MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...

Alt: Harrison Ford's waterfall jump in The Fugitive

Alt: The scene from Jaws where Roy Scheider is suddenly surprised by the shark while dumping chum in the water.

The story begins with a Mike Trout home run. It’s the equivalent of leading a fairy tale with “once upon a time,” or centering a modern American novel around a writer with a devoted girlfriend/wife/fa...