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Jason Von Muz

@vonmuz.bsky.social
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Family man, nurse, secularist, & lover of critical thought. I love grape soft drink & the Oxford comma. I've never tasted bubble tea and have never been on a submarine.

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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Totally recommend watching "Hovercunt and the Lesbian Giraffe" on Prime! I was worried that Season 2 wouldn't be as good as the first, but it is pure gold. #Deadloch #Hovercunt
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
To arachnophobia, Australia says no.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Dear Mr @sandiskstorage.bsky.social, There are too many USB thumb drives that do not have little blinky activity LEDS built into them. Please start making them again. I am not a crackpot.
Grandpa Simpson typing a letter of complaint.
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Nicole Chvastek @nicolechvastek.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Benjamin Easter, Free Palestine @pighway.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Dear America, I thought the 2nd Amendment was all about maintaining a well-regulated militia to rise up if the US government itself ever become a tyrannical threat to freedom. I guess it all depends on whose freedoms are being threatened. "freedom and justice for all"?! 🤔 #USPolitics #LAprotests
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Watching the events in Los Angeles and weeping at the United States' continuing slide into fascism under the Trump regime.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 12/06/2025
"If anything we need AUKUS now more than ever" Read more: chaser.com.au/national/auk...
AUKUS subs to be used to protect Aussie journos from American police – PM says
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Seantaclaus @seantaclaus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
#FACTS
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I've slept on it for a couple of nights and still think that Sweden was robbed. In other news, I would now like a sauna. #Eurovision #SBSEurovision
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Shiannon Corcoran @shiannonc.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
McKenzie says that Nats will “always stand up for the 9 million Australians who live in regional Australia” While I would argue the truth of her statement I’ll let facts do the talking. Under 600k ppl voted for the Nats as a party So 8.4 million regional ppl feel they are not represented by Nats
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Anthony Klan @anthonyklan.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It's always hardest on the children...
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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
SkyAfterDark RWNJ Peta Credlin has called on Labor to stop their Tax on people with $3million+ in Super saying multibillionaire corporate magnate Gerry Harvey has labelled it “stupidity of the highest order” 🤣 I’m liking this tax even more now.
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Luxembourg's Eurovision entry is poop-ay! I love it! #Eurovision2025 #SBSEurovision
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I'm tired and going back to bed. Early morning Eurovision (in Australia) just isn't doing it for me this year. Will continue tonight with #SBSEurovision.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
In typical #Eurovision fashion, the axolotl ladies from #Latvia have grown on me. Loved the "we are different. Join us" at the end. #Eurovision2025 #SBSEurovision
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I want Iceland to win and see them performing with Verka Seduchka at the beginning of next year's #Eurovision! 🇮🇸 #SBSEurovision #Eurovision2025
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I know there's a lot of hate out there for Israel, but the UK's #Eurovision entry this year is the real crime against humanity. #Eurovision2025 #SBSEurovision
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anakin does not care for France... #SBSEurovision #Eurovision2025
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Watching Lithuania perform and all i can think of is: "And he's not Russian. He's Lithuanian by birth, raised by his paternal grandfather, a fisherman." #SurpriseHuntForRedOctober #SBSEurovision
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I thought her dress looked familiar... #SBSEurovision
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Just saw a TV ad with Kyle Sandilands urging us to #StandUpToHate. Is someone taking the piss here, or was this court-ordered?
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Do I know how to use the terminal in Linux? Barely. Have I been drinking? Yes. Is installing programs via the text commands a good idea when drunk a good idea? #Linux #Ubuntu #Bumblefuck #ProofReadingLifeAMofo
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Lejuan @lejuan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
So, uh, why is this news? Vapid billionaires don't need or deserve a platform for their political shit-takes. We know how billionaires are behaving in the US and we don't want that here. Gina can fuck right off. #auspol
Newspaper headline reading "Gina Rinehart urges Liberals to stick with trump-like policies in the wake of election loss"
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Actually Funny Memes @actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Dean Rosario @deanrosario.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
A new show planned for Sky News Australia..
