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@warmpants.bsky.social
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Ryan, he/him, 23, philly, bearer of the curse 🔞 books, fanfic, and hockey talk, usually Find me on the archive: archiveofourown.org/users/warmpants

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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm trying to compile a list of parallels/justifications for mapping minjoong's dynamic onto MSR, especially as I rewatch, and among the more serious points I actually think this may be the most legitimate
An isolated item in a list, reading: "not to be that guy, but I can see mingi being told he'll die via autoerotic asphyxiation by a psychic"
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oh you know
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You wanna indulge me and my ridiculous secret little collection of ideas sooo badddd
graphic reading “1 ❤️ = 1 fic I want to write”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Been having other thoughts about kim hongjoong if you’re curious
Two threaded tweets from my private twitter.

The first reads: “For me hongjoong is always a guy who can live without sex but enjoys doing it (which is why it’s fun to pair him with mingi because I don’t think mingi could. it’s on his mind often. it determines a lot for him)”

The second reads: “He especially enjoys providing for his partner and acting within a self contained scenario like that I think… on his own time he’s got his weird fascinations and obsessive behaviors and sort of perversions that can easily manifest sexually but at their core they aren’t”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
pick you, take a bite into the fruit — san/mingi, E, 2.7k Terrible, how they egg each other on. archiveofourown.org/works/80656481
An image of an anonymous man laying on a white backdrop, mostly his torso, which is covered by a white t-shirt, taking up the frame. His elbow is bent to prop him up. The slightest bit of black pants and an underwear waistband beneath them can be seen. The text "PICK YOU, / TAKE A BITE INTO THE FRUIT" is overlaid in a rounded, navy typeface, highlighted by white beneath.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Stepped into the bookstore like boy I hope they have some ballard lol
Five books on a shelf, all by J.G. Ballard. From left to right the titles are as follows: The Drought, The Drowned World, Concrete Island, The Crystal World, and, slightly out of frame, Empire of the Sun.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It snew
My camera being held in my lap, showing a photo I took. The photo depicts an across-the-street view of a large brick church with many windows, a brick fence around its yard, and a tree along the sidewalk outside it. There’s an iron gate along the fence near the right edge of the frame. The tree’s branches are in view, laden with snow, as is every other surface.Another photo on the camera. This one shows my view walking down the sidewalk, an iron gate to the left, an interspersal of trees stretching along it to the right, with a couple cars parked along the street, which we can see slightly. The snow on the sidewalk is trodden and slushy. Everything else is covered in snow, including the posts of the fence. There are a couple traffic cones stuck in the snow piles at the edge of the sidewalk. There’s visible flurries being blown about by the wind.Another photo on the camera. This one depicts a set of four park benches arranged in a row. There’s snow piled up on the benches and the ground around them, shoveled from the footpaths. Behind the benches are many snow-laden trees and vague views of buildings beyond.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Anyway can we talk about this
Mingi at today’s fansign. His hair is styled down. He’s wearing glasses, an off-white half-buttoned shirt, a zip-up leather jacket, and, most importantly, a pair of jeans that shape his thighs perfectly. Next to him stands Yeosang holding a bunch of Goofy/Pluto plushies and wearing a Pluto hat.Another shot of the same scene, this time with Mingi standing in profile, hands in his jacket pockets, showing off how his jeans shape his ass.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Just for that I'm posting this scrapped paragraph for posterity
Concerned captain is all he is, though, all he can be. He is no hovering rushing-from-the-stands loved one or dentist himself. He has his greater duties. It's why he's selfish now, he knows, pressing the pads of several fingers to the surrounding molars and corresponding bottom cuspids—all even, sturdy. Even the one that's cracked remains firmly rooted; shame, how much that'd hurt getting pulled; shame, too, how Hongjoong won't be there to see, how it'll be numbed. Given authority he'd grab and tug right now. Cut himself open, inevitably, making this hurt theirs, mingling their blood. No worse than what they've already done. His unwashed hand in Mingi's mouth, his fingers sticky, wet, warm, wiggling again across gum somewhat hoping they'll spray fresh unto him, onto his jersey, even. Mark that he's his.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m not feeling so good
Mingi and San at today’s fansign. San is standing with one hand on his hip and an arm around Mingi’s shoulder, chin tilted up, expression even. Mingi has his hands in his pockets and his gaze is shifted towards San. They’re both wearing Chiikawa-printed aprons over their clothes, Mingi’s being tan and San’s black.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The end notes of a fic on Ao3, where the author links their twitter, tumblr, and "bad bunny's halftime performance from yesterday because i love him so much"
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Listen, I know he’s fanservicing hard here, but yeah
Tweet from lea #1 ribo @KHJBASE that reads:

