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VnessHaze

@vnesshaze.bsky.social
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i’m not a crybaby, i’m THE crybaby she/her || chicana || ҉ ♊︎☾ ♉︎ ↑ ♐︎ || find me at your local bookstore bitch

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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry, my legs just got chewed up so I’m MAD. FUCK MOSQUITOES.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The reason I know god doesn’t exist is bc of mosquitoes. mfs only purpose is to suck blood? Spread disease? Make people itchy? Why?
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am so beyond disgusted by the White House Arcade bs, more than the usual disgust. What a complete fucking waste of money, time, and resources. How are people not ashamed of their party’s government inefficiency?
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
favorite movie + favorite show
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Book wrap-up for August :) Slower month due to being on vacation, but still read nonetheless! #booksky #storygraph
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I got to meet his eminence; the Grand Immortal Dictator at MCR San Diego… I’m still shaking lmao #mcr #sandiego
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syn 🫟🔞🪦🕊️ bip(hole)ar jayce believer @powerbottomvik.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry ??? im gonna mcfreaking lose it
ms puff from SpongeBob sitting in a yellow padded room wearing a straight jacket
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The whole ao3 v. wattpad thing going on on TikTok rn is such a psyop for KOSA. Be wary of your algorithms people, it’s heavily orchestrated…
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me when someone brings up that a fictional woman killed people:
Bart Simpson saying “she sure did.”
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
tiny flower my son gave me :))) 💛
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🩶Drop something metal 🩶
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Edward Elric Transmutes Automail Arm
ALT: Edward Elric Transmutes Automail Arm
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Also, nobody asked, but my favorite time of year is December bc that’s we me and my husband do our yearly LOTR extended edition marathon.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s about that time. I need to do my yearly rewatch of Twilight.
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My husband came up to me last night asking if I was writing fanfic again, to which I replied, “YEAH, I AM. DO WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM PUSS PUSS?” He left me alone promptly so I could lock tf in‧₊˚ ⋆ #ao3 #fanfic #ao3author
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
late, but my stats for last month :) read The Anthropocene Review bc I got in a little bit a a sad funk. Re-read The Odyssey in preparation for the movie. And continued my journey through the cosmere #booksky #storygraph
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
bits and bobs from today’s visit through the sculpture garden today :)
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I exercised free will-maxing 2 days ago on my way the Hadestown, I drove my car windows down, eating airfried coconut shrimp, BLASTing Von Dutch by Charlie XVX down that gd freeway. It was very cash money.
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🦇River Lycoris🦇 @nyxi-styx.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#HelpFolksLive2026 #MutualAid #HelpSky
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It was entertaining hearing people not familiar with the tale of Orpheus and Eurydice at Hadestown— the collection of gasps when Orpheus turns around made my heart hurt for them <\3 poor souls
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As a Greek mythology nerd/lover I am getting FED this month… seeing Hadestown today, and the Odyssey next week. I feel ✨giddy✨
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mexicanos— get to the front! We have to be EXTRA Mexican today!!! 🇲🇽 🫘🤎
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i feel like the world needs the catharsis of seeing the US get further than theyve ever gotten in the world cup only to get dogwalked to hell by Mexico
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
DC is literally feel like a fucking oven rn, this is the hottest I’ve ever seen it
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I miss the Encyclopedia Britannica!! My little undiagnosed ADHD brain would spend a stupid amount of time flipping through the pages, subject to subject, back in the day. All my random info dumping originates from those sets :’)
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TableTopBill @tabletopbill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m old enough to remember when this was a data centre…..
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
obSESSed with my new tattoo, my artist knocked it out of the freaking park. Shop 53 never disappoints 🤌🏽 already plotting the next one >:) #tattoo #art #ifuckinglovecrows
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Meowie Antoinette
A cat with its head turned creates the appearance of headlessness. Next to them is a basket with a second cat’s head poking out the top.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In my youth, I vehemently believed in keeping the spine intact on my paperback books. Now? I bend that baby over. I wanna see that crease. #booksky
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Stop buying books you cannot hold. If you do buy from Amazon, strip the DRM the day it arrives and keep a clean file somewhere they cannot reach. A book on your own drive is yours forever. A book in your Amazon account is yours until a lawyer in Seattle decides otherwise. c: @Hostis on X #Kindle
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Dude these lemon bars I made are about to fuck so hard
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Just finished the Mistborn Trilogy… I have indeed been converted. Brandon Sanderson count your days for making me ugly cry at work 🫵🏽 #booksky #cosmere #mistborn
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
my partner just told me i am more muppet than man. highest compliment truly.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
learning to use html code makes me feel like such a wizard mannnn
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a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .
ALT: a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
if there are two animals i never want smoke with, it’s wasps and geese
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
the way my jaw drooped during the little piggy side level. this game is so COOL #spiltfiction
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If nobody got me I know the Yellowstone supervolcano got me
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
pinterest love edition search for these words and post the first picture that comes up: love quote love song love aesthetic love letter 💌
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Girl dinner ✨valentine’s edition✨
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
DM: So the elves- me: twinks DM: -and the dwarves- me: bears DM: -teamed up against the orcs- me: leather daddies DM: Okay, you need to stop.
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VnessHaze @vnesshaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
❤️🩷🤍Happy Valentine’s 🤍🩷❤️ You are loved! You are important! You are enough!
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
when you rediscover songs you used to love.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
First guy writing alt text: There are some handprints, outlined in red, on a limestone cave wall. Not bad, considering there hasn't been art before
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