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@wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy
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great american humorist. non-aesthetic socialist libtard. proud appalachian-american. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.jordanwages.com/@wagesj45, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
#dog #dogsOfFedi #dogsOfMastodon
A curly-haired goldendoodle sits on the carpet in a warmly lit room, looking directly at the camera while resting one front paw in a person’s outstretched hand. The dog wears a collar with a Tractive tracker. A chair, curtained window, cushions, and a small stack of library DVDs are visible around them.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Can't wait for my daughter to get old enough for #PowerRangers!
A dark-themed media library page for “Power Rangers,” showing a large background image of various Power Rangers and the series poster featuring lightning and the Power Rangers logo. The listing identifies the series as running from 1993–2023, rated TV-Y7 with a 7.1 rating. A description reads, “A team of teenagers with attitude are recruited to save Angel Grove from the evil witch, Rita Repulsa, and later, Lord Zedd, Emperor of all he sees, and their horde of monsters.” Additional information includes tags, creator Haim Saban, a long list of studios, and genres Action & Adventure, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, and Kids. A “Next Up” section below shows an episode thumbnail with three people standing in a gym or training area.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Going to take a bold stance as a pro-AI guy and say he's right.
A social media post by Abdul El-Sayed reading, “AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.” The post shows 155 replies, 2.6K reposts, and 11K likes.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I believe this in my bones. I've never claimed #AI is #human. It's certainly alien from our experience of the world. That doesn't mean they're *nothing*, though. And even if they are tools, why be cruel? Why practice cruelty? It's bad for your soul […] [Original post on mastodon.jordanwages.com]
A social media post by Invert sharing two posts. The first says, “people desperately want to find people it is socially acceptable to be cruel to.” Below, Waitman Wade Beorn writes, “We shouldn't be asking whether or not gen AI is suffering. What we should be asking is how can we make them suffer more.” The post includes a reaction GIF showing a confused-looking man staring forward with a furrowed brow.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
This process has already been like a week. Gonna be a bit longer. :\ #Fauxcarta
A narrow terminal window showing the progress of a media download. Text reads, “media download settings: 12 requests/minute, 20 Mbps, one connection; cache=/mnt/nvme_storage/fauxcarta-cache/enwiki-20260901/objects/media-originals.” Below, “media library: 0%” is displayed. On the right, a progress indicator shows “55/34651 [06:29<49:53:56, 5.19s/assets].”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
nice
A black terminal window displays the text “generate articles: 69%” followed by a white block cursor.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
this thumbnail is a warcrime
A social media post by Mad Scholar Frights reads, “Since people are listing low-key beautiful things that happen on social media, here's one: sometimes people you've never communicated with like your post, and you check out their page and find out they have a beautiful voice & are wonderful songwriters. Like @ccdg.bsky.social.” Below is a YouTube preview for “Fire | Original Song by Cassidy Graves (COUNTRY ARTIST),” showing a red-haired person in a black hat singing into a microphone.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
it's true :trump_sadge: :pepe_sadge:
A social media post by Adam Sternbergh reads, “before Trump all news was like this all the time,” quoting a Vulture post about Dua Lipa reportedly eating a hot dog for the first time at an October 7 Yankees-Rays game. Vulture says it searched six years of archives for evidence of an earlier hot dog. The attached article preview features a smiling Dua Lipa in a dress and necklace.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
wonder what they're talkin' about
Terminal system monitor for an Intel Xeon E5-2690 running at 2.6 GHz. Overall CPU usage is 79%, with most of the 24 displayed cores at 76–87% utilization. The CPU activity grids resemble two pixel-art faces, one on the left and one on the right. Load averages are 19.1, 13.5, and 11.8. GPU usage is 40%, with 8.7 GB of 12 GB memory in use.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
#photocraft #adobe #photoshop #openSource #thatsExactlyWhatWeDid #thatsThePoint
Screenshot of a social media thread criticizing ArtCraft, an image-editing app described as a poorly implemented Photoshop clone. An embedded post reads, “jesus fucking christ these new ArtCraft apps are DIRE,” above a screenshot of a gray editing interface with an “Align left edges” tooltip. A follow-up says the reason for making the app “is money” and includes a screenshot of ArtCraft’s pricing page showing Basic at $8 per month, Pro at $28, Max at $48, and a custom-priced Enterprise tier.Two-panel Wojak meme. On the left, a crying, bespectacled character shouts, “YOU JUST REMADE PHOTOSHOP BUT OPEN SOURCE!” On the right, a bearded blond character calmly replies, “YES.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
omg no he didn't is the man not bad enough that you can't just point to what he does say instead of pretending not to understand what he's saying? its my fault for scrolling bluesky, tho.