“🐥: lets stop fighting
🐥: i think that its bad for the baby
👤: baby..? what baby..?
🐥: me!”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Good morning
Screenshot showing there’s now 1,000 works in the minjoong tag.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Etc
A big drawing of Snoopy wearing ice skates and a Flyers beanie, holding a hockey stick.Paul, a big grey and white cat, sitting on a radiator ledge, gazing out the window. His back is to the camera and he’s framed between a lampshade & the curtain.My laptop playing an X-Files episode in a dark room, lit by a single candle. On screen, Scully is in the mid-sentence, the subtitles reading, “was inoculating those kids with antibodies derived”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Life stuff
A corridor between shelves in a used bookstore. The shelves, ceiling, and floor are all a similar, light colored wood; the books, mainly large, coffee table style books, are arranged haphazardly. Two dark wooden chairs line the narrow space, which is lit in bright fluorescents. Signs hang from the ceiling delineating subjects my section.Page 23 of The Membranes by Chi Ta-Wei.The first and last movies I watched in 2025, respectively being WHEN HARRY MET SALLY… on January 1 and SPY KIDS 2 on December 31.A small whiteboard my friends keep up for reminders, which solely reads: “Auggie: Be normal about Heated Rivalry”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Likely one of the greatest texts I’ve received
A text from my sister that reads: “if hockey is the boy aquarium then goalies are the crabs”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Before today this was the most recent thing I had jotted in my writing notes. What was he up to
A note from December 19 that reads: “ropes. forced intoxication. piss even. keep this in mind”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
No worries this was a positive post
The final score of the Devils-Mammoth game: 4-1 Devils.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This was the original post, there were people agreeing in the replies but op’s privated now
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Old/slightly off topic but still relevant
Two threaded tweets.

The first reads: “Also general statement it’s telling how nobody* bats an eye at gay jokes but the second you call someone trans you’re going too far (esp transfem)”
The second reads: “Kpop fans definitely overstep (to say the least) when it comes to feminizing easian men but I’d say that’s just as much of a factor when it comes to gay jokes as trans jokes”A tweet with an inlaid screenshot of another tweet. The post itself reads: “This was actually a topic of discussion on trans twitter a few months ago and I have things I could say about the offense people take to the concept of transsexuality itself & how it’s degrading for people who are [perceived as] cis to be compared to us, but consider this” & the screenshot reads: “cis man called babygirl (often) cis man being called princely (often) cis woman being called princely (often) cis woman being called babygirl (often) cis man with tboy swag (often) cis woman with tboy swag (often) cis woman or man who has tgirl vibes (bad, evil)”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Me and the otherworldly ghoul I seduced with my charming human kindness and zest for life
San visiting Seonghwa on the set of the Skin music video. Seonghwa’s in his performance outfit, a black-and-white snakeskin print suit, dark makeup smudged around his eyes, arm around San’s shoulder; San is in a black turtleneck and long coat, holding a coffee cup with a little black cat printed on it. Both are smiling.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I have to put him in situations. I NEED to put him in situations
Mingi performing during this year’s Gayo Daejeon, mic held to his mouth.Mingi on stage at this Gayo Daejeon throwing some very intimidating side eye.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Both of these are kinda
A post of mine that reads: “It’s giving “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy hongjoong” “hell yeah””An addendum to the previous post, reading: “Love how mingi’s cutieful nature comes through whenever he’s not 100% On you know. He’s bunnyrabbiting. He’s intimidating appearance/soft heart maxxing. He’s cowering behind hongjoong so he doesn’t have to get his hands dirty. By “we” he means “hongjoong, and I'll deal with the body” btw”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Crawling on my stomach into the river and letting myself sink like a stone
Mingi and Hongjoong on stage, both in all-black stage outfits. Mingi’s straight-faced while Hongjoong looks like a diabolical little cat.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Missing them
‘I’m serious,’ Hongjoong says, and lowers himself to the carpet, even, just a foot from Mingi, and scoots forward. ‘If you need it that badly I’ll help you out, but you have to get back to work once I’m done.’

