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Vuas on Ao3. (Twenty-something she/her, nsfw)

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ok spaghetti man
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Oh you are………evil
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I can’t believe I used to be nervous about flying with a four month old potato who’s primary mode of function was “sit and stare” or “boob and sleep”
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Genuinely cannot wait to ruin some business man’s morning by dragging my feral toddler into first class on our flight tomorrow 🤩🤩
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Jess @willowaus.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
you were my crown, part 19 Galadriel puts some plans into motion and makes a decision that will change all of their lives. #annatariel #saurondriel #haladriel archiveofourown.org/works/651027...
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A suggestive pic I think triggered it but nobody’s even naked 🙄
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Today, figure out how to say crocodile, tomorrow Model UN
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Let me get my nurse costume
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Omg hahahahaha they’re STRICCCCT
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Adapt improvise overcome etc
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I was like haha wait what does this say about my parenting
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I think Hal’s corruption kink transcends all genders :///// also, big house :’)
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“Here damn”
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My kid was apparently so fed up with a new baby at daycare crying for his mom that when she brought over multiple toys to distract him to no avail, she instead started dragging over the entire toybin
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Why stop at 1 boyfriend I always say
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Forgot to crosspost the homiehopper AU the other day
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I need to know everyone’s thoughts about that little universe because I’ve spent so much time staring at the wall thinking about it
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
We even got enough “future voter” stickers for all her daycare friends 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Dripping sweat by the time I got to work but worth it 🫡
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Turns out you CAN lug a 20lb toddler up and down a massive hill during a heatwave to your voting site if simply powered by the hatred of Cuomo
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Spare human not necessary at this time
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
She’s just like wow would you look at the time…….lets go old man 😭
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“Why would a man be there”
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Something hysterical about my kid getting up and closing the door to her bedroom in her dad’s face every night when she realizes it’s time for me to rock her to sleep
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I was thinking…..prequel:) one day :)
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
They let me out of my cage for good behavior
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Formal apology for having Sisters Keeper thoughts again
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Working a silly little numbers job is funny because why are we emailing about a $140 charge like lives are on the line
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
And she runs that troop better than the NAVY
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
As many as she can carry
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Myrs @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Wishing all my haladriels a happy father’s day with a little (okay 11k is a lot) of stepdad Halbrand. Mind those tags, please, because it really gets going. You Really Got a Hold On Me Haladriel Modern AU E, 17k, 2/3 archiveofourown.org/works/64935640
Two wedding rings lit by the glow of a fire, a man’s hand holding a hand-rolled cigarette, a woman resting a pair of sunglasses on her short plaid skirt
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father’s Day 😁
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
It would be very upsetting in my house when that kazoo was found broken. Oh well
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My MIL got us a dinky little toy ipad that “got lost”. Then she insisted on replacing it 😐
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I have tried to redirect this energy into aquarium tickets for a year. Guess who still has no aquarium tickets
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Does anyone know why “again, no more toys please!” goes through some grandparent translation device and comes out as another fisher price hunk of plastic with no volume control
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
We need our nations best minds to study the relationship between my MIL and the most annoying electronic baby toys known to mankind
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
They’re my favorite dysfunctional relationship who is still having the best sex ever :/
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It’s DEFINITELY Gil
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
HOA has wanted posters of this man if you see him do NOT approach just phone authorities
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Make him useful!!!!!!
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It’s like living the hardest day of your life and then knowing you gotta do it again tomorrow lol
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
They’re arguing over last names on the birth certificate 🤩
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
She made him a plate of breakfast only because there happened to be leftovers
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Art imitates life etc
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Someone’s making passive aggressive posts about them on NextDoor 😩
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
He really does look like a man who changes the oil in his ex wife’s car while still arguing with her in the driveway in front of the neighbors the entire time
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Happy “watching Love Island with your man who claims he’s not watching but stands in the corner of the living room with his arms crossed and seems to have a lot of opinions about the cast storylines anyway” season
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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Found ‘em
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Myrs @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It took two years and the encouragement of dear friends, but my sequel to The Nicest Parts of Hell is finished 😭🎉 If She Says Come Inside, I’ll Come Inside For Her Haladriel Modern AU E, 10/10, 54k archiveofourown.org/works/48271279
Title of If She Says Come Inside, I'll Come Inside For Her on green marble background, an evergreen branch covered in snow, and a woman's chest where she touches her shoulder and her throat
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