***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 04/10/2026White people be like "I've found my grandmother's secret recipe!" 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 27/09/2026What do you mean you don't have a favourite moment at an United Nations meeting? 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 02/08/2026"You only know 'Fast Car' because Stevie Wonder misplaced a floppy disk at Nelson Mandela's birthday party" is one of my favourite 90s Mad Libs sentences 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 31/07/2026*Elpenor noisily open his third bag of crisps at the recital* Homer: "You know what, there was a crewman called Elpenor as well.." 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 20/07/2026Permission granted for English people to start saying "a lot more of you would be Nazis if it wasn't for us" to American tourists 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 02/06/2026"It's like Mystery Inc but they're Swifties accidentally locating and returning priceless works of lost\stolen art in an attempt to find and obtain a new single" 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 22/05/2026Me: So yeah, the group meets up each year and shipping rates are either set based on transport restrictions and existing agreements between member companies. Time traveller from 1500's: I'm sorry none of your new cities have FUCKING WALLS?! 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 18/04/2026Another night of attempting to get railed, another night of getting replacement bus serviced instead 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 02/04/2026I hope in 10 years all I remember from 2026 is Ryan Gosling replacing "La La Hand" with "Samples on the same side of the centrifuge" 100
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 18/03/2026Cameos in Project Hail Mary 👌 #projecthailmary 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 15/03/2026So did you have a normal day or did you start fantasising what it would be like to come home to a meal cooked by Kazakhstan's AI generated pro constitute reform snow leopard again? 101
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 21/02/2026I mean, thanks to several poor redactions in the #EpsteinFiles you can finally test boomer career advice 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/12/2025Whenever I get annoyed about an app providing in app guidance, or notifications about an app reminding me to use it, I think of this. 100
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 15/11/2025Yes, I know, I KNOW, but just hear me out... @reclaimingwithmonicalewinsky 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 27/09/2025By my calculations, we're about to have the first batch of graduates of mathematics who got interested by the reference to fractals in "Let It Go" from Frozen 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/09/2025Have you ever felt really connected to a fictional character, so much so that you know their attitudes and values align with your own? Me, an intellectual: 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 18/09/2025Congratulations again to the United States for being on track to defeating their worst enemy, the United States 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 16/09/2025Because he ate all his vegetables and stayed and tidied up during recess? 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 16/09/2025I don't care that "it's more privacy focused" or "it's open source", the Nepalese coup and vote for interim PM was never going to happen on fucking Spacebar #sometimesforprofitisok 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 14/09/2025Due to a misinterpretation on the paint order form, I will now be involuntarily entering my blue period 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 11/08/2025Conservative porn hub: each video is the same, a man comes home to a home cooked meal. The woman stands to the side while the man finishes the meal. She clears the table and lays on it. 1/3 200
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 08/08/2025New level of passive aggressive, sending the person you want to insult the prompt you would use to generate a nicer sounding email but not actually running it because they are not worth the energy or water 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 16/07/2025Add "Ex Machina" to the list of thing Elon watched and took the wrong lessons from #grok #asexbotthatagreeswithyouabouteveeything #friendsarehardbutfleshlightsareforever futurism.com/elon-musk-gr...futurism.comUsers Immediately Find Grok's Anime Waifu Persona Has Hidden "Full Gooner Mode"Elon Musk has officially swapped xAI's Grok chatbot's gender into... a goth anime waifu? We're just as confused as you. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 05/06/2025Why would you use Openvibe? The interface sucks. Why would you look at open public feeds rather than curated feeds of well intentioned creators who put effort into their ideas and opinions? Because Nostr posts are like finding popping candy in an Irish slow cooked beef stew. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 13/05/2025We're in that blissful period where we can still blame our failures on our recently departed colleague, but the department has not yet fallen apart due to their absence 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/04/2025Finding out that a guy whose first name you don't know faxed a picture of your naked body to a person who is a professional at looking at naked bodies is weird until you find out about how healthcare usually works 000
Reposted by ***Account marked for deletion***Startling Lady of Gore @postnatodepression.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Poster by Munetsugu Satomi for the Japanese Government Railways. Japan, 1937. Ref E.2043-1938, Te Papa. 0131
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 06/04/2025A "shy girl is actually hot" movie but it's a creepy arrogant nerd and his "getting hot" scene is just him putting on sunglasses and switching from real coding to vibe coding. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 22/03/2025And there it is, the last tiny ember; the smallest admission of guilt and fight back in the proceedings before being destroyed by the continuous flood. www.theverge.com/policy/633397/ftc-…theverge.comWe ran the wrong headline about Trump firing the FTC commissioners | The VergeOur readers have a point. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 07/03/2025I hate to be racist but if I see sunglasses on a llama, I assume someone put them on them, if I see an alpaca wearing sunglasses I assume they stole them. I'm working on this I swear. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 16/02/2025"See that's where you're wrong, kiddo. If we lived under communism the GOVERNMENT would be making money off of this, not the hard working people of General Mills." **keeps getting whipped for not meeting quota** 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 11/02/2025BREAKING: Musk bids to take over Wonka Confectionery Company; big plans to streamline maiming children 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 10/02/2025While everyone cheering was nice, I think people could be a little more patriotic. How about next time he's in a large space like that, we all chant "Sing 'Hail to the Chief!'". On second though that's a little long so we could just shout "Sing Hail". Everyone will know what we mean. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/01/2025New gender neutral terms just dropped 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/01/2025They can always eat the hats 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 21/01/2025"I should sue Fortima!" - Person who just successfully used their newly purchased 'Fortima Wiener Remover' 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 12/01/2025I realise now that if they made a big deal about avoiding AI and increasing manual content moderation, hell, if they'd even held onto Tumblr, Yahoo could have been having a really good year 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 18/12/2024Hell for almost good people: A endless dinner which you have prepared every dish and all of them have come out poor to mediocre, but the people gathered endlessly compliment you on the food and how well they think you did. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 15/11/2024I think now more than ever, Biden should mint the #trilliondollarcoin and then lead house Republicans on a years long round the world quest to get it back in which they must solve puzzles and complete challenges 000
Reposted by ***Account marked for deletion***Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/08/2024“Come on guys, we gotta go!” “One more minute.” “Brad was supposed to fill up yesterday.” “Sorry guys, I forgot.” “Goddamnit, Brad.” “Um, guys?” “What?” “I don’t have my credit card.” “GODDAMNIT, BRAD.” 15417
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 24/07/2024Sometimes doing nothing is the better option techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstri… 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 12/02/2024YouYube is having that moment when someone leaves a party and a whole bunch of people take that as an excuse to leave 030