He’s just about between Mingi’s legs now, unconsciously spread further to make space, and he’s looking up at Mingi all stern-browed and dark-eyed and with his mouth a straight wet line, here with his hair pushed back, on the floor of Mingi’s workspace seeming like he’ll go ahead no matter what Mingi says, and Mingi will just have to take it. He might know better what to say if not for this: Hongjoong never says yes to this, here—Mingi’s lost count of the occasions where he, bored or tired or frustrated or in the middle of busy weeks when they can’t find time for each other, has propositioned Hongjoong during work only to be shut down. Without exception. He’s been fiending for this for ages, since before they even called this anything, before he knew Hongjoong saw him that way at all he’s been thinking of how easy it would be to fold himself beneath Hongjoong’s desk and suck him off while he works. How nice.

Why now his conviction seems to have faltered is unclear. Hongjoong doesn’t really get pent up like he does; their differing sex drives began as a point of contention, and he’s lucky now, for all he lets Hongjoong to do him, monitoring his masturbation habits isn’t one of them; it’s not something Hongjoong thinks of constantly, idly, especially not amidst work. It isn’t either like Mingi looks particularly irresistible right now. He’s been in the studio for hours in his tee and sweats with his face all bare, bangs held back by a headband, since they were irritating him. Hongjoong can get a little feral over him but that’s the him of tailored stage costumes and smokey eyes, not this—not when he’s been caught being so shameless, too.He looks at Hongjoong knelt before him and realizes it doesn’t matter why.

‘Y-yeah, okay.’

Hongjoong smiles. ‘Good.’ And he’s got a hand in Mingi’s pants then and he’s leaning in and when his tongue kisses the tip, all of Mingi starts shaking.

Mingi regrets the thought when he has it, since if it ever left his head it would offend about everyone he knows, but getting head from Hongjoong is like a religious experience. The first time he did had Mingi digging his nails into his palms to focus on something other than coming instantly, and even then he’d lasted, as Hongjoong made sure to tell him, seven minutes. He knew what he was doing, and does even better now, acquainted with Mingi’s cock specifically and all the little things that make him tick, like running nails up his inner thighs, scraping his little fangs under the head, or pushing an entire forearm against Mingi’s middle to keep him from thrusting up. He’s not crazy on the rough treatment, and Mingi doesn’t even mean to be rough, there’s nothing he’s trying to assert here, only that it feels so unimaginably good that he loses control of his body.

Already he can feel it happening as he’s taken in halfway; Hongjoong’s tongue dances in patterns against his shaft for some stimulation while his jaw adjusts, it’s been a minute, and it’s a lot, and Mingi, meanwhile, faintly hears his phone fall to the carpet as his hands go limp.

This is so much better than jerking off in front of his mirror.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The friends to cohabitating pipeline
Mingi and Hongjoong from several years back, Hongjoong’s hair a deep red, Mingi’s dark brown. They’re sitting on a bench and leaning into each other, Hongjoong’s head on Mingi’s shoulder, both cradling their own faces.Mingi and Hongjoong at a fansign from Bouncy era. Standing, they’re leaning into each other, with Hongjoong, at an angle, putting his head on Mingi’s shoulder and Mingi laying his head on Hongjoong’s.Hongjoong and Mingi from this year’s Atiny Membership photoshoot. They’re sitting on a bed, wrapped in a comforter, very close together.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
One of those days
Meme of the man weighed down by several balls and chains; the balls are labeled as follows: “they traded my favorite hockey player to the blue jackets” “he’s in ohio now” “they sent him to ohio” “my poor mush”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Falling on the ground. Rolling into the gutter. Despondent.
Mingi standing on stage with Hongjoong slightly behind him, both in all-white stage outfits.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This guy writes the most bizarre shit but will drop lines like this amidst it at random
An excerpt from THE NATIONAL TELEPATHY by Roque Larraquy:

