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Voldemuerte

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Recovering 2016 Trump voter Deconstructed former Baptist That's what I do. Drink and know things

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 16h
I like to think that though my blue vote in a dark red district may not change anything, there is a terminally ill MAGA voter out there who mustered their last bit of energy to vote GOP one final time and I just negated their vote.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 21h
So we've got Trump doing public executions, cage fights on the White House lawn and now posting videos of people getting mauled by tigers... So I figure we're about 2 weeks out from having actual gladiatorial games and crucifixions.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I believe this may be the Final Boss of Mar-a-Lago face. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
yahoo.com
People Just Discovered Trump's New Ambassador And The Details Are Wild
Introducing Barbera Thornhill.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reminds me of how Capt Smith remains the captain of the Titanic. www.cbsnews.com/news/mike-jo...
cbsnews.com
Mike Johnson says he intends to remain GOP leader if Republicans lose House majority: "Heaven forbid"
House Speaker Mike Johnson said last week that he could start a lawn business if the GOP loses the House majority, which he told CBS News' Robert Costa was "tongue in cheek."
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why are we even using a firing squad? Just get Pete and JD to saw off the Ft Hood shooter's head. Maybe have a Christian soldier flag behind them so we can really embrace the Crusade feel.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It blows my mind that in a year where he has committed war crimes against fishermen, invaded a sovereign nation seizing its leader, started and continues a war against Iran, and now wants public executions, Trump can't understand why he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GOP Logic: Bad for kids? Drag queens reading picture books at the library. Good for kids? Live-streamed public executions!
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep getting these Christian articles about Noah's Ark being discovered. But seeing that the Flood story was in the Epic of Gilgamesh long before Genesis, wouldn't the discovery of "Noah's"Ark actually prove that the ancient Sumerian gods are probably real? All hail Ninhursag!!!
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard speculation that maybe Whiskey Pete Hegseth is in the closet. I'm not so sure though. I don't think gay guys think about sweaty, beardless, testosterone-fueled warriors quite as much as he does. They usually have jobs and stuff they have to do.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll be honest -- I’m worried too. China is doing so well because of Trump destroying our economy and our alliances that they might cheat for him. www.mediaite.com/politics/pet...
mediaite.com
Peter Navarro Reveals Trump 'Worried' About Chinese Meddling
Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro revealed the president is concerned about China meddling in the 2026 midterm elections during an interview with Bill O'Reilly.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors. The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top." -- Edwin M. Stanton, Secretary of War, 1863
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One take away I have from the Trump regime: You can have people absolutely loyal to you or you can have competent people, but you can’t have both.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope for a tell-all. Expect a hagiography. www2.thedailybeast.com/karoline-lea...
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Karoline Leavitt Shops Book That Would Spill Trumpworld’s Secrets
The former White House press secretary’s possible next move comes after she riled up Trump loyalists by sharing behind-the-scenes details from her time in the administration.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it's ridiculous to think Trump's favorite book is Mein Kampf. Unless there's a comic book version out there I haven't heard of, because that stupid piece of shit can't read a book.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't impeach Trump. Start impeaching everyone around Trump until the survivors invoke the 25th Amendment to save themselves. apnews.com/article/hous...
apnews.com
House Democrats plan vast oversight of Trump administration. Impeachment is an option
House Democrats are preparing a vast oversight agenda if the party sweeps control in the November elections.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So let me see if I've got this right: we're supposed to be terrified of imaginary American communists but to, literally, roll out the red carpet and then kowtow and genuflect to Chinese ones?
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only person I would have preferred to win, specifically, the RFK award is Dr Fauci. But I'll take Colbert.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've bought alcohol without an ID way way way more times than I've been able to vote without an ID (which is exactly zero).
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd feel safer downloading a Russian app written in Chinese from a Nigerian website.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always wonder in Trump polls what percentage of "Strongly disapprove" are "Hate him with the heat of a thousand suns" because I know "strongly disapprove" really doesn't adequately measure how I feel.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So this Greenland deal, from what I've heard, doesn't appear to suck. But I’m barely seeing anything about it online or on TV. Why is the GOP not bragging about it and saying "See, Trump was playing 5-D chess this whole time to get this deal!"? Why so quiet?
