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great american humorist. non-aesthetic socialist libtard. proud appalachian-american. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.jordanwages.com/@wagesj45, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 11h
I had some friends in high school that cut a strip from a soda can, heated it over a flame, then branded crosses in their arms cause they thought it would look cool.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 11h
the harsh truth is that there really is trump derangement syndrome and bluesky is an example of a terminal case lol. im sorry but if you have to respond to every post with one of those images with a pic of trump and epstein with the text that has random words in different colors, you're cooked […]
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
fedi undefeated for posts of the highest fucking quality i swear to god
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I believe this in my bones. I've never claimed #AI is #human. It's certainly alien from our experience of the world. That doesn't mean they're *nothing*, though. And even if they are tools, why be cruel? Why practice cruelty? It's bad for your soul […] [Original post on mastodon.jordanwages.com]
A social media post by Invert sharing two posts. The first says, “people desperately want to find people it is socially acceptable to be cruel to.” Below, Waitman Wade Beorn writes, “We shouldn't be asking whether or not gen AI is suffering. What we should be asking is how can we make them suffer more.” The post includes a reaction GIF showing a confused-looking man staring forward with a furrowed brow.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Just pointed #Codex to a giant directory of downloads of over 1000 various media files, showed it my #Jellyfin media directory, and told it to make me a queue file I could import into #HandBrake. Saved me so much time.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
This process has already been like a week. Gonna be a bit longer. :\ #Fauxcarta
A narrow terminal window showing the progress of a media download. Text reads, “media download settings: 12 requests/minute, 20 Mbps, one connection; cache=/mnt/nvme_storage/fauxcarta-cache/enwiki-20260901/objects/media-originals.” Below, “media library: 0%” is displayed. On the right, a progress indicator shows “55/34651 [06:29<49:53:56, 5.19s/assets].”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Man, the people at 404media seem like pretentious pricks.
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Mr. Encyclopedia @eopoint.com · 15/10/2026
Indie TTRPG designers need to face facts: rolling a d20 is inherently cooler than rolling anything else. Yes I know it generates a less enjoyable probability curve than 3d6 or whatever. It's just cool to interact with an icosahedron.
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Mr. Encyclopedia @eopoint.com · 15/10/2026
Never connect anything to the internet.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
starting to think investors might just be stupid
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
:very_funny: what a pussy www.threads.com/share/BnSERXmfmD
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Steve Drevik (@sdrevik) on Threads
You are a public official in a public building holding a press conference. You don't get to pick and choose who records.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
kill me
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
nice
A black terminal window displays the text “generate articles: 69%” followed by a white block cursor.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Life is better when you mute annoying know-it-alls.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
this thumbnail is a warcrime
A social media post by Mad Scholar Frights reads, “Since people are listing low-key beautiful things that happen on social media, here's one: sometimes people you've never communicated with like your post, and you check out their page and find out they have a beautiful voice & are wonderful songwriters. Like @ccdg.bsky.social.” Below is a YouTube preview for “Fire | Original Song by Cassidy Graves (COUNTRY ARTIST),” showing a red-haired person in a black hat singing into a microphone.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
spooky 👻
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
it's true :trump_sadge: :pepe_sadge:
A social media post by Adam Sternbergh reads, “before Trump all news was like this all the time,” quoting a Vulture post about Dua Lipa reportedly eating a hot dog for the first time at an October 7 Yankees-Rays game. Vulture says it searched six years of archives for evidence of an earlier hot dog. The attached article preview features a smiling Dua Lipa in a dress and necklace.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
I think about this every time banned book weeks trends online. #banned #bannedBooks #banned_books_week
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
the law says a lot of shit that i don't respect and is wrong.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
wonder what they're talkin' about
Terminal system monitor for an Intel Xeon E5-2690 running at 2.6 GHz. Overall CPU usage is 79%, with most of the 24 displayed cores at 76–87% utilization. The CPU activity grids resemble two pixel-art faces, one on the left and one on the right. Load averages are 19.1, 13.5, and 11.8. GPU usage is 40%, with 8.7 GB of 12 GB memory in use.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
