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Divining Rod of Insanity

@wakingfeisty.bsky.social
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1 leaf pile all the way!! Voracious reader, who will not ignore your elephant. This administration is like watching a carnie smoke in a fireworks stand. You don’t know when it’s gonna blow, only that it will…

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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And here I just figured trump went swimming in it…🙃
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Came to say exactly this!!! Has she clutched her pearls yet?
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He paid to have those pictures posted in every teen magazine in the 90’s (mom started buying them for me when I was 10) I asked my dad if they were as creepy as I thought and it was the first time I ever heard him cuss, “Fvck yeah they are!!! That’s disgusting!!”
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Five Iron Frenzy…the Christian band that got me in trouble with the Christian parents of my friends.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“It’s written on ur badge2serve & protect. Seems u only served urselves protecting ur own neck. Controlling w/fear menacing & threatening. U want my respect u better start respecting me! Go & get ur riot gear swing ur girlie all around we’ll B dancing on the cinders as the town is burning down.”
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And also that she may need her background, computer, and relationship with that female Louisiana mayor that got 90 days in jail for r*p!ng a 16y old boy checked…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My second reason to check is what did his dumbass blow up (see, you add the “b” and he’s not just a partially stupid lollipop anymore. 🥸) They asked for thoughts, hopes, and prayers and I have them by the oodles. Not my fault they weren’t specific…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gastroparesis sucks. That is all.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love how Nasima (cat) gets all spooked at thunder and hides under my legs until she decides it’s safe and then tries to play it off like she was only there for my benefit 😂🤣😂
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😂🤣😂 since I die a little more every day…🥸
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Uncharted 4: Rafe Adler's 'Good Stuff' Quote
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Spuds ittis!!!
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😞why don’t you ever give bad advice?!?😩
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did we not learn this with the Gulf of Mexicosaurus?
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve been sick so I’m venturing into food that isn’t cracker or toast and those are the only 2 that sound good. So, I guess…lunch?
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have an important decision: mac and cheese or mashed potatoes?
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And also why do they always come to me to settle arguments??
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok. Hear me out. Lake Freddy Franklin…🥸
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The same people you wouldn’t let take a test for you. I mean, look at autocorrect 😒😑
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hard not to boogie to…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Before anyone asks: no, I am not paying attention. I am busy playing music in my head. We can talk when my fingers get faster. Stupid Bumble-bee 😑
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That is so sad 😞 I wonder if there’s some frequency they could play that would keep the bats from coming close. Surely there’s some predator sound they’d want to avoid. Like mosquitos and dragon flies 🤔
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I swear: the older I get, the younger I was 😵‍💫
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hadn’t really considered that, but it makes sense since every other disease has multiple strains 🤔 I’m glad she was ok 💕
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I simply paraphrased. That’s why I said “basically” Mom literally said it wasn’t that bad for the other 4 kids and it’s not as bad as people are making it out to be. For me that’s tantamount to, “it’s cool. I have others.” 🤷‍♀️
"We would absolutely not take the MMR," the mother said in English, referring to the measles-mumps-rubella vaccination children typically receive before attending school. She said her stance on vaccination has not changed after her daughter's death.
"The measles wasn't that bad. They got over it pretty quickly," the mother said of her other four surviving children who were treated with castor oil and inhaled steroids and recovered.
The couple told CHD that their daughter had measles for days when she became tired and the girl's labored breathing prompted the couple to take her to Covenant Children's Hospital in Lubbock. There, the girl was intubated and died a few days later. The other children came down with measles after their sister died.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I seem to remember members of the NSA getting in trouble for similar behaviors. It’s almost like letting the government follow & collect your data has backfired somehow 😒🤦‍♀️
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t forget the very real response by the North Texas parents who said the measles aren’t really that bad because they only had 1 kid die and the 4 others got better. Basically: it’s ok my kid died, I have others. 😵‍💫🤦‍♀️🤬😑
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I wondered if these douche bags would charge him with damage to federal property or some sh!t….being right up their alley and all 😡🤬😡🤬😡
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you steal a horse, is it the same as commandeering a police vehicle? 🤔😉
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wouldn’t let me post both
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hello new friends, nice to meetcha 🥳 A totally pleasant surprised given the cr@ppy day I had yesterday. I’m delighted you chose me as your friend. Disclaimer: I can be all over the place. Think rubber balls thrown into an empty room. Here’s some fantastic visuals
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s very pretty 😍
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Exactly. There are people you can talk to, and then that 30ish% that are so doused in Dunning-Kruger no amount of speaking to them will make a difference. They won’t admit it, but they’re in it bc they can finally be really loud a$$holes instead of having to check the room first 😡
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How can UB having a fine a.m. & some1 NA clearly crappy mood can say it’s u, criticize the movie u’ve pulled up4the most ridiculous reason & now u feel awkward/uncomfortable watching it. Then says have a good day. All N 10mins. Now u feel sick & wanna cry bc u don’t know if u should watch ur movie😭
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No, but it’ll probably take 10 human infections before they pretend to care….and they have to be the “right” people. Also, the cattle industry will have to be decimated.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That is a unique grape for sure. I’d’ve guessed some variety of caper or olive. I’m with you a the blood sausage. I’ll eat a lot of things I never expected, but nope
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Sesame Street Monsters Say Nope
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But, “The Curfew Must Not Ring Tonight” 😉 Beautiful artwork, btw. Everything about it from colors to lines is appealing.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m so glad to read that bc my first thought was uniquely shaped blood sausage 🥴
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
1 more and I’ve got BINGO 😭 Solid chance, too. The guy who got it last year was from Texas, and RFKJ is too busy tackling twinkies to impress Kid Rock to GAF about his job 😵‍💫🤦‍♀️
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wish they’d’ve handed him over to the victims & their families…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nah, he just got murdered bc he was about to & he had names Name 1 single time they’ve left some1 on suicide watch w/a belt? They take everything: laces, belt, hair tie, every piece of jewelry & give an outfit u can’t hurt urself with Not 1x N my 5 “watches” did they 4get a single 1 of those things
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So we have measles, cyclosporiasis, salmonella (or is it E. coli?), flesh eating bacteria & glass in popsicles. Whatcha got next on your bingo card?? Mine’s brain eating amoeba & the discovery that screw worms can infect humans more easily/often than thought (only case I know of was last year)
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Where “some animals are more equal than others” 😞
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Probably. Orangist twat waffle I’ve ever seen…
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Vintage Trouble
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This meme is pretty much my daily response to the people I know who did. (I do worry about more screw worms, though)
I express my condolences for my lack of condolences.
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Came to say something similar 😂😂😂
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Oh Stop It - Man Laughing and Pointing
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Probably working on a way to capitalize on it…
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Divining Rod of Insanity @wakingfeisty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But did you make it past Snake River???
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