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think she's just trying to pad her résumé for that FBI job she's always wanted. abcnews4.com/news/nation-...
abcnews4.com
Woman faces felony charge after investigation into alleged sexual activity with dog
The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever wonder how bad the Great Depression could have been if Herbert Hoover had been a complete moron? I think we're going to find out.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
80 years ago Joe burned down Bob's house killing some of Bob's family. It was a terrible tragedy. If today, Bob's great-grandson burns down his neighbor Mike's house, would it be ok to use the fact that Joe burned down Bob's house to justify it even if Mike isn't a descendant of Joe?
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nigel Tufnel: These Go To Eleven
ALT: Nigel Tufnel: These Go To Eleven
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love that in order to silence dissent against Israel, Robert Kraft pretty much Streisand Effect'ed the Gaza genocide. Oopsie.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just heard this description of Joe Rogan and I’m all for it. "He's Humpty Dumpty if all the king's horses and men actually could put him back together again but couldn't treat his head injuries."
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They also had three months to find a body double...
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well I'll be damned. Mitch is still alive.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If he's passing out candy to the kids it's from an old work van.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was a different person 10 years ago. Religious deconstruction and mental health treatment make a world of difference.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why am I recovering?
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It amazes me that every single day Trump and MAGA make life worse for somebody.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JD and the GOP have only one October Surprise that can save them: 25th Amendment Trump
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So is 9/11 now also the Annual Trump Stroke?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, honey . . . That money isn’t there anymore. Bless your hearts for thinking it was.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagine being so big of a Trump asslicker that even Fox News is like "Girl, it's too much. Bye." www.mediaite.com/media/tv/bre...
mediaite.com
BREAKING: Maria Bartiromo’s Top Producer Also Out Amid Stunning Report Ex-Anchor ‘Betrayed’ Fox to Trump Admin
Fox News reportedly fired Maria Bartiromo after discovering that the longtime anchor had shared confidential internal guidance about the network’s coverage of President Donald Trump with the White Hou...
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So the GOP has been fear-mongering using Communism, Islamic terrorism, Cuba, and weapons of mass destruction. If we're playing the hits, can they throw in Pancho Villa and German U-Boats too?
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At this point, we should just look at the Kennedy Center as akin to the Cologne Cathedral or Notre Dame -- a cultural landmark mostly destroyed but possible to rebuild. www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...
rawstory.com
Bulldozer for beloved Kennedy Center artwork amid Trump's takeover tantrum
President Donald Trump’s handpicked Kennedy Center Board has decided to remove a popular and whimsical piece of outdoor artwork without notice and explanation, according to a new report.The towering s...
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's weird to fear monger about sharia law when the alternative you're offering is a Christian Nationalist Handmaid's Tale.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn't start the week expecting Jelly Roll to be my new political philosopher but here we are. youtu.be/dQ7RRSJXgi8?...
youtu.be
Jelly Roll Speaks His Truth
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If instead of acting like Caligula Trump were to actually read about Caligula, especially regarding the Emperor's relations with the Praetorian Guard, he might start to worry and be on guard. But he's never read a book. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Secret Service officials placed on leave in explosive investigation
Three Secret Service officials including the agency's top spokesman were marched out  of their offices on Monday.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Catherine O'Hara and then Tim Curry. If only there was someone else in "Home Alone 2" the Angel of Death could pay a visit to.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So Trump had a race in DC? A race over a circuit? Or, as the Romans called it, a Circus. Did the Imperator also give out free bread to the plebs?
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why is the Commonwealth of Virginia coming for me?!?
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Maybe she'll be loyal until the end and throw herself on his funeral pyre. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Trump ridiculed over relationship with blonde female aide...
Donald Trump is facing ridicule about his close relationship with his personal aide Natalie Harp, while First Lady Melania Trump has shrunk away from the public eye.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They're saying Karoline used AI for this photo. I don't know. Seems legit to me.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My favorite Patriot Game event was probably the competitive book burning.
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I decided to watch the Patriot Games, but I can't figure out why Mark Hamill is there? Oh wait, never mind. It's The Long Walk. I got my fascistic dystopian sporting events wrong. My bad. Go Katniss!!
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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Decided to try out Trump's new toupee.
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