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Eric Bananarama @ericbanana.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The LNP are irrelevant Mike. Their branch network is borked, a Christofascist RW Religious cult. They cannot resonate policy or vibe with the public. It is a dead parrot … #auspol #BinNight
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🦘 Markedly @nogravitasatall.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
As an Australian I’d like to thank the Australian Electoral Commission for running the show. I also want to thank whoever determined you don’t need an ID to vote unless you are interstate. Finally I want to thank all the butchers for all the democracy sausages.
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Andrew Gardiner @ajgardineresq.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Bolt: Dutton lost because he didn't go full Mussolini (stop me if you've heard this before). His solution: more Barnaby Joyce (hic 🥴) and more Jacinta Price, the racial sellout who needed Warren Mundine to bail her out at pressers. Listen to him, Libs, I'm begging ya! 🙏😅 #auspol #election25
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Possum @pollytics.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Drive it like you stole it, stop fucking around, deal with climate change, poverty, and deal with inequality to pay for it. Deal with industry transition, deal with education costs, accept that large investments in ourselves today pay for more than themselves in the future. And dental in Medicare
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Antony Green has been a constant in Australian elections. He's the reason I know what the word "psephologist" means & one of the reasons that I look forward to election night. I wish him the best for his future. Election coverage just won't be the same without him. #AusPol #AusVotes25 #BinNight
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My daughter was eating a Democracy Sausage today, when she was subjected to an obnoxious LNP volunteer who called out "hey that's a good looking hotdog... but not as good looking as an LNP government!" I like the idea of him not feeling so smug tonight. #NotaHotdogDickhead #AusVotes2025 #BinNight
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Dr Blair Williams @blairwilliams26.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Now they have a mandate, Labor really needs to read the room and stop trying to court bipartisanship with the Coalition! Go back to your social democratic and labourist roots! Do a Carney and announce inclusion of dental into Medicare! Do something to help and inspire Aussies! #AusPol #AusVotes
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Anonymous Canadian 🇨🇦 @aarwalk.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Like ever? Okay.
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TweetyB 🐀🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 @tweetyb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Australians have collectively moved that the member no longer be heard #BinNight #AusVotes2025 #auspol
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Comrade Dogboy KC AO @comradedogboy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#Alboslide Time sort shit it now, tax reform, education funding, dental into Medicare. 3 items, 3 years. It’s time #ausvotes2025 #auspol
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Calla Wahlquist @callawahlquist.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This is the most human speech I’ve ever seen Dutton give and it is a pity for him that he left it until last. #auspol
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rix_ter__ @rixster.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Credit where credit’s due, Dutton is making a nice concession speech. #auspol
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Jill Sillar @jillsill.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
So Michaelia thinks it’s not over until the pre-polls are counted or in other words until Gina gives us a song #BinNight
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
James McGrath still in denial? #ABCNews24 #AusPol #AusVotes2025
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
OMG! I switched over to Channel 7 and Bill Shorten is not having a bar of Jane Hume's bullshit! #BinNight #AusVotes2025 #FuckOffJane
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V @goddess-persephone.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
FUCK YEAH #Auspol #AusVotes2025
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Jason Von Muz @vonmuz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Interrupting my #AusVotes2025 posting to point out how true this is! #I'mNotLeftHandedEither
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John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
So fucking sick of the LNP claiming to be the natural guardians of national security. Because they are totally fucking NOT.
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Scarletp @scarletp1792.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Jane Hume “Dutton is great blah blah blah” Shorten “well thats a great eulogy” 🤭 #AusVotes2025 #AusVotes #BinNight
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miranda_maybe @mirandamaybe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
OH COME ON - NOBODY ON THAT PANEL RESPECTS #JamesMcGrath #BinNight
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