Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I wonder if the country founded by genocidal, slave owning child rapists who didn’t want to pay taxes might have some deep seated foundational problems that have only worsened over the course of 250 years. Impossible to say for certain, really 100 1
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Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Imagine if there was a wretched sewer baby we had to torture to make society work.. scary thought…… 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The literal only logical takeaway from recent democrat behavior is that they are utterly and hopelessly addicted to losing. They get a sick psychosexual thrill out of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory 110 1
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Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Time to go to work in the shit factory 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whats a girl gotta do to get a rude account label! 000 0
Reposted by Vivian Vomitcoffinseveral thousand wrens @athingthatneeds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026please help our friend if you can, it has been nothing but kind and selfless to us and it deserves none of what's been happening to it. 02846 46
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fuck the stabbed in the back myth im stabbing you in the front. You suck and im stabbing you and looking you in the eye while stabbing you 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I heard that Jimmy Talarico got ejected from a Wataburger cuz he kept touching his little dingaling in the corner and he just wouldnt stop and they had to call the police 110 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Posting is so hard I wish I was better at it 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Jesus was probably hard as fuck on the cross 010 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The best part of being an Age of Sigmar fan is constantly being browbeaten by Old World fans for enjoying the setting like youre personally responsible for getting wfb discontinued 140 4
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m sure the AoS 5th edition rumors goes hard if you fucking hate AoS and want endless Old World/40k grimdark nostalgia slop 010 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Best part of being 22 is being able to look down on 20 year olds as if im any better than them 010 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The liberal presses the button to grind trans people into grease for the cogs of the electoral machine. They press it willingly, they press it without hesitation, they press it without remorse. But don’t worry, they’ll frown and nod disapprovingly as the machine does its work. It’s just politics. 010 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shaun hit it out of park years ago in his video on Harry Potter when he summed up the Neoliberal mindset. “There are no good or bad actions, only good and bad teams.” It explains so succinctly why liberals would gladly condemn a million trans children to death to win a single fucking senate chair 181 8
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe you like dogs more than people because they have been genetically manipulated over the course of millennia to be utterly servile and dependent on you whereas humans have free will and don’t exist to please you 110 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026THARS A DAMN CHEE TO IN DA WHITE HOURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 110 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I live my life with one finger on the eject button 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s really hard to believe in democracy when the past 10 years have been nothing but a giant glowing neon showcase of why Americans (and other westerners, fuck you Europe) are psychologically incapable of responsibly engaging with electoralism 100 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The very fabric of our global economic-political bloc is tearing apart at the seams. Every form of post-feudal government has failed. The change we need to survive will never come. Death comes with the tide. And I STILL have to work tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sometimes one of your goats posts badly and you just have to take a step back and realize you were a complete fucking imbecile for ever believing in them 100 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am so employed rn im such a laboring workcel 010 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I strive to write in such a way that my fetishes aren’t immediately apparent to the reader but are certainly there in subtext and are deeply concerning 010 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Went to steak and shake with my wife (double d’s) and Ordered the RFK Junior burger, the frycook poured scalding grease on my deformed son Bengt and the milkshake was delicious😋 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026r/dirtymagazines r/soda r/amphetamines r/alligators r/lesbianskillingeachother r/huffing r/jimmycarter r/trivia r/waterbottles r/cannibalism r/potatochips r/lesbiansdoingdrugstogether r/snuffradio r/hungaryhate r/grief r/bugbites r/cornflakes r/hobbies r/turtlenecks r/jerkingoff r/candybars r/greg 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Tried and imprisoned for improper use of a labubu 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My lifelong hatred of Radiohead is vindicated because theyre a bunch of spineless zionists… THIS SPITEFUL BITCH WINS YET AGAIN!!!!!!! 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think gumby and his stupid chud horse give tboy realness 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Teeth brushed, face washed, pajamas on. Time for guro! 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Im not vegetarian (yet) but one of the meats I absolutely refuse to eat is octopus/squid. Like those things are basically semi-sapient its like eating a child, no thank you im good 230 3
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The actual reason that summer is my least favorite month is that I shed a lot more hair in the summer and it stresses me the fuck out 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not a good person. I’m like, a third of a good person. I have good politics and ideals but I’m lazy, cowardly, spiteful and selfish. I’m ok with that tbh 110 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You could put me next to a thousand nonpassing autistic puppygirls and they wont make me feel nearly as ashamed to be trans as the white middle class passoid blanchardian who delusionally believes that she and she alone gets to name the true transexuals 100 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I think we should elect the most hateful and selfish trans women to be in charge of all trans women because its actually good when we devolve into psychotic social cannibalism like we’re fucking high schoolers and not grown ass adults 100 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The best part of disliking dogs is that people will genuinely treat you like superhitler for it 321 3
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The fuck is a malinois??? Making shit up to feel special, Fuck you 000 0
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Elden Ring is my favorite FromSoft game not just because its a genuinely incredible and thought provoking adventure but because it permanently destroyed the average FromSoft fanboy’s ability to think coherently about literally anything. People cannot be normal about Elden Ring and its awesome 200 2
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What if you were dying of cancer and your doctor was a christian baby and he came up to you and said that he would only cure you if you accepted Jesus Christ and that if you refuse he will give himself super cancer would you convert. Would you convert and cured and save doctor christian baby…? 100 1
Vivian Vomitcoffin @vvvomitcoffin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Whats a smart and witty woman like me gotta do to get some replygirls these days…. 100 1