This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026STAND BY YOUR MAN I guess we are all just bullies. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Like, "duh!" It would have helped if they had shown a picture of him in his heyday. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Here's the first cactus flower of the second round. The first set was in May. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Not entirely sober thoughts. MONOPOLIO is not a good name. Sounds like a hybrid disease. Maybe you treat it with poetic pills. Do I need a prescription? 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Who could have known back then that his record-breaking criminal activity would make him a shoe-in for governor of Florida, and later, senator. Really, Florida, I know you are going to elect a Republican, but why did you have to nominate the *worst one* 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Great speech coach, it gave me goosebumps. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Colors of DC Eastern Prickly Pear. First bloom, 2026 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Looking posts from the start of this war, I now realize that surrenduring to Iran was part of his plan from the beginning. "There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!" I get it, now. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Playing protest songs at New Deal Cafe. Where's my Soros check? Am I performing a public service for nothing? 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Howja get stuck in the fence, Donny? This is the Fence of Hormuz, the greatest fence in the history of the world. I might let you white wash it if you give me a bite of that apple core. No thanks; it's your fence. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I should also point out that "Stan Kelly" is, himself, a parody of a cartoonist by Ward Sutton. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Sees its own shadow... Wait. Didn't we do this yesterday? 010
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Seven pounds of licorice allsorts, a taste I acquired from my mother. This is for you, Mum. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 19/01/2026"Doctor Jaffe, will I be ready for Mar-a-Lago when the birds fly south? "Mrs. Lowry, no one is truly ready for Mar-a-Lago, but I think you will be accepted as one of the flock. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Hey girls, ask your mom if you can have her low-cut jeans from the early 2000's. Don't worry, they're not supposed to fit! 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I couldn't see the image at first, but guessed it was this guy, Gnome Chompski 090
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I knew a lad who spent his infancy in a Vietnamese orphanage; the back of his head was flat from lying in a cradle. Cranial modification can happen accidentally, with swaddling boards, for example, but can become a local style when they intentionally bind your head. This one's an imitator: 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"Money can be exchanged for goods and services." 020
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dick Cheney 1941-2025 "He could have done so much more damage" 010
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Don't get stuck to the orange baby. Born and bred in his own pumpkin patch. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Trump finally draws a crowd. That's the NO KINGS protest on the left, and his 1st inauguration on the right. His 2nd inauguration drew no crowds whatsoever, as he held it indoors to avoid embarrassment. 010
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Who was president when Donald Trump was president? This might be a good question for a 5-year-old. 010
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 11/09/2025My Squire Frankencaster, almost perfectly set up. Rescued from a trash pile, I wound up replacing the electronics with proper a new Fender set and replaced the sloppy Squire saddle as well, which took some work. But Squires are thinner than Fenders, and there's not enough room through for the whammy 020
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/08/2025We need Geraldo to release the Epstein files. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore—https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/21/replit_saastr_vibe_coding_incident/ 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 23/06/2025OOPS, I MADE A BIG MISTAKE FOR NO GOOD REASON AND I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER FOR IT. ALSO, AMERICA IS THE ENEMY HERE IN CASE YOU WERE CONFUSED. IF I PUT RICK PERRY BACK IN AT ENERGY WILL HE DRILL FOR MORE OIL? 010
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025WARNING This is an angry leopard from the Leopards Eating Faces party. Voting for the LEF will not protect your face from being eaten by an angry leopard. They wants to eat your face; eventually they will. While your face is being eaten, please make a fuss so that the rest of us can savor your tears 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Imagine Scalia writing elegant nonsense on Bluesky. He would be the actual funny hat guy. "The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce." "So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like." hat tip: @kenwhite.bsky.social 010
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Imagine Scalia writing elegant nonsense on Bluesky. He would be the actual funny hat guy. "The argle-bargle over this jiggery-pokery is pure applesauce." "So-called torture should be allowed because it always saves the world on this TV show I like." 020
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 01/06/2025RFK TO RECOMMEND "ANTING" TO TREAT MOST DISEASES Calls laying on an anthill, "a purging cleanse." "It will get rid of a lot of the parasites you can pick up from following my other recommendations." 011
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I am seeing a lot of de-badged Cybertrucks lately. #cybertruck #cyberstuck AI? 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/05/2025The first rule of Alley Coffey is 1) You do not talk about Alley Coffee 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Nobody's buying it. These things are taking up space in my garage, can you help? I could really use your personal information for my database. #DOGE 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I make no apologies for this attempt at humor. #fetterman 010
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Many of "the boys at Normandy" were the children of immigrants, and were fighting a terrible war against people like Stephen Miller. If Miller's rules were applied thoroughly, no white person could ever be an American. 000
This Mandolin Kills Fascists @vreejack.bsky.social · 05/05/2025White House portrays Trump as a Sith lord with a red light saber. Perhaps by accident; hard to tell, honestly. Also, he seems to be a short old man with enormous hands and massive arm muscles, two large eagles, and three American flags. 100
