make this happen. Like soooo badly.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Right? Like who is sneaking into your room taking pictures of you while you're prone and vulnerable... not that he minds though yeah
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Song mingi nonnegotiated somnophilia this is my design
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I just feel like I shouldn’t be seeing those
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Excuse me
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oh you know
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
(Paul revere riding into town style) did anyone see hongjoong handcuffing mingi
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Everyone sangi now
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You wanna indulge me and my ridiculous secret little collection of ideas sooo badddd
graphic reading “1 ❤️ = 1 fic I want to write”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Every khj analysis of mine eventually dovetails into why I think minjoong is so good, also, but what can I say
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I get two tweets deep into a thread and forget how to use the english language sorry
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
In general I don’t get the interpretation of hongjoong as shy when he’s really just humble and introverted lol, but whatever, it’s all rpf at the end of the day
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Cat metaphors are great here actually. Yes affection is good but on my own time & terms only please. If you violate that you will be bitten.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
B/c he’s genuinely never looking to push hj too far, and besides, the bugging him and getting smacked is their thing, who would they be without it. You can also see mingi asking for physical affection sometimes rather than going straight for it and that wounds me (positive)
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
& walk away when he’s done. Mingi does have moments of selfishness where he initiates against hongjoong’s will but they’re intermittent and with care to not go too far. Sometimes he’ll do it and hongjoong will smack him and he’ll keep trying and get smacked again but he backs off pretty easily
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
These are obviously just my own feelings based on being kinda similar in that regard and kinda observing him meticulously. I think his rs w/mingi is great to look at for this because mingi famously allows anyone to do anything to him so he’s a great outlet for hongjoong to go and mess with
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Imo he does seek/crave physical affection to an extent but 1) because he’s set a precedent of not liking it, it’s hard to admit that or initiate affection and 2) he might be less able to set limits/control the situation if he told people to just go ahead (give an inch, they take a mile basically)
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Like man when you have limits on who you want touching you/how/for how long/where, people just do not believe you and will do it anyway because they really don’t understand that (would you believe there are other way to show you care for someone)
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I think unless people personally don’t really like physical affection, they can’t conceive how that feels. Like no, he’s not overwhelmed, and he’s not lying, he genuinely doesn’t like it as much as other people. He just has limits and boundaries
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
(Not to matzhate but I for ex. see a lot of “he can’t handle physical affection w/sh because he likes him too much [and it would show]”)
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I was talking to a friend recently too (and I think about it a lot) about khj perception specifically wrt his boundaries around physical touch. It’s interesting how people interpret him leaning away from it as shyness/being “unable to handle it” in this virginal blushing “gay panic” way
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
When both sides of a dynamic can and should be beneficial. I have too many thoughts about this to fit into a reply lol but yeah in khj’s case I just can’t conceptualize him that way. He needs to be allowed to direct the situation as he sees fit, actually. He needs to indulge his freak tendencies 💆‍♂️
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It’s such an easy place to go imo which doesn’t take into account the real makings of control freaks & the fact that like… domming can also be gratifying/grounding/a release/etc. There’s definitely a conception that you can only really relax and find freedom through submission…
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Been having other thoughts about kim hongjoong if you’re curious
Two threaded tweets from my private twitter.

The first reads: “For me hongjoong is always a guy who can live without sex but enjoys doing it (which is why it’s fun to pair him with mingi because I don’t think mingi could. it’s on his mind often. it determines a lot for him)”

The second reads: “He especially enjoys providing for his partner and acting within a self contained scenario like that I think… on his own time he’s got his weird fascinations and obsessive behaviors and sort of perversions that can easily manifest sexually but at their core they aren’t”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
How could you tell I’ve been thinking about kim hongjoong
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Tired: he’s a control freak in life so he de stresses by giving it up in the bedroom. Inspired: he’s a control freak in life so he de stresses via the one situation where he knows he has absolute control
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Four… biblical greed I tell you
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Red alert RED ALERT this couple just walked past my workplace with four italian greyhounds
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I buy hockey tickets on company time
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This book has been all exposition/backstory so far and I may be sub-40 pages in but it’s also only like 150 pages total so I’d like something to happen soon
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just me? I’ll have to do something about this
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Is there not room in our hearts for c4t minjoong where mingi's trans
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
pick you, take a bite into the fruit — san/mingi, E, 2.7k Terrible, how they egg each other on. archiveofourown.org/works/80656481
An image of an anonymous man laying on a white backdrop, mostly his torso, which is covered by a white t-shirt, taking up the frame. His elbow is bent to prop him up. The slightest bit of black pants and an underwear waistband beneath them can be seen. The text "PICK YOU, / TAKE A BITE INTO THE FRUIT" is overlaid in a rounded, navy typeface, highlighted by white beneath.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The hongjoong possessive grip on mingi’s shoulder-neck space never gets old
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Every time someone uses “magical realism” to mean “modern setting with magic” an angel dies
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Honestly going through my backlog might make me feel weird about a lot of things lol
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It’s something I want to be better about but I don’t know if I should just start with new ones I get or go through my backlog. I am also I mean like… really bad at taking compliments… so I’m not necessarily cut out for this… but I do value comments as a form of connection
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