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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 9h

It’s nice when your head of health doesn’t know anything about health or health insurance.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 12h

To be fair making trump look like a clown isn’t exactly a heavy lift.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15h

Treasury counselor admits there's no plan to fund Trump's $5,000 checks to 245 million Americans. finance.yahoo.com/economy/poli...

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Treasury counselor admits there's no plan to fund Trump's $5,000 checks to 245 million Americans

David Zervos says “we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”

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Ronan Farrow @ronanfarrow.bsky.social · 17h

New project for you all: I produced “Musk,” Alex Gibney’s extraordinary documentary, rolling out now.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17h

Sen. Angus King says he sat down and made a list of everything Putin could possibly want from an American president. His conclusion about Trump? “This guy, this president, is doing almost all of them.” King then goes through the list. WATCH.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 18h

To paraphrase Drew Carey, Welcome to the club Joe - it’s called everybody (with an IQ above 4) and we meet at the bar.

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CREW @citizensforethics.org · 23h

BREAKING: We just sued Jared Kushner for unlawfully acting as one of the country's top diplomats without undergoing Senate confirmation or filing financial disclosures. It’s abundantly clear that he should be blocked from performing this outsized role: www.citizensforethics.org/legal-action...

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 23h

That’s alotta vandals. 🤡

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

elon musk sabotaged a Ukrainian military operation to help putin.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 23h

Daily reminder that Musk is human garbage.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It was the biggest jump in costs since May. We’re all paying more for everything because of Trump’s pointless war. Trump’s Golden Age? www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Pretty sure Biden is to blame for the oil crisis in the 70s too. 😒

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Turnip Elon Musk approves this message.

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Jesse @jessereed78.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

it's like Jesus was always telling his disciples

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God @thegodshow.com · 13/10/2026

Mentions of "Fauci" on X have mostly vanished since the data centers in Russia were destroyed by Ukrainian bombs. SMITE!💥

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I feel seen. 🤭

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To be fair, competent people have no place in this administration.

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

For the umpteenth time: Hillary was 💯 spot on, absolutely correct about Donald Trump 10yrs ago.👇

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I remember having an adult in the White House.

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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 12/10/2026

When does the federal raid on Kimberly Guilfoyle happen?

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To be fair he’s never banged a male couch.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To be fair it is a press ‘briefing’ and not a press longing.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 13/10/2026

Start the clocks

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

When I served as a best man the first time and had no idea I had to give a toast…

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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Man, look at this. Trump is a titanic f-ck up.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Kimberly: “Oh so everyone else gets to break the law but not me?! Not fair!”

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Imagine if Joe Biden had expressed admiration for a male United States Senator’s ass

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Somebody call Lil Pete Hegseth to check that guy’s T.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Putting the ass in Russian asset since 2016.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Tired of the free pass Elmo keeps getting because he’s a tech/business ‘genius’ when he’s also a giant piece of garbage.

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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 13/10/2026

A new documentary lays bare the human failings of Elon Musk—and the faith people put in him anyway, Megan Garber argues:

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‘Elon Is a Nuke’

A new documentary makes the case that Elon Musk is a human of mass destruction.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Once again if, at this point, you still don’t believe trump is a Russian asset then you probably shouldn’t be allowed around sharp objects.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Nobody likes Bill Maher as much as Bill Maher likes Bill Maher.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To be fair, here’s a turnip that looks like Elon.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Markwaynejoebob was just waiting for the right moment.* *when help came

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

😁😁😁

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Pete’s the dude at the gym who spends 5% of his time working out and the rest flexing in the mirrors.

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’m skeptical but if *checks notes* daringfireball says so it must be true…

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Turnip Elon Musk @vladhammer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

But it has to be true it’s from…daringfireball dot net…

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