“Thibaud, I am here to tell you that a memory is not a static record of a series of phenomena, nor a narrative piece clearly distinct from others, but rather, as the Indians say, a fever in the body that warms the air.”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I was in good spirits because the snow WAS kind of magical… I don’t have actually nice pictures since I had places to be just proof of existence pics
Trees along the sidewalk (and the cars parked below them) laden with snow.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Complaints that only make sense to me
A book page on which I’ve written: “not a fan of how “final paragraph” all these final paragraphs feel”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Ik I posted this when I wrote it, but I like it better with the edits. Hockey hwagi (+minjoong, in concept) be upon ye
Highlight reel after highlight reel down, eventually Seonghwa lands on an interview with the kid, one of those mid-game commercial break pulls where he’s flushed full pink, helmet indent across his forehead, hair soaked with sweat. According to the man with the mic they tapped him here for landing two goals in the second, bringing his team a marginal lead that stretched further with a veteran teammate’s wraparound thirty seconds before the buzzer. These things are always short. Seonghwa still gets a hand in his pants by the halfway mark.

The way he speaks is adorable. Especially adrenalined-up, it’s like the words come absent of thought, straight from the dome, clumsy and thick-tongued and with the average sportsman’s spate of sentence fillers. Seonghwa gets stuck on his plush bitten lips, the crooked teeth peeking through. Wide prey-animal eyes. That uniquely charming rookie zeal, how clearly unused he is to the cameras, yet despite it, you can see he’s dedicated, treating this unlike any other game in the course of his career. No-nonsense. Humble. Shy.

Seonghwa slides up to his tip as Mingi’s asked for what might be the millionth time how he feels up in the pro leagues, having had the captain’s assist on his first goal—stuff of dreams for kids like him—and the way he smacks his lips before he speaks makes it weep. Uh, yeah, I mean—sentence starter supreme. His chest is still heaving. Padding projects him broader than Seonghwa knows he really is, sturdy enough but slight with youth, soft in the middle. Gangly like he’s still growing. He shies from attention, but the team’s thoughtless TikTok content does well to capture him casually. On principle, Seonghwa doesn’t go looking for it, but if it happens to sneak into his algorithm, and he happens to like it which may only encourage his algorithm to show him more, entirely organically, that’s truly not on him.Of course, today’s fucked that.

Him shimmying out of his boxers says enough.

This is how Hongjoong finds him, stroking his dick like he hasn’t been touched in years, gaze blearied on a third rewatch. Seonghwa doesn’t stop, though he does feel his libido cringe at his linemate coming in sweat-soaked and stinking, entirely uncouth, throwing his gym bag right on his unmade bed. He doesn’t blink. It’s just how they are. He takes a moment, shirt slung around his neck, before heading to shower to stand staring at the TV where Mingi’s running a hand through his dark, wet hair, scratching at his pale neck. His low stumbling timbre overlays, at considerate volume, the slick schluck of Seonghwa’s hand as he works desperately towards completion.

Hongjoong sighs. ‘He’s so fuckin’ sweet. Media’s gonna eat him alive by the end of the season.’

Seonghwa, slowing his roll, gulps. ‘Yeah,’ is all he manages.

They quiet to continue watching, only a short while until the end, when shame rears up and has Seonghwa fumbling the remote in clean hand to a new clip, this from only a week ago. Here, there’s a cut on the kid’s cheek. Post-game, locker room fluorescents, loose logo shirt hanging from his frame as he cycles through requisite questions. His eyes are glassy in the way that exercise exhaustion will do you. Seonghwa sees this and groans.

Hongjoong, brows pinched, bites his lip. Clearly stalled and can’t be blamed. They get to the end of an answer professing the goalie’s value or something like that before he pipes up: ‘alright. What’s the plus-minus on his virginity, you think?’The thought isn’t novel, not even untouched today, but near-done and brain-souped and boring his gaze into the shine of Mingi’s eyes, how his hair is stuck up in the back and he hasn’t noticed, his smooth pale forearms, Seonghwa finds it all too evocative; too much to bear. With a pained gasp, he comes.

It lands all over his shirt, a monument to this slip in control.

