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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh to end the night in my own bed, feet hurting from dancing, heart full ❤️
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Eating a cold hot dog and drinking a hot beer just to feel something
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Some parody/satirical RPG game needs to have a loot rarity system where the tiers are scaled down, like: Common - Dogshit Uncommon - Awful Rare - Bad Epic - Subpar Legendary - Okay
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If You Give a Bear a Backshot
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
men expressing femininity is so hot it makes my eyes bleed
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
need one like this
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
had a dream my acrylic nails were falling off. it wasn't a nightmare just an inconvenience. is this the tooth dream but for femmes?
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ahhhh it hurts. it hurts so bad. my big juicy ass. my giant fucking ass. oh my god the pain! it can't fit in my pants and it hurts so much! it's ripping the seams! my big jiggly ass! it begs for release!! fuuuuck. fuck it huuurts. when will i be free from this torment!!! fuck!!!
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
just unplugged my laptop so that I wouldn't have to make my cat move, it's giving passion of the cut sleeve.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
which airline? I've never experienced this and had a lot of flights recently, although predominantly united and american airlines
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
i went bald twice when i was a boy in college and that gives me false confidence that going bald again wouldn't immediately give me like horrible dysphoria unless i bare minimum gave myself a full glam look every single day
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I know if I cut it I'd miss my long hair deeply but 10 times a day I'm like "all of this has got to go. i could make being bald like a cute punk move".
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
gender affirming tampon in my butt
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Official Statement
For Immediate Release
On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup.
However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations.
While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe.
After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating.
At this time, no further updates are available.
This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani.
Signed,
Michael Ragu
Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
didn't mean to say "edge of" twice, but now i hope they do a revisit set called "edge of edge of eternities", lol
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i feel this completely. i liked edge of edge of eternities, and even tho i'm not a final fantasy head, it seemed like those cards were cool and designed interestingly. i even like, know spiderman lore better, and all of it feels like total slop. not compelling in the slightest. boring design.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i hate how british ppl say 'labubu'. why do they say it like that.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i thought they were being extra but boomers really popped off with nail polish toe spreaders
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 24/04/2025
man says something i like is bad: whatever bud *jerking off motion* trans woman says something i like is bad: im going to do something that'll dominate the news cycle for six months and then kill myself
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
one thing i never had to work on when i started my transition was moving/posturing femininely. the second i let myself it felt completely natural. i can feel that shit in my bones.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
bloodwork came back with lethal levels of puss.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
she fucks with the dolls, but does she fuck with the bricks?
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
pomegranate seeds fuck so hard.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
my tummy hurts but I'm being incredibly brave about it
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i know it's oftentimes used as a slur but calling someone a "fairy" as a big strong man feels like it betrays a little too much fanciful admiration
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
guys, soups on!
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
*scowling at the gum display in the checkout lane* i hate microtransactions
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
why must we eat out? can we not come together, as a community, and 'eat in'?
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Knowing that Neopet naming is notoriously difficult I really was not expecting to be able to lock this one in.
A green otter-like Lutari Neopet with the name Butch Mommy
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
i don't wanna be pretentious but i never get to brag about being a young oldwalker. the future sight novel, where jeska sacrifices herself for the Great Mending, was my favorite book for years and my first proper sci fi/fantasy novel
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
i have been playing magic the gathering longer than anyone I know that's my age. I'm 28. I started playing in 5th grade. my first set was planar chaos, my parents got me a future sight fat pack, and i went to the tenth edition prerelease, where I got the reya dawnbringer promo
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 09/03/2024
'if the tranny does not feel loved, she will leave. then you're fucked' -vice
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
every day i have to convince myself that i shouldn't adopt more cats because that would give me less special bonding time w/ each of my sweet boys
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
transfemme edina elric: i tried to perform human transmutation *missing penis and one ball*
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Gooning Tribunal: You are hereby found guilty of crimes against goonmanity. You will be sentenced to immediate and frequent orgasms.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Now That's What I Call Gooning: Christmas Classics
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
“Eating ass” is such a crude term. I prefer “the ploughman’s lunch.”
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
lesbyronic hero
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
gooning in the trader joes dried fruits and nuts aisle
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
im embarrassed that i view gaming skill as an attractive trait
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
people (like me) that program on computers all day... then after work play video games on computers. kinda fun duality there.
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
people have biases but i feel like no matter who you are or what you look like if you lean into being incredibly radically self-confident and carry yourself that way and adorn and dress yourself how you authentically enjoy you unlock this crazy level of hotness altogether
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
this is janey bravo and her pronouns are she/they
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/02/2024
bluesky is a online web portal where you can see beautiful trans women talk about how high they are rn
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
💖👄💖
gorgeous woman's face close up
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
my casual everyday hyperpop playlist 💖 open.spotify.com/playlist/4te...
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joy st. hope @warlockcandy.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
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young woman wearing t shirt and sleep shorts with bridal hair and makeup petting catyoung woman wearing t shirt and sleep shorts with bridal hair and makeup petting cat
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