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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 23h

I keep getting these Christian articles about Noah's Ark being discovered. But seeing that the Flood story was in the Epic of Gilgamesh long before Genesis, wouldn't the discovery of "Noah's"Ark actually prove that the ancient Sumerian gods are probably real? All hail Ninhursag!!!

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've heard speculation that maybe Whiskey Pete Hegseth is in the closet. I'm not so sure though. I don't think gay guys think about sweaty, beardless, testosterone-fueled warriors quite as much as he does. They usually have jobs and stuff they have to do.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors. The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top." -- Edwin M. Stanton, Secretary of War, 1863

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One take away I have from the Trump regime: You can have people absolutely loyal to you or you can have competent people, but you can’t have both.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think it's ridiculous to think Trump's favorite book is Mein Kampf. Unless there's a comic book version out there I haven't heard of, because that stupid piece of shit can't read a book.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So let me see if I've got this right: we're supposed to be terrified of imaginary American communists but to, literally, roll out the red carpet and then kowtow and genuflect to Chinese ones?

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I always wonder in Trump polls what percentage of "Strongly disapprove" are "Hate him with the heat of a thousand suns" because I know "strongly disapprove" really doesn't adequately measure how I feel.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So this Greenland deal, from what I've heard, doesn't appear to suck. But I’m barely seeing anything about it online or on TV. Why is the GOP not bragging about it and saying "See, Trump was playing 5-D chess this whole time to get this deal!"? Why so quiet?

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do you ever wonder how bad the Great Depression could have been if Herbert Hoover had been a complete moron? I think we're going to find out.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

80 years ago Joe burned down Bob's house killing some of Bob's family. It was a terrible tragedy. If today, Bob's great-grandson burns down his neighbor Mike's house, would it be ok to use the fact that Joe burned down Bob's house to justify it even if Mike isn't a descendant of Joe?

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love that in order to silence dissent against Israel, Robert Kraft pretty much Streisand Effect'ed the Gaza genocide. Oopsie.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just heard this description of Joe Rogan and I’m all for it. "He's Humpty Dumpty if all the king's horses and men actually could put him back together again but couldn't treat his head injuries."

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well I'll be damned. Mitch is still alive.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It amazes me that every single day Trump and MAGA make life worse for somebody.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

JD and the GOP have only one October Surprise that can save them: 25th Amendment Trump

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So is 9/11 now also the Annual Trump Stroke?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh, honey . . . That money isn’t there anymore. Bless your hearts for thinking it was.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So the GOP has been fear-mongering using Communism, Islamic terrorism, Cuba, and weapons of mass destruction. If we're playing the hits, can they throw in Pancho Villa and German U-Boats too?

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's weird to fear monger about sharia law when the alternative you're offering is a Christian Nationalist Handmaid's Tale.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I didn't start the week expecting Jelly Roll to be my new political philosopher but here we are. youtu.be/dQ7RRSJXgi8?...

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Jelly Roll Speaks His Truth

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If instead of acting like Caligula Trump were to actually read about Caligula, especially regarding the Emperor's relations with the Praetorian Guard, he might start to worry and be on guard. But he's never read a book. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

dailymail.com

Secret Service officials placed on leave in explosive investigation

Three Secret Service officials including the agency's top spokesman were marched out of their offices on Monday.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

First Catherine O'Hara and then Tim Curry. If only there was someone else in "Home Alone 2" the Angel of Death could pay a visit to.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

So Trump had a race in DC? A race over a circuit? Or, as the Romans called it, a Circus. Did the Imperator also give out free bread to the plebs?

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why is the Commonwealth of Virginia coming for me?!?

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

They're saying Karoline used AI for this photo. I don't know. Seems legit to me.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My favorite Patriot Game event was probably the competitive book burning.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I decided to watch the Patriot Games, but I can't figure out why Mark Hamill is there? Oh wait, never mind. It's The Long Walk. I got my fascistic dystopian sporting events wrong. My bad. Go Katniss!!

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Decided to try out Trump's new toupee.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Um....yeah, as a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Each time Trump talks about the Strait of Hormuz, I’m more and more convinced he doesn't know what a strait is. I suspect he thinks a strait is a straight line.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Behind the scenes, I’m sure someone is having to tell Trump every 6 hours that No, he still can’t pardon someone for a UK crime. www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

mirror.co.uk

Donald Trump 'will allow Tate brothers to be extradited to Britain'

A total of 28 new charges with authorised against Andrew Tate, 39, and Tristan Tate, 38, by the Crown Prosecution Service

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

As a former USAF JAG, Lindsey Graham's death hits hard. Through no fault of my own, I just moved up one spot in the rankings of Shittiest Bootlicking Former USAF JAGs.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The shade of Miss Lindsey must be disappointed that he wasn't important enough for MAGA to pretend he's still alive for a month.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's not the obit I was looking for, but who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I can still enjoy the outdoors. For now.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If Trump is saying the fireworks on Saturday will be the biggest in history then that means there will be a couple of boxes of sparklers and some bottle rockets. Somehow though it'll cost $35million.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I think if you drew a Venn diagram of "People Who Believe Trump won in 2020" and "Americans Who Think Hitler Wasn't a Bad Guy" you would end up just drawing one circle. ⭕️

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Seeing that one of the reasons Kegseth had for renaming the DoD to the Dept of War was because supposedly we never lost wars when we had a DOW, I guess should we go back to "Defense" Department now.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

There's a potential cause to the Reflecting Pool issues that no one seems to be mentioning: they filled it with Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator, instead of water.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I saw a great comment regarding Trump's plan to go to the NBA Finals: It's odd that he's a Knicks fan since it was the Spurs that kept him out of Vietnam.

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Voldemuerte @voldemuerte.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

As a fan of history, I should be like a pig in slop with the upcoming America 250 festivities, but honestly, Trump has destroyed any interest I have.

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