***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 04/10/2026White people be like "I've found my grandmother's secret recipe!" 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 27/09/2026What do you mean you don't have a favourite moment at an United Nations meeting? 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 27/08/2026Working out how to give you a new massive vet bill 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 02/08/2026"You only know 'Fast Car' because Stevie Wonder misplaced a floppy disk at Nelson Mandela's birthday party" is one of my favourite 90s Mad Libs sentences 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 31/07/2026*Elpenor noisily open his third bag of crisps at the recital* Homer: "You know what, there was a crewman called Elpenor as well.." 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 20/07/2026Permission granted for English people to start saying "a lot more of you would be Nazis if it wasn't for us" to American tourists 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 20/07/2026A reminder that "Don't Worry Darling" brought us this which almost makes it worth it youtu.be/C3UbV18z4Ew?...youtu.beyou know my favorite thing about the movie is like it feels like a movieYouTube video by zoe garden 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 02/06/2026"It's like Mystery Inc but they're Swifties accidentally locating and returning priceless works of lost\stolen art in an attempt to find and obtain a new single" 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 22/05/2026Me: So yeah, the group meets up each year and shipping rates are either set based on transport restrictions and existing agreements between member companies. Time traveller from 1500's: I'm sorry none of your new cities have FUCKING WALLS?! 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 18/04/2026Another night of attempting to get railed, another night of getting replacement bus serviced instead 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 02/04/2026Absolutely hilarious if they get him to ADR a line that "the centrifuge is self balancing" for the home release 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 02/04/2026I hope in 10 years all I remember from 2026 is Ryan Gosling replacing "La La Hand" with "Samples on the same side of the centrifuge" 100
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 19/03/2026You can't tell me this isn't Discworld fan art 020
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 18/03/2026Cameos in Project Hail Mary 👌 #projecthailmary 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 15/03/2026The proposed reforms do not include protections for our love 😭 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 15/03/2026So did you have a normal day or did you start fantasising what it would be like to come home to a meal cooked by Kazakhstan's AI generated pro constitute reform snow leopard again? 101
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 21/02/2026I mean, thanks to several poor redactions in the #EpsteinFiles you can finally test boomer career advice 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/12/2025You can complain about enshittification all you want but I think it's worth remembering that the technological literacy to even understand, let alone use more "private" or "consumer focused" options is a massive hurdle for a population that does not care 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/12/2025My parents share a wifi network with their neighbours an this is the Chromecasts that come up. There's no way to tell which house any of them in and ALL of them do not match the room they are in (Their three Apple TV's are also all named "Apple TV" ) 100
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/12/2025Whenever I get annoyed about an app providing in app guidance, or notifications about an app reminding me to use it, I think of this. 100
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 28/11/2025I think it comes down to cost and liability. HR and marketing departments are usually the most egregious for having very strict policies so that if a mistake can be put directly on an employee not following procedure, eliminating risk for the company. AI is damn near free and without responsibility 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 15/11/2025Yes, I know, I KNOW, but just hear me out... @reclaimingwithmonicalewinsky 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 22/10/2025When you have no personality, the gift of time is a threat 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 30/09/2025Bec's "I Can't Believe It's Not Celebrity Big Brother" pitch reminds me of the fake "Jake Sparrow House" 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 27/09/2025By my calculations, we're about to have the first batch of graduates of mathematics who got interested by the reference to fractals in "Let It Go" from Frozen 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/09/2025Have you ever felt really connected to a fictional character, so much so that you know their attitudes and values align with your own? Me, an intellectual: 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 18/09/2025Congratulations again to the United States for being on track to defeating their worst enemy, the United States 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 16/09/2025Because he ate all his vegetables and stayed and tidied up during recess? 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 16/09/2025I don't care that "it's more privacy focused" or "it's open source", the Nepalese coup and vote for interim PM was never going to happen on fucking Spacebar #sometimesforprofitisok 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 14/09/2025Due to a misinterpretation on the paint order form, I will now be involuntarily entering my blue period 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 10/09/2025There's a lot of whining of how perfect a dad Bandit is, but would Chilli settle for anything less? 100
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 06/09/2025Sorry if this came out poorly. As someone with zero published papers, I was more curious about whether you were more angry at Meta or Libgen 110
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 06/09/2025While I disagree with Meta scrapping Libgen scott free, I also disagree that whenever anyone buys your work, that money would go to a publisher not you 100
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 11/08/2025The face of a dog about to do something that will require more One Hit Wonderland requests 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 11/08/2025Advertised exclusively on podcasts that have *men* or *man* in the title, or are structured *man's name* podcast. Any and all offers considered. 3/3 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 11/08/202515 seconds of penetrative sex, framed in a way you can't see anything untoward. Man makes a deep bass groaning sound. Cuts to an episode of Gunsmoke immediately. 2/3 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 11/08/2025Conservative porn hub: each video is the same, a man comes home to a home cooked meal. The woman stands to the side while the man finishes the meal. She clears the table and lays on it. 1/3 200
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 08/08/2025New level of passive aggressive, sending the person you want to insult the prompt you would use to generate a nicer sounding email but not actually running it because they are not worth the energy or water 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/07/2025Much like Dark City, you need to see the director's cut for this movie to make sense 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 16/07/2025Add "Ex Machina" to the list of thing Elon watched and took the wrong lessons from #grok #asexbotthatagreeswithyouabouteveeything #friendsarehardbutfleshlightsareforever futurism.com/elon-musk-gr...futurism.comUsers Immediately Find Grok's Anime Waifu Persona Has Hidden "Full Gooner Mode"Elon Musk has officially swapped xAI's Grok chatbot's gender into... a goth anime waifu? We're just as confused as you. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 08/06/2025Apparently you win 12D chess by punching your opponent once they've said they understand the rules 010
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 05/06/2025Why would you use Openvibe? The interface sucks. Why would you look at open public feeds rather than curated feeds of well intentioned creators who put effort into their ideas and opinions? Because Nostr posts are like finding popping candy in an Irish slow cooked beef stew. 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 01/06/2025media.tenor.coma teddy bear wearing a red hat with antlers and an x on it .Alt: The character Chopper as depicted in the live action adaption of One Piece 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 29/05/2025Everyone who leaves makes them look gullible and naïve 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 14/05/2025"People think maths is useful - I mean, it is, but that's by accident" - Matt Parker Next bit of A Problem Squared merch? 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 13/05/2025We're in that blissful period where we can still blame our failures on our recently departed colleague, but the department has not yet fallen apart due to their absence 000
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 26/04/2025Finding out that a guy whose first name you don't know faxed a picture of your naked body to a person who is a professional at looking at naked bodies is weird until you find out about how healthcare usually works 000
Reposted by ***Account marked for deletion***Startling Lady of Gore @postnatodepression.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Poster by Munetsugu Satomi for the Japanese Government Railways. Japan, 1937. Ref E.2043-1938, Te Papa. 0131
***Account marked for deletion*** @waitforgotaboutguyon.top · 06/04/2025A "shy girl is actually hot" movie but it's a creepy arrogant nerd and his "getting hot" scene is just him putting on sunglasses and switching from real coding to vibe coding. 000
