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pyuaripilled minjoongcel

@warmpants.bsky.social
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Ryan, he/him, 23, philly, bearer of the curse 🔞 books, fanfic, and hockey talk, usually Find me on the archive: archiveofourown.org/users/warmpants

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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Running a fest is so stressful lads please eat your fill of minjoongfest to make the last half year of my life worth it 👍
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm trying to compile a list of parallels/justifications for mapping minjoong's dynamic onto MSR, especially as I rewatch, and among the more serious points I actually think this may be the most legitimate
An isolated item in a list, reading: "not to be that guy, but I can see mingi being told he'll die via autoerotic asphyxiation by a psychic"
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Song mingi nonnegotiated somnophilia this is my design
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I just feel like I shouldn’t be seeing those
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Excuse me
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
(Paul revere riding into town style) did anyone see hongjoong handcuffing mingi
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Everyone sangi now
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You wanna indulge me and my ridiculous secret little collection of ideas sooo badddd
graphic reading “1 ❤️ = 1 fic I want to write”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Every khj analysis of mine eventually dovetails into why I think minjoong is so good, also, but what can I say
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I get two tweets deep into a thread and forget how to use the english language sorry
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I was talking to a friend recently too (and I think about it a lot) about khj perception specifically wrt his boundaries around physical touch. It’s interesting how people interpret him leaning away from it as shyness/being “unable to handle it” in this virginal blushing “gay panic” way
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Been having other thoughts about kim hongjoong if you’re curious
Two threaded tweets from my private twitter.

The first reads: “For me hongjoong is always a guy who can live without sex but enjoys doing it (which is why it’s fun to pair him with mingi because I don’t think mingi could. it’s on his mind often. it determines a lot for him)”

