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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We failed at killing her, so we took her to a hospital to get better, so we can try to kill her again later. The death penalty is idiotic and barbaric, and this case couldn't illustrate that point more.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The word you're looking for is torture.

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Albumism @albumism.com · 26/09/2026

Happy Birthday Bryan Ferry! Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/BryanFerryHBD

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeet this fuckwit into the sun on a rocket made of explodium.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck bringing iced coffee to an interview. Bring a vodka and Red Bull. It shows you're bold, intense, and ready to party as well as work. I've been unemployed for a decade, by the way.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I could say the original Super Mario Bros or Metroid, which are outstanding games, but the one that got me obsessed was Wizards & Warriors. It was frustrating and beyond difficult, but so engrossing and satisfying to win.

en.wikipedia.org

Wizards & Warriors - Wikipedia

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Today I learned that Belgians really, really want to fuck Christopher Walken.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's Constitution Day here in the US, so enjoy the freedoms it enshrines. Like telling Trump and the entire GOP to go and fuck themselves.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I hate this ride and I want off.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It really is rare to see the word "Uranium" in combination with "safe bet."

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My main 9/11 memory is being in the dorms at what was then Southwest Texas State University. My mom called waking me up saying, basically, "they" blew up New York and Washington. Being a child of the Cold War, I thought she meant they got nuked, and promptly freaked out.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Supreme Court rules 5-4 that Trump is now God-Emperor First-Class Generalissimo of the multiverse.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

R.E.M Simple Minds Peter Murphy Public Enemy George Clinton and P-Funk Buddy Guy Robert Earl Keen Suicidal Tendencies Radiohead The Austin Lounge Lizards

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Pete Hegseth: He's on the trail...but off the wagon.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Work in progress: Titan II Gemini Launch Vehicle.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"That's one small step for me, one giant leap for me, and we'll be constructing a Trump tower on top of the Apollo 11 landing site. Neil Marmstrong loved me. We were pals."

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'd like to believe NASA was smart enough to let this drooling idiot talk into an empty phone.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I grew up in Texas and "y'all" is everyday language.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I can just see him being dragged away screaming, "But...but I'm one of you!"

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026

elected democrats working themselves up into a dancing plague about a twitch streamer in possibly the most winnable environment for an opposition party in the history of the planet. beautiful stuff

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Gods fucking damnit. This week has sucked.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Happy national dog day from Amelia.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thanks for the clarification, because I thought RoboCop was a ballet dancer.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

No, so fuck him and fuck you too Homeland Security.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Not for nothing, God, but if you're taking 80 year-olds, there's this one asshole in DC...

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is surveillance state BS. You find money on the ground, it's yours. This is an ancient law. I once found $300 under a vending machine in college. I didn't feel guilty. I felt lucky.

local12.com

Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart

A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I have a budding little space collection going on.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hey Donnie! I've heard a great way to piss off liberals is to chug grease like it's Diet Coke. Screw the doctors. Go for it!

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

🎶Spider-man, Spider-man. Does whatever anti-fascists can. Punches assholes, any size. Then he drops them, just like flies."🎶

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I wasn't the best reporter in the world, but I wasn't the worst either. So, for whatever remains of my professional life, I don't know why there wasn't a follow-up question that boiled down to, "Mr. President, what in the chicken fried fuck are you talking about?"

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

🎶Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom...🎶

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Two to six year commitment in return for four-day access to a video game? Where do I make my X mark because I'm too dumb to have a signature?

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I'm not queer, but I can guarantee some parents just aren't worth talking to.

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