Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Big Changes Afoot For all You T-heads 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 28/11/2025It's 2030. Eli Lesser-Goldsmith looks on as PFAS leach from the CVU AstroTurf field. Some sports happen and nobody gets grass stains on their outfit. A soggy Canva graphic blows past in a wet wind, catching a lamppost and peeling back off as quickly as it stuck 020
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 17/09/2025The Searchlight Institute blends stirring harmonies with waist-level photos, dropping the tired tropes of social justice and climate change for tweaks to the tax code and finding common ground with fascism. Mumfords's sons call them"the adults in the room." Spotify thinks you'll like them 010
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 15/09/2025My neighbor's flag isn't at half mast to honor dead Nazis 010
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 15/09/2025No, seriously, @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social who decided this was the right move? Wtf is wrong with you? Do the Rockefeller/Vanderbilt/Webb descendents have some sort of RFK Jr. complex happening on the steering committee? This is Nazi shit 010
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Queen City Teases Fun Evening with Qualifier-laden Superlative 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 09/06/2025...leaving Mr. Sidefade completely susceptible to the emissions of Mr. Bicep Tome 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 08/06/2025"She's an iiiice melter, weeeeed killer....salt shaker" 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Restaurant That Once Replaced Queen City's Vintage McDonalds Strives for Contemporary Golden Arches Aesthetic in New Williston Location 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Essex - New Waste of Time, Money, and Self Respect Just Dropped 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Wolfgang sitting there at the end of the assembly line with a Dremel, signing spoon after spoon, slowly dying inside 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Learn the hot new dance "movement" everyone is learning as #teslatakedown takes off. By the Kings of Yam 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 14/03/2025It's kind of sweet that a Jewish Hitler and Christian Hitler are friends. 030
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Joe's Pond Sti----- One Of Jason Statham's Characters Should Meet These Cysts Down By The Docks 100
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Phil Scott Requests that You Allow The 3rd-in-Command Genital & Uterus Inspector Enjoy a Private Weekend With His Family 020
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 18/02/2025This Is the Kind of Clarity We Need in All NPR Headlines 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Bold Claims Flying High in Summer Wages Comments Section 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Think this sock salesman will do shit all? 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 01/02/2025However, he may be a bozo who doesn't understand how resistance works 100
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Chelsea Green Publishing OK with Book Ban EOs as Long as They Are Accompanied By Vaccine Ban EOs 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Late 90s Seven Days Would Have Had Better Things to Do than to Get Wet/Hard Over Another White Republican Man Who Wears Carhartt and Opposes Gun Control 110
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 21/01/2025ADL Claims Westford Hand Isn't Flipping Bird, but Rather It's an Old Man Pointing at a Map 010
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Oh! Oh! Better yet -use the schwa! No stress! 100
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 26/12/2024BREAKING: Revolutionary Advancements in Cardboard Tech Suggest We May No Longer Have To Kill Random Ducks After a Long Day's Work 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 21/12/2024White Elephant with the old dehydrator 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Becca Balint Refuses to Tackle that One Retro Font that Was Fun to Revisit for a Short While but Just Won't Let Up 000
Unreported VT News @vtfakeheadlines.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Williston - This Year, Get Him That Look That Says "I'm a Plausibly Deniable Fascist" 011
