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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

People tell you to read the Art of War but then you open it up and it's all just shit like "in war, smart guys triumph over dumb guys"

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

...just found out what happens to animals who don't get their proper nutrients... don't google it...

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Luigi definitely has what it takes to be that guy. He's not that guy, to be clear. Mario is that guy. But I'm really impressed with Luigi and I think he has what it takes.

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Jimothy, who has replaced James Bond, was seen clambering along the top of a fence recently

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Who decided to call it bedrotting instead of snoozemaxxing

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I really hate all that matcha-latte-labubu-ass bull shit that women be doing.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

we'll never know how many fatal heart attacks were caused by having weird thoughts

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Time Magazine has crowned Henry Cavill the world's number one Chad

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

When I say "Don't tread on me" I mean ME, specifically. I'm totally fine with other people getting treaded on

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Allow me to be real for a second - not knowing how to dance is a disgusting quality to have. It is equally as gross as not taking a shower.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

One of the best to ever do it

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

pro-tip: if you learn how to make rice krispie treats yourself, you won't have to buy them anymore

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

It's truly remarkable how, even after years upon years of overwhelmingly negative feedback, people still be putting 4 paragraphs of autobiographical bullshit in front of every recipe

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

are there any ghosts on here? I'm free if you'd like to chat.

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

To the ladies - do you think it's a red flag if a guy has a crazy-looking weiner?

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

It is an interesting coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein and Adolf Hitler both apparently had a crazy-looking wiener

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

To the neighbors who named their home wifi network "NakedGrandma6969" - your wifi network is visible on other people's computers. My CHILDREN saw it!

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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

RIP Hulk Hogan, one of the first guys ever to get insanely jacked and tan on purpose

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

the Wall Street Journal hereby announces that all followers of this account are required to get jacked & tan this summer.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

The reason food be so expensive now is because a lot of y'all started eatin way too much

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

me and the bad bitch I pulled by losing touch with reality

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

If your microwave doesn't have an Add 30 Seconds button you might as well be living in the fucking stone ages

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 23/03/2024

When you think about it, megalodon is like the t-rex of the ocean

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

It's simple supply and demand. Food is more expensive now because y'all started DEMANDING it. Pounding on the table with a knife and fork in your hand.

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

The reason food be so expensive now is because a lot of y'all started eatin way too much

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

It's time for McDonald's to start serving macaroni and cheese.

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

When Jack Black arrived on the scene in the early 2000s, people were blown away. No one had ever acted that crazy before.

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The Wall Street Journal's BlueSky Account @wallstreetjournal.bsky.social · 03/02/2024

There's no way Hitler did all that stuff because he was bitter about not getting into art school. There must have been something else going on in his life.

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