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This Mandolin Kills Fascists

@vreejack.bsky.social
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Songwriter. Vocalist. Mandolin player. Former republican.

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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 7h
Who is... ¿El mas pendejo? www.wonkette.com/p/new-stupid... My vote is for Tuberville. Get 'em, Tubs! Wareagle!
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New Stupidest Republican Senator Just Dropped, Y’all. Meet Eric Schmitt.
Tommy Tuberville, relinquish your crown!
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville says I can fly planes! "I hope that brown furry is qualified," says Charlie Kirk. TT looks at him like he lost the script. "They're furries!"
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am slightly put out by the fact that I now have to specify that I am talking about an "oil" fryer when I am frying something.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A lot of JW's died, martyrs to the cause. Wait, what cause?
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Jehovah’s Witnesses just gutted their deadly blood transfusion policy
Nearly every form of transfusion used in modern hospitals is now a matter of personal conscience
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gender-affirming care for those transitioning to metrosexual masculinity.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran playing his guitar, with a caption on the guitar that reads, "THIS MACHINE COMFORTS BILLIONAIRES"
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just a random reminder that Pete Hegseth spends our rax dollars to pay people to say nice things about him on the Internet.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cult members embrace suffering when it is for their leader. It is proof of their high social standing and identity within the cult. No matter how much suffering they endure, they are reluctant to abandon their leader as suffering will surely continue, and what will it all be for without the leader?
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trumpaluza takes DA LAS. It was an omen, like when Trump had to settle a $25 million fraud penalty on the day he was inaugurated with someone else's money. We should all be more superstitious.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got a scam call from someone identifying themselves on caller ID as "Ipc" with a Texas number. That's IPC for India Penal Code, which has little force outside, you know, India. These scammers usually want you to send them bitcoin to protect you from tax non-payment oopsies. Seniors fall for it.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Donald Trump $1 coins should be re-struck as $0 coins. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“And soil, too. Blood and Soil. That’s a phrase I started, and more and more people are using.”
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never promised you a rose garden. In fact, we had a rose garden but Melania had it ripped out.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You need concepts for thinking, not language. Language is useful for explaining concepts to other people, but you can understand how something works without knowing there is a word for it.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Running as "Republican-light" has seemed a flawed strategy for some time, now. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Democrats try a novel path to defeat a battleground Republican: Moving to the left
Antiestablishment candidate Randy Villegas is testing the conventional wisdom about what it would take to unseat Rep. David G. Valadao in California.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People seem confused by Trump's hair. He had a scalp flap rotation performed by a surgeon, to bring hair-bearing skin from the back of his head to the front. His father also had it done. It's his own hair, but the growth direction looks unnatural, which he hides by growing it long.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's intentional. He cultivates his stupidity by never learning anything, especially facts about topics associated with his guests. His child-like naïveté apparently appeals to his listeners.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here's the first cactus flower of the second round. The first set was in May.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I didn't think I would ever do it, but I finally muted someone. They had bizarre opinions translated from... I think it was Chinese but I can't even check, now. They didn't have an amusing take, just something of a near non sequitur. A lot of them. And I'm not every going to be in the mood for that.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump should name the spot where Google HQ is located, 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, California, as "Toadsuck Hole." The Googleplex at Toadsuck Hole. It will look fantastic on Google Maps and it's the one Trump project I would leave intact.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When the military produces secret propoganda... where have we seen that before? Actual fascist dictatorships. Good job Heggers, you've rediscovered one of the tools of fascism. And we thought you were negative value. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
washingtonpost.com
Pentagon secretly installs military influencers in civilian roles
Conservative veterans with large social media followings have been hired by the Defense Department and are amplifying Pete Hegseth’s culture-war fights.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Without Trump, the Middle East would not even exist. I guess he should put his name on it, then.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So, apparently, I can only sing my heart out once a week. Or, I need at least three days to rest because two is clearly not enough. Let's see. Something about "warming up." Something about not "scraping the pan." Well, that one's not gonna work for me. I'll try to warm up the pan next time.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
YOUR MOM CAN FINALLY QUIT THE DONKEY SHOW
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FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not entirely sober thoughts. MONOPOLIO is not a good name. Sounds like a hybrid disease. Maybe you treat it with poetic pills. Do I need a prescription?
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION EXPLORES NOVEL WAR STRATEGY Seems like the crowdsourcing was fruitful.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The new breed of cattle is "Soylent Green."
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's difficult to repair the drill holes in marble when you remove unwanted signs. I propose a compromise. THIS MARBLE FACADE DEFACED BY DONALD J. TRUMP
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
His source is an insider named "Ron Vara," who is well-known in Washington.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I cannot recall ever seeing Bugs dressed as a man, before.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's all fake, don't believe it, but never fear, we are hunting down the people who leaked these state secrets. I mean, fake secrets. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
Trump dismisses munitions shortage reports, says leakers ‘being hunted down’
President Trump on Thursday dismissed reports of the U.S. military being low on munitions amid the war with Iran, saying his administration is determining who leaked the information to news outlets…
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
On the other hand, Texas will probably start issuing guns to school children. "Sorry, kids. No SNAP or health care, but here's your mandatory fire arm." thereload.com/district-jud...
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District Judge Upholds Federal, Connecticut Under-21 Handgun Restrictions
Both the federal government and state governments may restrict young adults’ ability to obtain, possess, or carry firearms, a federal judge has ruled.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I used to call him, "Secretary of War Crimes," back before he became the war crime secretary. Now, I really want to call him Major Metrosexual.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Trump still has lawyers who have not lost their licenses, yet.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Scientists are trying to awaken Frank Herbert's ghola so that he might properly complete his series of Dune books.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Saw a Youtube ad for "fermented" pickles, and apparently all their cucumbers are picked by one white woman with her hair down and no hat.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How long before Pete Hegseth starts making warriors wear makeup?
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"We'll become the guardian of the straight." Under the rules-based maritime order that Trump despises, WE HAVE BEEN THE GUARDIAN OF THE STRAIGHT FOR 100 YEARS. Almost all other countries are happy with this, but cannot really afford to participate, directly, in the way the USA does.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnel is brain dead. Republicans insist that he is still a sitting senator. Mitch would agree with that if he were still capable of having opinions.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Donald Trump has unified America. More Americans now hate him more than they hate colored people.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What I find really funny about the gamut of presidential assassination attempts this past year or so is that normal people will say, "well, he pissed off a lot of his very crazy supporters and this is the result," while his very crazy supporters will say, "he faked another one."
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He talked to TR; I didn't say TR talked back. And no, he didn't pretend to give the microphone a blowjob, this time.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Trump's miniature state fair that is going on downtown (the Montgomery County Ag Fair seems immense in comparison) has very strong MAGA vibes. And a smallish Ferris wheel. I wanted to call it "bread and circuses" but the bread is for sale and overpriced and the circus is down the road at 1600 Penn.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I do find it interesting that it took a series of strokes to turn him into a Republican.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Of course, Donald Trump lies as he breathes, but he talks down to everyone like they are ten years old. Only a certain kind of fool is tricked by this for long. 1/?
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Unlike our president, Putin is a winner, and I predict that he will continue winning every contest for the rest of his life, or very close to it.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Got to see the ECU-CUR game tonight at the local pub. Ecuador tied with Curaçao's goalie, 0-0. I don't remember anyone else on their team doing anything significant. There are a few Ecuadorians in my neighborhood, so it got a bit rowdy. Nothing like the punk band playing in the basement, but still.
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Will Donald Trump have to return his FIFA Peace Prize?
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This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
JD Vance has been sent to the Reflecting Pool to negotiate with the algae.
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