Hongjoong turns to him and laughs. ‘Come on, dude.’
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
He really shouldn’t ever have to lift a finger
Mingi in all black, long hair styled back, sitting with his legs crossed.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Today’s baby mazzy 🤨
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’m low on boypictures these days but I have baby mazzy pictures if that helps, and some tunes I’ve been enjoying: carly rae’s More, inhaler’s Hole in the Ground, and a little less earwormy than it is beautiful and touching but tamino’s My Dearest Friend and Enemy
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Do I kill myself yes or yes
ESPN notification that reads:
🚨 Breaking News
Stars F Tyler Seguin likely out for rest of season after tearing ACL
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
My omega…
Mingi leaning against the wall wearing a soft looking sweater, eyes closed, hair falling over his face, book held open by his chin.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Ginkgos successfully admired
Me standing on a brick pathway that’s absolutely covered in fallen ginkgo leaves.Beautiful ginkgo with sunlight peeking from the bottom of the frame.Narrow street with a big ginkgo looming at its mouth.Alleyway awash in ginkgo leaves with trees looming above.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Everyone is so against me
Replies from lina @mushrotten and mel @sanenjoyer saying “NO !!!!” and “NO!!!” respectively.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Hate to be this guy but if you still (unfortunately) use twt (unfortunately) you’re free to to come hang on my priv. Though I’m also like off the ateez pill lately just due to writer’s block/real life/the hockey season so all you’ll find here is slice of life content and me woobifying sports players
My twitter profile @aldialbeau.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Lesbians
Hongjoong standing behind Yeosang, whose arms are spread wide; Hongjoong’s hand is lightly grabbing Yeosang’s wrist.Hongjoong standing behind Yeosang, lifting Yeosang’s arms into a heart shape over his head.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hmmmmm
Sidewalk next to the train tracks with a cloudy, grey morning sky.Me holding a little Cardcaptor Sakura figurine where she’s sitting and eating cake.Very blurry shot of Mazzy the cat launching herself at my camera from below.Drawing of Despereaux the mouse lying on his back immediately after being born, taken from the first chapter of The Tale of Despereaux.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Weird little Calvino
A page from The Distance of the Moon by Italo Calvino:

“… we see today by taking in material that reaches it from some point in the future, travelling through a black hole which, as far as we are concerned, formed only today’ (Paolo Maffei, Monsters of the Sky, pp. 210-15).

To explode or to implode - said Qfwfq - that is the question: whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to expand one’s energies in space without restraint, or to crush them into a dense inner concentration and, by ingesting, cherish them. To steal away, to vanish; no more; to hold within oneself every gleam, every ray, deny oneself every vent, suffocating in the depths of the soul the conflicts that so idly trouble it, give them their quietus; to hide oneself, to obliterate oneself: perchance to reawaken elsewhere, changed.

Changed... In what way changed? And the question, to explode or to implode: would one have to face it again? Absorbed by the vortex of this galaxy, does one pop up again in other times and other firmaments? Here sink away in cold silence, there express oneself in fiery shrieks of another tongue? Here soak up good and evil like a sponge in the shadow, there gush forth like a dazzling jet, to spray and spend and lose oneself? To what end then would the cycle repeat itself? I really don’t know, I don’t want to know, I don’t want to think about it: here, now, my choice is made: I shall implode, as if this centripetal …”
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Soup journey
Me holding a plastic container of soup aloft in my sister’s kitchen.Slightly blurry picture of me holding the soup ad I walk home (with a special appearance from bbyongming).Soup in a bowl atop a little woven potholder.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Too lazy to thread update and I don’t even know if I have good camera roll pics of any of these… but this is what I read in september. Sparing sludgebrained month but these all brought me joy and enrichment
My four most recently read books on storygraph: Nineteen Claws and a Black Bird by Agustina Bazterrica, Monstrilio by Gerardo Sámano Córdova, Signs Preceding the End of the World by Yuri Herrera, and A Door Behind a Door by Yelena Moskovich.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Okaaay here’s. Images.
View through the threshold of a room in an antique store. All along the walls and floors are various objects, ranging from dressers to coffins to rugs to chandeliers to storage tins.My view way high up from warmups before the Devils game last Sunday.Super tiny baby squirrel on the sidewalk.Epigraphs from Agustina Bazterrica’s Nineteen Claws and a Black Bird.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Anyone else getting horny visions of seonghwa (and his road roomie) having the hots for baby rookie mingi? No?? Just me?
Highlight reel after highlight reel down, eventually Seonghwa lands on an interview with the kid, one of those mid-game commercial break pulls where he’s flushed full pink, helmet indent across his forehead, hair soaked with sweat. According to the interviewer they tapped him here for landing two goals in the second, bringing his team a marginal lead that stretched further with a veteran teammate’s wraparound mere seconds before the buzzer. These things are always short. Seonghwa still gets a hand in his pants by the halfway mark.

