Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025He really does look like a man who changes the oil in his ex wife’s car while still arguing with her in the driveway in front of the neighbors the entire time 4373
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 25/05/2025This but it’s newborn milk breath vs soggy cheezit toddler breath 0100
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Thinking about insane custody agreement supervised visitation again 1356
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Halle posted some gif of Jack Lowden in a period piece uniform and then I had to write this 1213
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Mind you I am still fully team badmom Galadriel but perhaps a brief interlude as we approach Mother’s Day 6272
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 10/04/2025“If Maglor can raise an elf im sure its eas-“ [police sirens] [car crash noises] [helicopter engine] [explosion] [glass breaking] [gunshot] [crowd screaming] 3254
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Evil wizard who doesn’t even care: and mind you I don’t even care 4344
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I imagine for them, Galadriel scoffed when he mentioned subspace and then: 280
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Can’t wait to find out if a two day old goldfish has been curated for this collection 3220
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025A bun in the oven and not a single conflict of interest agreement signed 5338
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Sorry for writing about a/b/o step siblings it will happen again 104110
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Can I offer a harmless modern AU snippet in these trying times 8295
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The single mom in my house is clearly struggling with her childcare options 4320
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Ok this made me go to Wikipedia to look up the plot because I haven’t seen it in 28473892 years and 1. HEROIN???????? 2. Wdym there’s a SEQUEL ???????? 130
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025The worst people you know are playing the world’s longest round of “go ask your mother” 4313
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The forgeling is at that very special age where there’s only one thing on her mind……………murder 2233
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Wrote a bit more the other night of this “Galadriel saves the family farm with the power of her []” fic I’d really like to finish :) 5357
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Me but it’s when I feed my cute scrumptious toddler spaghetti vs remembering I’m the maid in my own house and now need to clean red sauce off the walls 1251
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 05/02/2025When ur mean mean eldritch horror husband does something a little too regular-guy 2296
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Crossposting this self-indulgent auditor/CFO thing that I can’t decide what to dooooooo with 1285
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 30/01/2025consequentia, haladriel, 6.5k, guardian/ward, non-con. Or: sequel to iracundia. Sauron has neglected his young ward. archiveofourown.org/works/62623834 2207
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Sauron, furiously crocheting a baby blanket: and mind you I don’t even care 66016
Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Anyways the funniest thing about my child is she refuses to walk and instead rides her little bike around the house so it’s like being constantly stalked by the world’s tiniest motorcycle gang member 5600
