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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Should Vermont Democrats Put Forward Someone Who Endorsed Phil Scott Earlier this Decade or Someone Who Doesn't Fuck with That?

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Starksboro - Guests Asked to Park at Bottom of Driveway or in Neighbor's Turnaround, but No Reason Given

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should put free roofing nail dispensers on city sidewalks, so tenants in leaky buildings can help out their landlords with small repairs

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Pour out Some Apple Juice for Jon Gailmor

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Big Changes Afoot For all You T-heads

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

It's 2030. Eli Lesser-Goldsmith looks on as PFAS leach from the CVU AstroTurf field. Some sports happen and nobody gets grass stains on their outfit. A soggy Canva graphic blows past in a wet wind, catching a lamppost and peeling back off as quickly as it stuck

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Riverside Dr. Cumbys closed evenings due to staff shortages, meanwhile Kesha Ram Hinsdale's AirBnB boarding house goes for $1787.50+tax/mo per bedroom just up the street

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Probably the juiciest gossip out there is that Steve Jobs and Joan Baez dated in 1982. This is not new gossip, but it's good gossip

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Happy Christmas in July in September to All Who Celebrate

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

swashbuckling opinion: sometimes a conspiracy happens on a square-sailed ship and it's just referred to as "piracy"

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

War-Ravaged Portland Links in Bio Epstein Files Free iPod Get Paid to Shop Epstein Files

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

If you're a healthfood-based writer intent on driving boomers away from their much-needed vaccines using ridiculous conspiracy theories (based not in malice, but in ignorance), at least change publishers to @chelseagreenbooks.bsky.social

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Matt Walsh, you know, the guy the Shelburne/Richmond VT cop was watching when he killed the cyclist.

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

The Searchlight Institute blends stirring harmonies with waist-level photos, dropping the tired tropes of social justice and climate change for tweaks to the tax code and finding common ground with fascism. Mumfords's sons call them"the adults in the room." Spotify thinks you'll like them

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Well maybe this will open up some acting opportunities for Bobby Bluedodge

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

It would take some real concrete balls to do something like that

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

My neighbor's flag isn't at half mast to honor dead Nazis

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Thanks for this NPR. Ooh and where can I find the open mic schedule for the Death Star?

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

No, seriously, @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social who decided this was the right move? Wtf is wrong with you? Do the Rockefeller/Vanderbilt/Webb descendents have some sort of RFK Jr. complex happening on the steering committee? This is Nazi shit

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

_ @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social are you really flying your flag at half mast for that hate-filled dip? You know you can decline, right?

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Imagine your bargaining line being "yeah but you can't definitively prove I was watching a Jordan Peterson video about wokeness when I was speeding and killed the cyclist" And then getting off with probation and a bunch of paid leave. www.wcax.com/2025/09/04/n...

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No jail time for Vermont police officer in deadly crash

A Vermont police officer who admitted to hitting and killing a bicyclist will not spend any time in jail.

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Fairfax - Dying Fella Joins That Great Big Audience In The Sky

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

The dumbest word out there is "heartened"

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Queen City Teases Fun Evening with Qualifier-laden Superlative

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Nickelback Tribute Band called SaltLife Crisis

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Good for Senator Van Hollen.

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

But DO YOU condemn Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros for spurring a trend of songs about going home, which, coupled w/ the Americana revival, ushered in a long-table dining culture that leaned heavily on Canva templates and trad fetishism, a shift that would ultimately come to define the MAGA era?

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Rutland - Vermont State Fair Accepts Oliver Anthony's Rider Demand For AstroTurf Concert Field and Discreetly-Packaged Fudge Rounds

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Ask yourself who you can punch in the face today, and your regret will not fade, but your life will grow around it

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Violent Masked Kidnappers Appear to Not Have Penis Or Butthole Armor, For What It's Worth. Also Joe's Pond Not Frozen

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Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

At Least Dick Cheney had the Courtesy to Lie, Manipulate, Blackmail, Gaslight, Court Shitty Dems, Tell Leahy to Fuck Himself, Out a CIA Spy, Ignore 9/11 First Responders, and Shoot His Friend in the Face While Waging Illegal War. It Used to be Hard Work with Significant Artistry

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