The way he speaks is adorable. Especially adrenalined-up, it’s like the words come absent of thought, straight from the dome, clumsy and thick-tongued and with the average sportsman’s spate of sentence fillers. Seonghwa gets stuck on his plush bitten lips, the crooked teeth peeking through. Wide prey-animal eyes. That uniquely charming rookie zeal, how clearly unused he is to the cameras, yet despite it, you can see he’s serious, treating this unlike any other game in the course of his career. No-nonsense. Humble. Shy.

Seonghwa slides up to his tip as Mingi’s asked for what might be the millionth time how he feels up in the pro leagues, having had the captain’s assist on his first goal—stuff of dreams for kids like him—and the way he sucks his lips before he speaks makes it weep. Uh, yeah, I mean—sentence starter supreme. His chest is still heaving. Padding projects him broader than Seonghwa knows he really is, sturdy enough but slight with youth, soft in the middle. Gangly like he’s still growing. He shies from attention, but the team’s thoughtless TikTok content does well to capture him casually. On principle, Seonghwa doesn’t go looking for it, but if it happens to sneak into his algorithm, and he happens to like it which may only encourage his algorithm to show him more, entirely organically, that’s truly not on him.Of course, today’s fucked that.

Him shimmying out of his boxers says enough.

This is how Hongjoong finds him, stroking his dick like he hasn’t been touched in years, gaze blearied on a third rewatch. Seonghwa doesn’t stop, though he does feel his libido cringe at his linemate coming in sweat-soaked and stinking, entirely uncouth, throwing his gym bag right on his bed. He doesn’t blink. It’s just how they are. He takes a moment, shirt slung around his neck, before heading to shower to stand staring at the TV where Mingi’s running a hand through his dark, wet hair, scratching at his pale neck. His low stumbling timbre overlays, at considerate volume, the slick schluck of Seonghwa’s hand as he works desperately towards completion.

Hongjoong sighs. ‘He’s so fuckin’ sweet. Media’s gonna eat him alive by the end of the season.’

Seonghwa, slowing his roll, gulp. ‘Yeah,’ is all he manages.

They quiet to continue watching, only a short while until the end, when shame rears up and has Seonghwa fumbling the remote in clean hand to a new clip, this from only a week ago. Here, there’s a cut on the kid’s cheek. Post-game, locker room fluorescents, loose logo shirt hanging from his frame as he cycles through questions. His eyes are glassy in the way that exercise exhaustion will do you. Seonghwa sees this and groans.Hongjoong, brows pinched, bites his lip. Clearly stalled and can’t be blamed. They get to the end of an answer about the goalie’s value before he pipes up: ‘alright. Odds on him being a virgin?’

The thought isn’t novel, not even untouched today, but near-done and brain-souped and boring his eyes into the shine of the rook’s eyes, how his hair is stuck up in the back and he hasn’t noticed, his smooth pale forearms, Seonghwa finds it all too evocative. Too much. With a pained gasp, he comes.

It lands all over his shirt, a monument to this slip in control.

Hongjoong turns to him and laughs. ‘Come on, dude.’
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Something about these bits
Look at you in denim and bows
I know the mode, the mode is lethalAnd what I want is
To walk beside you
Needing nothing
But the sun that’s in our eyesCall you up
Nothing to say
No, I don’t need no entertaining
When the world
Is a bed
Give me green and ribbon red
Oh, I get
Closer than your new tattooLook how I forget who I was
Before I was the way I am with you
Where did you come from, you?
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Puppydog acting scary at the pound/puppydog after you take him home and give him pets
Mingi staring himself down in a mirror very seriously.Mingi looking at himself in the mirror, tongue slightly poking out, pinching his own cheek.
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pyuaripilled minjoongcel @warmpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Happy birthday!!!❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 I wish I had as heartfelt offerings for you as you did for me but I can compensate with pyuari pyuaring
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