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Divining Rod of Insanity

@wakingfeisty.bsky.social
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1 leaf pile all the way!! Voracious reader, who will not ignore your elephant. This administration is like watching a carnie smoke in a fireworks stand. You don’t know when it’s gonna blow, only that it will…

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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gastroparesis sucks. That is all.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love how Nasima (cat) gets all spooked at thunder and hides under my legs until she decides it’s safe and then tries to play it off like she was only there for my benefit 😂🤣😂
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have an important decision: mac and cheese or mashed potatoes?
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok. Hear me out. Lake Freddy Franklin…🥸
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Before anyone asks: no, I am not paying attention. I am busy playing music in my head. We can talk when my fingers get faster. Stupid Bumble-bee 😑
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I swear: the older I get, the younger I was 😵‍💫
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hello new friends, nice to meetcha 🥳 A totally pleasant surprised given the cr@ppy day I had yesterday. I’m delighted you chose me as your friend. Disclaimer: I can be all over the place. Think rubber balls thrown into an empty room. Here’s some fantastic visuals
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How can UB having a fine a.m. & some1 NA clearly crappy mood can say it’s u, criticize the movie u’ve pulled up4the most ridiculous reason & now u feel awkward/uncomfortable watching it. Then says have a good day. All N 10mins. Now u feel sick & wanna cry bc u don’t know if u should watch ur movie😭
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So we have measles, cyclosporiasis, salmonella (or is it E. coli?), flesh eating bacteria & glass in popsicles. Whatcha got next on your bingo card?? Mine’s brain eating amoeba & the discovery that screw worms can infect humans more easily/often than thought (only case I know of was last year)
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Question: If you knew you got a brain worm from a bear eaten at a family reunion, would you then eat same said bear 1yr later as jerky and then be surprised you have brain worms yet again?
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They’re too busy body slamming twinkies…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
To everything a season 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1672, a mob of angry Dutch killed and ate their prime minister.