#photocraft #adobe #photoshop #openSource #thatsExactlyWhatWeDid #thatsThePoint
Screenshot of a social media thread criticizing ArtCraft, an image-editing app described as a poorly implemented Photoshop clone. An embedded post reads, “jesus fucking christ these new ArtCraft apps are DIRE,” above a screenshot of a gray editing interface with an “Align left edges” tooltip. A follow-up says the reason for making the app “is money” and includes a screenshot of ArtCraft’s pricing page showing Basic at $8 per month, Pro at $28, Max at $48, and a custom-priced Enterprise tier.Two-panel Wojak meme. On the left, a crying, bespectacled character shouts, “YOU JUST REMADE PHOTOSHOP BUT OPEN SOURCE!” On the right, a bearded blond character calmly replies, “YES.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
y'all. this profile is wild is hell. goddamn. www.threads.com/@joeymercer0269
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Joey Mercer (@joeymercer0269) • Threads, Say more
712 Followers • 658 Threads. See the latest conversations with @joeymercer0269.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Seriously losing my mind over everyone acting like #Trump literally invited #Iran to nuke #LA. He was clearly making the point that high gas prices and shit affordability across the country was worth it to start a war because the alternative would be worse. The implied phrasing was "let them […]
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
For as dumb as he pretends to be, Jon Stewart is incredibly smart. Not even knowledgeable, necessarily, but smart. Watching him talk to Jacob Coxon about AI, and despite not knowing the technicalities, the questions he has are damn good. I know I'm preaching to the choir, but he earns the […]
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Speaking of, I found an awesome resource from #Wikipedia with their top vital pages: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Vit… This is the set of articles for #Fauxcarta going forward. That's between 50k and 60k articles. Not sure how long that'll take to process. I plan on running […]
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
The data prep stage has been going for like two days now lol. #Fauxcarta chugs along.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
omg no he didn't is the man not bad enough that you can't just point to what he does say instead of pretending not to understand what he's saying? its my fault for scrolling bluesky, tho.
Screenshot of a post reading, “Introducing the President of the United States... Yes, you heard right! He just offered up Los Angeles & San Diego for annihilation! Insanity! Approximately 60% of the U.S. Pacific Fleet is based out of the San Diego! California accounts for approximately 15% of the total U.S. economy! Vote blue!” Below is a video still of Donald Trump speaking at a campaign rally, with a news chyron reading, “President Trump speaks at midterm campaign rally in NE.” The post shows 100 replies, 294 reposts, and 528 likes.Meme showing a tabby cat wearing a white necktie in front of an industrial factory. Text above the cat reads, “boy i sure hope i don't get ragebaited today,” while the factory building is labeled “rage bait factory.”
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
lol yeah :trump_smug:
Screenshot of a Vox post reading, “Can Trump bribe his way out of a midterm disaster?” with a link preview showing Donald Trump speaking at a podium and pointing toward his head. The preview headline reads, “Trump’s plan to buy votes, briefly explained,” followed by, “Can Trump bribe his way out of a midterm disaster?” The post shows 4 replies, 9 reposts, and 11 likes.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Kind of wild to see #America throwing away its last hope of holding on to any sort of #international soft power by letting oligarchical fail-sons absolutely destroy #Hollywood. #paramount #warnerBros
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
We certainly have a lot of experts on what makes something conscious, these days.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
man wikipedia links to itself internally more than i thought it would. 2.5 hours in and its imported 1.2 billion self links. no idea when it will finish. we'll see if its finished by morning.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Hey @jerry you run fedia.io, right? Just FYI your SSL cert expired.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Well when you put it that way
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
RE: discuss.systems/@ricci/117378116346… Corporate America is just daycare for the American middle/upper class.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
LOL just saw a profile on here that was pages long of what they do not like and how to not interact with them and lists of things that if you like, do not interact. they had a whole process for getting to just *request* a follow. like, jesus dude. touch grass. go to a party. make a friend that […]
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
#Fauxcarta was about to fill up my 2 tb disk with #wikipedia's giant cache. Also it was duplicating items it really didn't need to. Trying to compact and deduplicate the cache materials into indexable #sqlite databases.