The second reads: “He especially enjoys providing for his partner and acting within a self contained scenario like that I think… on his own time he’s got his weird fascinations and obsessive behaviors and sort of perversions that can easily manifest sexually but at their core they aren’t”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Tired: he’s a control freak in life so he de stresses by giving it up in the bedroom. Inspired: he’s a control freak in life so he de stresses via the one situation where he knows he has absolute control
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Red alert RED ALERT this couple just walked past my workplace with four italian greyhounds
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I buy hockey tickets on company time
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This book has been all exposition/backstory so far and I may be sub-40 pages in but it’s also only like 150 pages total so I’d like something to happen soon
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Is there not room in our hearts for c4t minjoong where mingi's trans
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
pick you, take a bite into the fruit — san/mingi, E, 2.7k Terrible, how they egg each other on. archiveofourown.org/works/80656481
An image of an anonymous man laying on a white backdrop, mostly his torso, which is covered by a white t-shirt, taking up the frame. His elbow is bent to prop him up. The slightest bit of black pants and an underwear waistband beneath them can be seen. The text "PICK YOU, / TAKE A BITE INTO THE FRUIT" is overlaid in a rounded, navy typeface, highlighted by white beneath.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The hongjoong possessive grip on mingi’s shoulder-neck space never gets old
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Every time someone uses “magical realism” to mean “modern setting with magic” an angel dies
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Think I’ll ask this here actually… do you guys as writers/readers feel weird about having old (like… months-to-years old) ao3 comments replied to?
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This fic is really, truly one of those "you don't know how much lore can exist behind my pwps" incidents
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
pick you, take a bite into the fruit — san/mingi, E, 2.7k Terrible, how they egg each other on. archiveofourown.org/works/80656481
An image of an anonymous man laying on a white backdrop, mostly his torso, which is covered by a white t-shirt, taking up the frame. His elbow is bent to prop him up. The slightest bit of black pants and an underwear waistband beneath them can be seen. The text "PICK YOU, / TAKE A BITE INTO THE FRUIT" is overlaid in a rounded, navy typeface, highlighted by white beneath.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Relevant post
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Choi san is not just an ass man I believe he is additionally a hole man
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
When you hear tell of a gnarly hockey injury but there’s no video what’s the point even
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Like *my* captain… okay right
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Anyway today I am having some thoughts. Firstly about designer hongjoong courting model/musician/whatever mingi with beautiful soft flowy clothes because seeing mingi in his stuff makes it feel like he's his, also hongjoong's not good at flirting or aware that mingi won’t read this behavior as such
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I need an up to date bookstore map so I can round out my bookstore journeying
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Stepped into the bookstore like boy I hope they have some ballard lol
Five books on a shelf, all by J.G. Ballard. From left to right the titles are as follows: The Drought, The Drowned World, Concrete Island, The Crystal World, and, slightly out of frame, Empire of the Sun.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Is it hypocritical to dislike the “pink lacy diva bimbo angel bunny” mingi characterization while also thinking the idea of someone (force)feminizing him is really hot
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Not to worry I will post fic soon to make up for the hockey posting
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
& I mean heritage nights specifically because the devs game was a themed night and they sure pulled out all the stops for that but couldn’t do more for pride this season than just labeling it. Didn’t post a single thing. No jersey auction or whatever. Zero effort because they can get away w/it
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Back to back games that didn’t go in my favor is the true devils sirens experience
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Another thing about this is I really have to give props to whoever colormatched the ears to his hair so well
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
????????????????????????
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kay || comms open @sparrowsatelier.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
emo mingi (but close ups)
mingi of ateez in his singapore stage outfit. black vest top, loose jeans, ripped in a couple places, pearl chains along his hips and hanging off his knee to his lower leg. a blue striped tie wrapped around his waist. 
piercings: chains in right ear, two lobes and a conch piercing in left ear, chain across his nose and a butterfly charm lip ring.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It snew
My camera being held in my lap, showing a photo I took. The photo depicts an across-the-street view of a large brick church with many windows, a brick fence around its yard, and a tree along the sidewalk outside it. There’s an iron gate along the fence near the right edge of the frame. The tree’s branches are in view, laden with snow, as is every other surface.Another photo on the camera. This one shows my view walking down the sidewalk, an iron gate to the left, an interspersal of trees stretching along it to the right, with a couple cars parked along the street, which we can see slightly. The snow on the sidewalk is trodden and slushy. Everything else is covered in snow, including the posts of the fence. There are a couple traffic cones stuck in the snow piles at the edge of the sidewalk. There’s visible flurries being blown about by the wind.Another photo on the camera. This one depicts a set of four park benches arranged in a row. There’s snow piled up on the benches and the ground around them, shoveled from the footpaths. Behind the benches are many snow-laden trees and vague views of buildings beyond.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I can hear my camera awakening from its slumber at the presence of >5 inches of snow on the ground
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It’s actually nuts to me how quickly niche fandom-specific things will become canonized tags but god forbid I try tagging certain kinks
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I have nothing to say about anything except jack hughes should be ordained as a saint
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Stepped outside to check on the poorly timed mardi gras paraders and it’s already snowing. Alright
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Thus far it seems I'm incapable of making some freak shit that isn't also tender and romantic. Whether that's a flaw or asset I can't decide
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Nathan mackinnon you’re not gonna make it man we’re gonna send brock faber to tonya harding you any minute now
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This finland team really is just the dallas stars because I got this gut feeling the second they got a lead that it wouldn’t hold
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Anyway can we talk about this
Mingi at today’s fansign. His hair is styled down. He’s wearing glasses, an off-white half-buttoned shirt, a zip-up leather jacket, and, most importantly, a pair of jeans that shape his thighs perfectly. Next to him stands Yeosang holding a bunch of Goofy/Pluto plushies and wearing a Pluto hat.Another shot of the same scene, this time with Mingi standing in profile, hands in his jacket pockets, showing off how his jeans shape his ass.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“Mcdavid C & mackinnon and makar with the A” is like the anti-trinity
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I do have to edit or get to fic graphicing today though because yesterday I slept in to the point where watching hockey ended up being the only thing I did (and the pitt. shoutout to the pitt)
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
There’s nothing stopping you from spending your day off having a gluttonous breakfast and getting high in preparation for probably having to watch finland get smacked out of this tournament
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Unfortunately for everyone I won’t be able to shut up about this
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