Options. Just sayin'
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I feel terrible, but… I just couldnt let my mom believe “Ancient Apocalypse” was an actual documentary.
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Jeff Berardelli @weatherprof.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is a 3D view of the heat build up in this El Niño. And there’s still about 3-4 months of heating to go! Remarkable. #elnino
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can we try trickle up now??
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My husband is older than me by enough so that I cannot understand how he made it through the 90’s without seeing Tank Girl, Airheads, or SFW while I did 😳🤯😱
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ok, I know this might not mean much to the people who aren’t me (and I get it), but I finally gained a pound!!! I have been trying to for a week bc I started to & then kept losing waaay too much in waaay to short a time (think 13lbs in 6 days). Gastroparesis sucks big blue donkey dong.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If u want to act bitter bc u lost the primary u were going for & then choose to talk sh!t because u can’t lose gracefully, then the next time u run for senate primary or if u become senate choice I will not vote for u. You’ve proven you are more interested in yourself than recognizing the problem.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When do we get to pay congress $2.15/hr…taxed? Without paid medical leave, health insurance, vacation, sick days, security. Absolutely nothing the waiter or waitress at the crappiest paying restaurant in the US or US territory gets…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you’re taking medical advice from a orange dovche bag who eats endless cheeseburgers, thinks himself 6’10, and thinks bodies work like batteries so if you exercise you die faster, then whatever happens next is on you. No complaining about predictable consequences…
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling "Unsafe". Salem rich trials. 🔥🔥🔥
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve reached the point (again) where I think everybody should just stay home and stop paying taxes. Let the churches, Trumptenites, and billionaires pay them. No taxation without representation and all…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
During my clin psych memory test I was asked to name animals as fast as I could. I don’t think fast under pressure. My first word was platypus. When I finished he told me I had good words. I said: “The best. Many people say no one has words like mine.”
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The only thing Republicans truly want to own is other people…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Good news!!! I may not be able to sleep, but I just remembered the last name of the kid who sat in front of me in third grade home room 🥴
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Anybody else read “The Years of Rice and Salt?” I’m about to finish it and I will be turning around and rereading it because I don’t remember all the lives 😫 Very unique and interesting book. Eleventy million stars ⭐️
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My phone just auto corrected the word “jalapeño” to “kale penis,” and I’m not sure how to feel about that 😂🤣😂 I can categorically say I have most definitely never used those words in that order in my life…everybody else’s ai breaks into companies, and mine just puts nonsensical words together 🤦‍♀️
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Has anybody told trump that barricading himself in the White House won’t keep him president; that it’s not the home that makes folks president? Would probably save a lot of trouble later if they start explaining that to him now…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“My daughter was learning how to read in that kindergarten classroom,” Roth said. “Do I want to explain the concept of adultery? These are adult themes.” www.click2houston.com/news/local/2...
click2houston.com
New lawsuit uses Texas religious-freedom law to challenge Ten Commandments mandate
The parents are asking a Harris County judge to order the removal of the posters before students return to school. A hearing is scheduled for Friday.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So the rocket that SpaceX inadvertently sent to the moon, & totally wasn’t s’posed to do that, was equipped with moon landers? Did I read that right? How incredibly fortuitous 🙄🙄🙄
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Reaction Shots (John Barrett) @reactionshots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Before logging off, here’s a little positivity for your day.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please stop reporting Texas wants public school children to read the bible. They don’t want kids to “read the bible.” (Hell, they don’t want adults to) True to form they only want them to read a handful of cherry picked passages and then take them out of context…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Husband: “Why’d you spend $100 dollars on used textbooks?” Me: “Because I wasn’t aware you wanted to pay the full $2,000 for the new ones🤷‍♀️😬”
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So, on Scream the problem seems to be answering the phone and continuing a conversation with a stranger. What if they’re like me, and just don’t answer the phone? What if my favorite scary movie is “Mary Poppins?” Ghost face doesn’t get to decide what scares me and what doesn’t…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The REAL reason the trump admin has crawfished on the Taylor farms lettuce and suddenly the thing it is, is not (some estimates say $450 million):
Taylor Fresh Foods (the parent company of Taylor Farms) has donated more than $3.8 million to conservative-aligned federal election groups this decade, including $2.2 million directly to Republican PACs during the active election cycle. 
As North America's largest salad producer, the company's federal political spending has faced increased public scrutiny due to the timing of its contributions relative to federal food safety regulations. 
Taylor Farms Federal Contributions Breakdown
According to Federal Election Commission (FEC) filings tracked by OpenSecrets and media investigations, the company's recent high-profile donations include: ®
• $1 Million to MAGA Inc. (March 2025): The company contributed $1 million to the primary super PAC supporting Donald Trump. This donation occurred six days after the FDA announced a 30-month delay on enforcing its new "Food Traceability Rule".
• $1 Million to Congressional Leadership Fund (2025): Taylor Farms donated $1
million to the super PAC dedicated to electing Republican candidates to the U.S.
House of Representatives.
• Executive Giving: Company founder and CEO Bruce Taylor has personally contributed over $1 million to Republican-aligned PACs and candidates over the last two decades.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Anyone else agree? Anyone? Bueller?
Look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be
impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What?!?!? Paxton cheating?!?!? Where *ARE* my pearls? 🙄 He’s such a twat waffle riding dovche canoe
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Lyrics attached below. Originally about the ‘98 Denver Super Bowl riot police response, but I feel it’s appropriate for these days… youtu.be/hbOg6BRge-k?... youtu.be/hbOg6BRge-k?...
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Get Your Riot Gear
YouTube video by Five Iron Frenzy - Topic
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Mr Answer @mranswer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
McConnell also provided this video as proof of life.
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Six Flags Amusement Park
ALT: Six Flags Amusement Park
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My mom asking questions about Nessa Barrett was not on my bingo card. Let’s see if she listens to the links I sent 😂🤷‍♀️ I ❤️her lyrics. Institutionalized humor is instantly recognizable to me. First time I heard her I told my husband, “she was in a psych ward young, too” he said, “you don’t know that”
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This sucks, but it tracks since climate change is also making people dumber. phys.org/news/2026-07...
phys.org
Ocean acidification may be shrinking the brains of the world's most intelligent invertebrates
An ongoing research project exploring the effects of rising levels of oceanic CO2 on squid neurology reveals that exposure to future levels of ocean acidification could shrink their brain volume by ar...
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t usually quote post. Very proud of this man, but I feel we shouldn’t forget the nun ICE snatched off the streets of McAllen while she was walking to mass in her habit over the weekend…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When life gives you lemons make grape juice.
Then sit back and watch as the world
wonders how you did it.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
FINALLY!! A job RFKJ is *slightly* qualified for!!! Also, why the hell’re they still eating that bear?? gizmodo.com/tainted-beef...
gizmodo.com
Tainted Jerky Caused an Outbreak of Bear Worms
One person was hospitalized with severe symptoms of a Trichinella infection.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/new...
houstonpublicmedia.org
New details released on Texas Children’s Hospital’s planned detransition clinic | Houston Public Media
The Houston hospital must set up the facility within 90 days of the $10 million settlement it reached with the Texas attorney general and create a list of potential gender affirming patients.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ever put waay too much thought to an internet question so that 4 months later you’ve made up your mind…you think…?
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I keep getting texts about how “elections can be decided by small margins and conservatives like you can make the difference” I just keep responding, “Oh, you can count on me to be there and vote.” Not my fault they’re making assumptions 🤷‍♀️
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The only member of the Tx gop I’ll ever support is Paige the elephant that was forced into it and tried to p!ss on Greg Abbott. That’s an elephant w/a trunk on the pulse of the people!!!
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