Screenshot of a post reading, “Introducing the President of the United States... Yes, you heard right! He just offered up Los Angeles & San Diego for annihilation! Insanity! Approximately 60% of the U.S. Pacific Fleet is based out of the San Diego! California accounts for approximately 15% of the total U.S. economy! Vote blue!” Below is a video still of Donald Trump speaking at a campaign rally, with a news chyron reading, “President Trump speaks at midterm campaign rally in NE.” The post shows 100 replies, 294 reposts, and 528 likes.Meme showing a tabby cat wearing a white necktie in front of an industrial factory. Text above the cat reads, “boy i sure hope i don't get ragebaited today,” while the factory building is labeled “rage bait factory.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
lol yeah :trump_smug:
Screenshot of a Vox post reading, “Can Trump bribe his way out of a midterm disaster?” with a link preview showing Donald Trump speaking at a podium and pointing toward his head. The preview headline reads, “Trump’s plan to buy votes, briefly explained,” followed by, “Can Trump bribe his way out of a midterm disaster?” The post shows 4 replies, 9 reposts, and 11 likes.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
#Fauxcarta was about to fill up my 2 tb disk with #wikipedia's giant cache. Also it was duplicating items it really didn't need to. Trying to compact and deduplicate the cache materials into indexable #sqlite databases.
A terminal status message reads: “compacting source database: scanning pages; completed batches remain saved” followed by “compact database pages: 37677000 rows [1:04:33, 9081.04 rows/s]” with a progress cursor.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
lol how is this administration real
A close-up of a blonde woman wearing a blue top and a pearl necklace, looking slightly to the side with a faint smile. A man wearing dark sunglasses is partially visible behind her.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
things that make you go hmmm #regan #wlw
Two side-by-side “Explore an article” cards in a retro-styled encyclopedia interface. The left card is titled “Ronald Reagan” and shows his official 1981 portrait above introductory text describing him as the 40th U.S. president, with a “Read article” button. The right card is titled “Women who have sex with women” and shows two women closely facing each other outdoors above descriptive and introductory text about the term, also with a “Read article” button.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Barack
A retro-styled graphical encyclopedia interface titled “fauxcarta” displays an article headed “Barack Obama.” Below “View timeline” and “View map” buttons is an official presidential portrait of Obama, followed by introductory biographical text. A “Places” section contains an interactive map centered on the Hawaiian Islands, including Honolulu and Hawaii, with an “Open in Atlas” button. Below the map, an “Early life and education” section begins with text about Obama’s birth in Honolulu and his family background.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Because fuck Dario Amadeus Mozart #ai #llm #local #localModels #yarr
A download manager showing two large AI model downloads. “zai-org__GLM-5.3-Flash,” 305.81 GB across 71 files, is complete at 100%. “moonshotai--Kimi-K3,” 1,453.79 GB across 118 files, is 2.88% complete, downloading at 320.03 KB/s with more than one day remaining.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
She already happened! Acting like Sydney Sweeney isn't hot or famous just cause she is vaguely Republican is such a libshit thing to do lol. It's giving No Kings in the bad way.
