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No war but class war. Oh, hey, maybe throw some alt text on that image. You know. 👍

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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 9h
I like the energy of having a huge crowd of cyclists in the street to protest removing the lanes. It also feels like the car people genuinely don’t get that if one can’t take a bike, one doesn’t just stay home. One becomes traffic. So maybe Toronto does a day without bikes instead.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 16h
Navi Pillay — the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize laureate and a former International Criminal Court judge — happened to be at the Nuremberg Court in Germany when she learned that she had won the Nobel.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 21h
If I was this administration I wouldn’t want to be establishing a precedent for public executions, personally
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn’t ask for old English which probably means I’m mature or something.
Preferred language selection dropdown box. The list is scrolled to languages that start with E. Visible options are Ekajuk; Elamite; English; English, middle (1100-1500); English, old (ca. 450-1100); Erzya; Esperanto; Estonian; and Ewe.
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A FACT from Britannica, the encyclopedia people.
'The man who invented the klaxon horn (and its loud AHOOGA sound) also invented the first electric hearing aid. Inside you there are two wolfes.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not #TheOnion. They gave the lady robots less fake money for the same tasks. www.irishtimes.com/technology/2...
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Female-looking AI agents were paid less than male ones in virtual office, study finds
Workplace gender bias may be replicated in interactions with artificial intelligence, according to research from University of Limerick
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please stop jogging in the bike lane. I know the sidewalk is bullshit but so is the bike lane and I don’t want to go into traffic to avoid you. Also, a lot of you are dressed like a shadow and if I hit you, somehow it’s still my fault. Anyway, please quit jogging in the bike lane.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Air fryers are the worst. It shouldn’t be that easy for me to have a little dish of cheesy fries.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s the one-liner for this whole thing: free Palestine needs the Supreme Courtto keep you enrolled while free p*ssy “shouldn’t harm a boy’s future”.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop posting the ad. Talk about it, complain, whatever, but my feed this morning is a whole lot of gifs from the ad and, guys, you’re boosting that signal. It’s reaching people who don’t watch football because y’all want us to be mad. I can be mad without seeing the ad.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Most cars I see (outside of school drop-off hours) have one person in them.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For years, when @shaheen.senate.gov said “bipartisan support”, what she meant was “Susan Collins’ support”. So here’s hoping ProPublica digs into the Shaheen machine and we find out if our Jeanne was paid to be that awful or if she took on the rot for free.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every time I see a clip of Hassett, I’m reminded of Baghdad Bob. They wear the same smile when they tell us outrageous bald-faced, easily disprovable lies. They cannot hide their delight about calling the audience stupid to their faces.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The blue line is single ply.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s different.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Registration + insurance + two oil changes + one winter tire swap + one one state inspection equals one Aventon ebike or two cheaper heybike commuters. The people who could use that most probably don’t have a year’s worth of car expenses sitting around to dump on a bike or scooter.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every picture I see of Mitch McConnell “at work” makes me want to prosecute some people for elder abuse. It really weirds me out that I despise the man but somehow, I seem to care more about him than the people who surround him and his whole family because nothing I’ve seen is right.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heating oil companies won’t let people prepay for the winter this year. Ive lived in Mew England for 15 years and not seen that.This means people definitely won’t be able to afford to heat their homes this winter and vulnerable people are going to die because of it.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump announces that if the GOP retains control of Congress, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny! #morebelievable
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was watching the Golden Girls recently. In general, it aged well. Then, Blanche said something like, “They’ll pry my 7% mortgage out of my cold dead hands.”
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man with a beard sits in the left corner, agitated, stating "Bill Gates put microchips in me! Hundreds of ‘em!" A man wearing glasses swiftly turns towards him, asking "really? What year? Do they have onboard memory? Where are you sleeping tonight?" The caption below the comic reads "The RAM shortage takes a dark turn."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 14/09/2026
The fact that Democrats are forcing Republicans to spend money in red states is a chef’s kiss🔥 #BlueWaveIn50Days
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t imagine a life where I’d let someone who isn’t family buy me a wedding at all much less an actual catered destination wedding that included gender-affirming cosmetic surgery for one or more participants. Like in Vegas, I might let the jackpot winner pay my chapel fees but that’s about it.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is wonderful. youtu.be/iZODN0QUgjI?...