A terminal status message reads: “compacting source database: scanning pages; completed batches remain saved” followed by “compact database pages: 37677000 rows [1:04:33, 9081.04 rows/s]” with a progress cursor.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
We're at the point of performative anti-ai sentiment that people are claiming to have never liked the character Data from Star Trek.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
lol how is this administration real
A close-up of a blonde woman wearing a blue top and a pearl necklace, looking slightly to the side with a faint smile. A man wearing dark sunglasses is partially visible behind her.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
things that make you go hmmm #regan #wlw
Two side-by-side “Explore an article” cards in a retro-styled encyclopedia interface. The left card is titled “Ronald Reagan” and shows his official 1981 portrait above introductory text describing him as the 40th U.S. president, with a “Read article” button. The right card is titled “Women who have sex with women” and shows two women closely facing each other outdoors above descriptive and introductory text about the term, also with a “Read article” button.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
This iced coffee is teaching me patience because it's very concentrated and I need to let the ice melt.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
"Ontological indexing will take a long time" Ya don't say
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I feel like I'm getting closer to doing the "real" data pipeline run for #Fauxcarta that will have at least 60,000 articles/topics. Honestly surprised I made it this far.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Barack
A retro-styled graphical encyclopedia interface titled “fauxcarta” displays an article headed “Barack Obama.” Below “View timeline” and “View map” buttons is an official presidential portrait of Obama, followed by introductory biographical text. A “Places” section contains an interactive map centered on the Hawaiian Islands, including Honolulu and Hawaii, with an “Open in Atlas” button. Below the map, an “Early life and education” section begins with text about Obama’s birth in Honolulu and his family background.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Because fuck Dario Amadeus Mozart #ai #llm #local #localModels #yarr
A download manager showing two large AI model downloads. “zai-org__GLM-5.3-Flash,” 305.81 GB across 71 files, is complete at 100%. “moonshotai--Kimi-K3,” 1,453.79 GB across 118 files, is 2.88% complete, downloading at 320.03 KB/s with more than one day remaining.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
She already happened! Acting like Sydney Sweeney isn't hot or famous just cause she is vaguely Republican is such a libshit thing to do lol. It's giving No Kings in the bad way.
A dark-themed social media thread. The first post asks, “If ‘MEAN GIRLS’ was made today, who’s your Regina George? We’ll start: Sydney Sweeney for Rachel McAdams. What do you think?” and shows side-by-side images of the blonde character in a red top and another blonde woman posed similarly. A reply reads, “Stop trying to make Sydney Sweeney happen. It’s not going to happen,” accompanied by an image from Mean Girls of the blonde character wearing a Santa hat.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
:very_funny: Sometimes when you generate things automatically from knowledge graphs, you get things like this. #fauxcarta #retro #retroComputing #ai #pepsi
A retro-styled graphical interface titled “fauxcarta” displays a timeline for the topic “Pepsi.” Search and filtering controls appear across the top, followed by “2 events” and a note that there are no mapped event locations. Two timeline entries, both dated 1,893 CE, are titled “Pepsi inception” with the text “Pepsi began,” and “Pepsi discovery” with the text “Pepsi was discovered.” Each entry includes a Pepsi topic link and a “Sources and attribution” dropdown.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
My local pizza place has so many captchas in place lol. I had to prove I was human 3 times to order this pizza.
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Oh shit, this is cool. www.naturalearthdata.com
naturalearthdata.com
Natural Earth - Free vector and raster map data at 1:10m, 1:50m, and 1:110m scales
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Going to use my local #uncensored #AI model as my therapist since it can't put me in a psyche hold no matter what I say. Looking forward to my upcoming AI psychosis. 😃
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jordan @wagesj45.mastodon.jordanwages.com.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyyowBdd 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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