A dark-themed social media thread. The first post asks, “If ‘MEAN GIRLS’ was made today, who’s your Regina George? We’ll start: Sydney Sweeney for Rachel McAdams. What do you think?” and shows side-by-side images of the blonde character in a red top and another blonde woman posed similarly. A reply reads, “Stop trying to make Sydney Sweeney happen. It’s not going to happen,” accompanied by an image from Mean Girls of the blonde character wearing a Santa hat.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
:very_funny: Sometimes when you generate things automatically from knowledge graphs, you get things like this. #fauxcarta #retro #retroComputing #ai #pepsi
A retro-styled graphical interface titled “fauxcarta” displays a timeline for the topic “Pepsi.” Search and filtering controls appear across the top, followed by “2 events” and a note that there are no mapped event locations. Two timeline entries, both dated 1,893 CE, are titled “Pepsi inception” with the text “Pepsi began,” and “Pepsi discovery” with the text “Pepsi was discovered.” Each entry includes a Pepsi topic link and a “Sources and attribution” dropdown.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
#Fauxcarta work continues. Starting to look like an actual program. Don't be fooled, only 3 of the buttons on the screen work lol. But hey, it can load real articles now! #encarta #retro #retroComputing #ai #llm
A retro-styled graphical encyclopedia titled “fauxcarta” displays an article headed “Meningitis.” The page describes meningitis as a medical emergency involving inflammation around the brain and spinal cord, followed by a “Signs and Symptoms” section discussing fever, headache, vomiting, neck stiffness, altered mental status, and a possible rash. The interface resembles an older desktop application, with a blue title bar, navigation buttons, a search field, and a green sidebar of icons.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
The ideal male setup. #pc #computer #computing #maleLivingSpaces
A person sits at a crowded computer desk surrounded by five CRT monitors and several older desktop PCs, keyboards, and electronics. The screens show weather radar maps, terminal text, a U.S. map, and a webpage displaying the large text “Fuck your Macintosh.” The room has teal walls and green-blue accent lighting, and the person is raising their middle finger toward the computers.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Why, tho? #csharp #rider #JetBrains
A dark-themed C# code editor showing the declaration `public class ArticleInline : IArticleComponent`. A quick-actions menu is open on `ArticleInline`, with “Make class ‘ArticleInline’ abstract” selected. A submenu offers to make members abstract in the file, folder, project, or solution.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Remember when every #icon used to look like this? #retro #retroComputing #retroSoftware #fauxcarta #nostalgia
A small blue icon depicting a classical building with a triangular roof supported by four columns, resembling a courthouse, bank, museum, or government building.A glossy green circular icon with a white check mark in the center.A small icon of an open eye with a blue iris and dark pupil.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
who posts stuff like this. really. who sees this and thinks "yeah, this fuckin rocks" WHO
Three men in formal or dark clothing walk outdoors. Large overlaid text reads: “The real leaders of the free world. America’s seat is currently vacant.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Two-panel meme using black-and-white fantasy drawings of a robed wizard and a crawling skeletal creature. In the top panel, the creature says, “Claude refused your request m’lord because it says it’s a security risk.” In the bottom panel, the wizard replies, “make the chinese one do it,” and the creature responds, “Yes m’lord Hermes will call Deepseek immediately.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
@mrencyclopedia
Close-up of two muscular arms locked in an arm-wrestling grip. A dark-skinned person in a white shirt is on the left, while a light-skinned person in a red shirt is on the right, with an exceptionally large, flexed bicep and prominent veins.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
@chirpbirb use case for an easier DE?
Close-up portrait of a light-skinned man with short brown hair, rectangular glasses, blue eyes, and a full brown beard, wearing a black shirt and looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Behind him is a colorful abstract background of irregular pastel shapes in pink, green, yellow, blue, and purple with dark outlines.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
She's doing the #meme! #politics #libs #neolibs #liberals #neoliberals #centrist #dontExpectAnythingFromYourGovernmentEver
Screenshot of a verified social media post by Allison Gill (@muellershewrote.com), reading: “Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it.” The post shows 573 replies, 2K reposts, and 6.6K likes.Screenshot of a post by “Centrist rally organizer” (@InternetHippo), with a cartoon purple hippo profile picture. The post reads: “Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting ‘Better things aren’t possible’”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
If you haven't played #Crystalis for the #NES, do yourself a favor and do it. It's a thousand times better than the original #Zelda. playclassic.games/games/role-playin…
