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gouging out my left eye because the meaning of what it sees depends on information from my right eye, adding coupling and a larger surface for confusion

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 6h

realising with a total blood-draining revulsion that among the people writing code at my company I am the only pedant

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 7h

swabbing a finger through the wet patch I see under the rear right tyre even though it hasn't rained in days and sniffing it: nominal.

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 06/10/2026

actually a little annoyed that i'm forced to respect the pedantry of the 2000 vs 2001 distinction, given the context

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 06/10/2026

oh yeah the insane finance racket was the other part. man the dealerships really do delenda est if the US is ever getting unfucked huh

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 06/10/2026

*sees a 26 year old mobile phone mistaken for its immediate predecessor model* You Bitch Mother Fucker *sees someone playing sega saturn in a webtoon set in 1977* Wlel, that's his beliefs and I respect that

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 06/10/2026

[pushing up glasses] ACTUALLY the convex sides and sharp-edged navigation buttons following the lines of the the silver trim arc make it clear that's the 3310, released the following year, and furthermore

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 06/10/2026

you know, generally when Some Shit turns up on the front page of aliexpress for me I can make a guess how their algorithm connected it to my activity, but what the fuck happened here

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 06/10/2026

this is the "dealers despise EVs because they Do Not Break and services pay for their yachts" thing right

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 03/10/2026

was trying to say "the framing of the question invites an obvious No which unhelpfully elides the fact that, embedded in a construct, it enables a completely different action with some comparable effects" but then I remembered actually crankshafts can walk so never mind

close-up of one of Theo Jansen's "Strandbeest" kinetic sculptures, which use various sails and canopies flapping in the wind to drive crankshafts producing a walking motion in banks of many parallel articulated-truss "legs".

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 02/10/2026

for a few years now I have been e.g. handcuffing airline seat neighbours to their armrest while I explain how llms are why people need head cheese to go on the internet in rifters

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 02/10/2026

I am refusing to let go of a YSP-5600 which doesn't support eARC (understandable because it wouldn't exist for another 2 years at release) or HDR passthrough (harder to excuse) and so far I've just accepted that I don't get "real" atmos but have been consisting some insanely high effort workarounds

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 01/10/2026

can't believe eric idle doesn't know how to convert colour spaces in ffmpeg

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 28/09/2026

💤: "industrial-grade" 📿: "monastic-grade"

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 25/09/2026

soulful downtempo minor key hardware store

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 25/09/2026

i need this flag 36 arcminutes wide

The "Stonehenge" set-piece from This Is Spinal Tap, except a pride flag (the cool one with stripes for Sex and Magic) has been crudely pasted over the eighteen-inch trilithon.

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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well well, if it isn't Simple 2000 Series Vol. 69: The Blowjob Brothers.

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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 20/09/2026

just saw someone try to drive-by cancel david bowie for "queer baiting" and I think that's enough being awake now

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 19/09/2026

aliexpress has decided I'm into "EDC" and is now showing me this shit and I am slightly losing it. yes, please, this will go perfectly with my cordura-dyneema sailor suit and precision-cast grey enormous swirly lollipop

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 19/09/2026

Watching this I do wonder if details like "wolf poaching" and "water rights" were intentionally inserted as a sop to the left, the way making Jack Reacher culturally a boomer (born 198x, has never heard a song recorded in his lifetime, black coffee) feels like it must be for the right

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 17/09/2026

youtube shorts has changed my life. i've never learned so much so quickly

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 17/09/2026

ezboard ass shit. your phpbb will not survive the winter

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 17/09/2026

me coding some toy web service likely to have between 0 and 1 users ever: well if i don't at least have TOTP support i might as well be inviting the russian botnets right up my butthole the company getting infinity money from every municipality to surveil everyone in the whole US all the time:

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 14/09/2026

as someone who spends a certain amount of time in inkscape, this is the way - it and SVG basically don't support the kind of "line here, line here, tangent arc, adjust radius..." feature-jiggling that would make this genuinely easy.

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 13/09/2026

every metroid game from Fusion onwards: focus, s the game to which they owe everything: m.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Ib...

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 13/09/2026

metroid 2 gets no goddamn credit for how much it defined the series, including from every metroid game after Super. even its own remake doesn't want to acknowledge it

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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[metroid] cold intolerance

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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 12/09/2026

I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me

sony vaio pcg-u3, running windows xp, wallpaper is a hamster held with 2 hands captioned "Unhand me you fuck"

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 12/09/2026

don't have anything that can get in to measure the really thin spot accurately but it's south of 0.5

Edit of the Hobgoblin "What's the matter, lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?" poster which reads "What's the matter, specified wear tolerances boy, afraid you might die in a catastrophic front rotor failure something?".

Instead of a beer, the goblin man has been crudely edited so he appears to be holding a close-up photo of a really fucked up rotor.

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 10/09/2026

as someone extremely into 21:9 (because it's almost a pair of 4:3s, the Correct Aspect, except you can actually buy it and there's no centre bezel) i firmly believe expecting anything other than games to support it as a single viewport is deranged entitlement. and even games is borderline

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 10/09/2026

there's a universe populated by insufferable dorks where the surface duo became the pattern instead of this shit and I'm moving there

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 10/09/2026

"oh apple did a folder? cool I guess that means they figured out how to fix the shitty seam and with the bar raised everyone else will have to as well" apple:

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 10/09/2026

do not think about this. "people" who use an ultrawide without tiling their windows deserve everything they get.

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 09/09/2026

*flips chair around and sits facing you* you know who else was considered slop? that's right, our l

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 09/09/2026

is nitro pepsi a dirty soda? greatest thread in the history of forums,

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 09/09/2026

BBC INTERN DESPERATE TO AVOID A COMMENT WAR OVER SPELLING OF ŒSOPHAGUS: food pipe THE WHOLE INTERNET: i smell blood

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 08/09/2026

getting an intuitive handle on the basic mechanism behind LLMs made me think of when I was at school and finally got what complex numbers were for (travel to eldritch space where impossible things are simple, return with prizes) but I wouldn't have pegged the Sentences Domain as the dangerous one

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 08/09/2026

I'm in my acceptable era, becoming a total finecel, etc

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 08/09/2026

cracked open a book light that stopped turning on after a couple of months in a drawer only to find the least ambitiously branded lipo i have ever seen

The inside of an electronic device. There is a PCB with a footprint of around 20x40mm with a couple of 8-pin SOICs and a USB-C charging socket, and a lithium polymer bag cell with a slightly larger footprint.

The cell identifies its maker as ShenZhen OKAYCORE Technology Co., Ltd.

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vonrosceau @vonrosceau.crime.chat · 04/09/2026

but might it have been better if you could spend the whole book going "there are only three though???" and on the last page Athos goes "John d'Artagnan, with you fighting by our side, perhaps all along we were in truth—"

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