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KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.
YouTube video by IKEA Ireland
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
‘Dolly loved me, I was at 9/11, we’re gonna give you a whole bunch of money for free’. Lying to appear virtuous is a choice republicans have always been fine with. It’s why megachurches are a thing.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump announced 17 MONTHS AGO that everyone was going to get $5,000 checks because of DOGE cuts. You got $0.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump promising everyone free money
"Why would I deceive you?" meme from You Can See Everything
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, is Mitch McConnell’s speech tonight at that midterm convention gonna be in person or via video?
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Just work one more year” means another year when the younger folks don’t get to move up the ranks one step because the job stayed filled. It’s a year of good health spent at work and not with the grandkids. “Just work one more year” means they spent all the money but want to blame me.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There’s a guy with a pathological need for attention. His response on 9/11 was to lie that now his building was tallest. He’s gonna say a lot of stuff to get attention this week. Ignoring that entirely would hurt him most. Low ratings, you see. When we boost his signal, he feels good.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“With Holmes out of the picture, Fielder needs someone to sustain her presence. So he calls Amanda Seyfried […]” We’re so privileged to live in the same time frame as Nathan Fielder. variety.com/2026/film/re...
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‘You Can See Everything’ Review: Nathan Fielder’s Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Is a Shameless, Fascinating, Reality-TV-Eats-Its-Tale Look at Entitled Duplicity
It's a reality-TV-as-hangout-movie portrait of the Theranos fraudster, which is Fielder's way to ask: What makes someone like Elizabeth Holmes tick?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Epic handshake meme where the band cake and the band Alphaville agree on recreationally hating fascists.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 30/08/2026
A Black Hawk helicopter. Elite SWAT teams. Last September, federal agents descended on a Chicago apartment complex in a massive show of force. The government claimed “terrorists” had taken over the building. That’s not what we found: propub.li/3T6mq7j
“This was one of the most aggressive displays of force by these [immigration] agencies in a U.S. city in, like, anybody’s recent memory. This is not normal. … This is not something that happens in this country, and it did.” -Melissa Sanchez, ProPublica reporter
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How come Milo didn’t spend a month in a concentration camp before being sent to Eswatini to work off the debt he incurred by being sent to Eswatini?
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I took an opinion poll. They’re still all in on AIPAC as the only issue that matters in the NH senate race. Not corruption in the federal government or immigration or affordability or the war: they’re running on Israel as though the Republicans are famously tough on Netanyahu.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you guys remember how in the before times, the Navy would send a ship to help other countries after an earthquake or other disaster? Do you remember when the National Guard did the same at home? Now one of them limps home from a useless war, sick and demoralized, and the other picks up litter.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Of the immigrants arrested in July... the share with a past violent criminal conviction was less than 4%..." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bluesky did something and now I can’t see half the text in my longer posts on my phone. It’s bullshit and I hate it. I don’t want to make notepad image posts but I don’t see another way to post more than about 200 characters. #bluesky
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I did a thing and they gave me a sticker. #vote
An “I voted” sticker from Cambridge. Around the edge, “I voted” has been translated into several different languages.
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 26/08/2026
Child me: “this video game is impossibly difficult” Adult me: “oh child me sucked”
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Message to the people on the street hustling for votes: sometimes when we lie to you, it’s not because of apathy or an opposing opinion. Yesterday we told the guy at the farmer’s market stumping for Diann Baylis that we aren’t registered locally. We lied. We’re already voting for her.
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Gwen Shamblin’s stylist (she/her) @vultureenthusiast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We let MAGA run things and now there’s meat shortages and no one in red states has reliable electricity and flood control is a only memory but at least the national guard has the litter problem in DC under observation My congresswoman wrote a stern letter though so it’ll will all fixed.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Surprised Trump is so interested in Canada considering it's over 15 years old
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hannah ❤️‍🔥 @han1989.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i love when i go grocery shopping & it’s everyone’s first day on earth
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