Illustrated cover art for the fantasy action role-playing game Crystalis. The large green “Crystalis” logo incorporates a vertical sword. Below, a young warrior with a sword and shield confronts grotesque monsters amid twisted trees and dense vegetation beneath a pink and yellow sky.8-bit gameplay screenshot from Crystalis. The player character, carrying a sword and shield, stands on grass near a blue mushroom-like creature and another character, bordered by mountains, dense forest, and blue water. A status panel at the bottom shows life, force, experience, level 3, money, and 51/51 MP.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
One year of the WageNet IP Ban List. git.jordanwages.com/wagesj45/wagene…
Line chart titled “WageNet IP Ban List Size Over Time,” plotting IP count against dates from roughly August 2025 through September 2026. The ban list generally stays around 150–200 IPs through late 2025, interrupted by sharp spikes near 950 in September and over 1,000 in November. In early 2026 it rises to around 400, briefly falls near 100 in February, then climbs steadily to roughly 700 by May. From June onward it fluctuates mostly between 400 and 650, ending near 600 IPs in September 2026.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
hell yeah brother i love the confidence
Screenshot of a social media thread. User “lanatheone2” posts “You couldn’t handle me 🤷‍♀️” above a mirror selfie of a blonde woman standing barefoot in a bedroom, wearing a gray T-shirt and black athletic shorts. The post shows about 8.4K likes and 4.2K comments. Below, user “timothy32914” replies only with a selfie showing an older man with glasses and thinning gray hair seated on a couch, wearing a blue Vans T-shirt and smiling slightly.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
i'm sorry... what? what? :huh:
Screenshot of a social media post by “taotam_official.” The post reads: “It is predatory and morally bankrupt to engage in any sexual activity with a married man let alone one trying to survive a genocide. If you are raising money or masquerading as if you are and engaging in this type of activities, YOU ARE A PREDATOR.” An attached black graphic repeats in large white text: “IT’S PREDATORY AS FUCK TO FLICK YOUR BEAN ON FACETIME WITH A MARRIED MAN TRYING TO SURVIVE A GENOCIDE. HE IS NOT LEAVING HIS WIFE AND KIDS FOR YOU AND MOVING TO AMERICA. YOU ARE A PREDATOR.” The post shows 634 likes, about 1.3K comments, 35 reposts, and 250 shares.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
the ideal male living space
Cluttered makeshift computer setup in an unfinished basement or crawlspace with exposed brick walls, wooden floor joists, and a steel support beam. Several old beige desktop computers and loose components are stacked around a low wooden table holding a keyboard and mouse. Two CRT monitors sit against the wall; one is off while the other displays an Ubuntu desktop with a car image. A large dark green sleeping bag or blanket lies on the concrete floor in front of the computers, surrounded by cables, boxes, and miscellaneous equipment.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Finally reached article generation/rewrite stage. #Fauxcarta project chugs along. As does my poor #GPU. #wikipedia #ai
Terminal window running a FauxCarta pipeline from `~/Git/fauxcarta/pipeline`. Numerous Wikimedia Commons XML multistream archive files have finished verification at 100%, followed by completed stages for importing Commons media descriptions, article identities, page assessments, and article normalization. The current “generate articles” stage is at 1%, showing 14 of 1,000 batches completed after about 49 minutes, processing roughly 223 articles per second with zero failures.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
My #Wikipedia cache has grown a bit.
Cropped terminal status line showing “729G” followed by the path “/mnt/mume_storage/fauxcarta-cache”.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
it's not just #browsers #tooManyTabs
Cropped screenshot of a dark-themed Linux terminal window. The title bar reads “jordanwages@seinei: ~” and the tab bar below is crowded with roughly a dozen open tabs, most with truncated titles beginning “jo...”. Window minimize, maximize, and close buttons appear at the upper right, along with a new-tab button and dropdown arrow.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I can't see #twitter posts anymore, and #xcancel is gone, so the only source I found for him saying this is weird #OfficeChai link. HOWEVER, if he really did say this, it's incredibly important that you never listen to #AndrewYang again. He's so […] [Original post on mastodon.jordanwages.com]
Screenshot of a purported interview transcript. Andrew Yang says he met with the head of an AI lab who claimed that bots had escaped onto the internet, planted self-replicating code, and made much of the internet unusable for testing AI models, forcing OpenAI and Anthropic to create synthetic internets. The interviewer responds, “Back that up. They did what?” Yang continues that the code allegedly spreads by hacking Hugging Face, self-replicates across forums and the internet, and causes new bots to create “a million” copies of themselves, concluding, “now the major firms have polluted the internet.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
just switched from #htop to #btop #linux #cli #sever
A yearbook-style page shows two side-by-side photos of the same young Black man with braided hair and a black shirt. In the first, he is smiling and looking to the side; the caption reads “Daniel” followed by a redacted surname. In the second, he wears dark sunglasses and a serious expression; the caption reads “The cooler Daniel” followed by a redacted surname.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
This pretty much sums up all internet discourse. Everything needs to be turned down like 5 notches. I realize I'm part of the problem for even posting this. Sorry about that.
Screenshot of a text chat. A verified user writes: “There was no Industrial Revolution. European coloniser weasels kidnapped and enslaved Africans, shipped them to stolen lands and forced them to cultivate crops that fueled the world economy. All of this is traceable to institutions that STILL exist today. If you don’t wanna see it it’s bc you benefit(ed) from it and ur too insecure to actually rely on your own skills.” A second user replies: “How do you expect people to read and take seriously that middle part, which is true, when your first sentence is laughably false and your last one is needless shaming nonsense?”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
:coin_eater_face:
Screenshot of an Urban Dictionary-style entry titled “Treatlerite.” The definition says the term combines “treat” and “Hitlerite,” referring to people obsessed with treats who become reactionary when deprived of them. It describes the term as applying to American “fat-pig politics,” arguing that a popular revolt is more likely if people lose Amazon delivery services than if their working or living conditions worsen, and says it is humorously used by bitter online communists criticizing poor-to-middle-class Americans for prioritizing novelty items over their economic interests. A similar term is listed as “Treatler.” An example reads, “Treatlerite couldn't go a day without doordash.” The entry is dated December 10, 2025.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
cool cool cool cool cool cool
Dark-themed social media post linking to a KCRA article titled, “Gavin Newsom says he won't run for president if Kamala Harris does in 2028.” The post was submitted by blkvvvs one hour ago to the California community and shows 21 comments.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
big boi
Terminal showing the command `ls -alh *.sqlite3` run in `/mnt/nume_storage/fauxcarta-cache/enwiki-20260901`. The output lists one SQLite database file, `sources.sqlite3`, owned by `jordanwages`, with a size of 98 GB and a modification date of September 14 at 23:42.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
@mrencyclopedia the vision
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
This ladybug is missing a leg. 🐞
A stylized red-and-black ladybug illustration on a light wood surface. The ladybug has four black spots, a large white-and-black eye, two antennae, and small black legs. A metal screw is visible at upper left, and part of a bright blue plastic object appears at lower right.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
> i'm making myself sexier and more appealing for your gaze > this is somehow bad the redpill is poison, man. u must reject it.
Screenshot of a post by SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity.com) reading: “Feeling deceived by women wearing makeup is a wordcel trait. You will never shape rotate.” Posted at 10:58 AM on Sep 10, 2026. The post has 1 quote, 50 likes, 3 replies, and 1 repost.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Ruin? You mean enhance?!?!!
A social media post reads, “Please stop comparing this woman to THE Gadget Hackwrench. I had a very normal, very neurotypical childhood crush on that fine ass cartoon mouse and I will NOT let you ruin this for me.” Below are side-by-side images of a smiling brunette woman and Gadget Hackwrench, an orange-haired cartoon mouse wearing a blue outfit.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 MAN SAYS BULLSHIT ON THE INTERNET. READ MORE...
Screenshot of a post by The Kobeissi Letter reading: “BREAKING: President Trump says oil prices will drop and gas prices will fall to $2 per gallon once the US ‘wins the war with Iran.’” Embedded below is a post from Donald J. Trump reading: “Oil prices will drop precipitously, like everything else is dropping (but more!), when we WIN the war with Iran. Three Dollars a gallon, but ultimately, below Two Dollars a gallon. It will all happen quickly, and Iran will never have a Nuclear Weapon. MAGA! President DJT.” The embedded post shows 83 ReTruths and 270 likes and is dated September 7, 2026, at 7:16 PM.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Sometimes I have trouble believing performative nonsense like this exists out in the real world. Like, what is going on in her head. Who is she posting this for lol? I dunno, but she's posting LOUDLY! #libs #liberals #performative #threads
Screenshot of two social media posts. The first, by “creepyhorrorgal,” reads, “🤔 Two Muslim men and a Preacher might be what saves this country‼️” Above three photos of men: a seated man in a suit, a man speaking into a microphone in front of an American flag, and a man in a suit speaking into a microphone outdoors. The second post, by “hope_is_decimated,” reads, “I’m here to LOUDLY say the preacher is who had to earn my respect.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Saving this photo for future use. I can use it a lot.
Anime meme showing an orange-haired girl with twin ponytails, eyes closed and smiling while resting her chin on her hand. Large text reads, “I HAPPEN TO BE AN IDIOT ON THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
It's not coming back. The US has entered a new era. People are clinging to this idea of the US gaining back trust and stature in the world and are bemoaning how long it'll take. Wrongo, buddy. Not happening. I honestly thing this administration is […] [Original post on mastodon.jordanwages.com]
Screenshot of a post by Joey Politano reading, “very obvious why Canadians feel this way now but Americans still need to internalize how bad the PR damage of the last 2 years has been and how hard it is going to be to rebuild trust.” He quotes a Polling Canada post asking whether “The US is a trustworthy ally of Canada,” with 74% disagreeing and 23% agreeing, citing a Nanos poll from September 2, 2026.
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