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VJKplop

@vjkplop.bsky.social
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Actor, writer, comedian, poet. Dumb nerd, Gamer, Forever DM. “Be Excellent to each other.” “Party on dudes.” -Wylde Stallions

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Black background with white text that reads: fuck teaching girls how to square dance in PE, teach them how to punch a creep so hard he swallows his own teeth
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This highlight tape is exactly why i maintain Sophie Cunningham would not make a single other roster. If indiana had depth she would be out of the league.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strange, not one person is claiming Sophie Cunningham was robbed of 6th person of the year…. It’s almost like she’s a garbage time player that couldn’t make any other roster 🤔
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They say that exercise is 50% mental. Which is why I have become an expert on mental gymnastics.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PLAYOFFS BBY!!!!!!!!! @cleguardians.com
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Neal Ogwumike getting a double double in her second to last game is fitting. Good job tonight @lasparks.bsky.social!
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My video game origin? The thing that got me addicted to being punished? All the same…. Super Ghouls and Ghosts!
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
JOSÉ FUCKING RAMÍREZ!!!!!!! @cleguardians.com
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PATRICK FUCKING BAILEY! 🔫⚾️🏃@cleguardians.com
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I won’t say exactly what river I grew up nearest too. But I will say it became nationally famous for catching on fire…. More than once….
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Image border and text is in the trans flag colors on black background, it reads "trans lives matter more than harry potter" the words "matter more" are highlighted with pink flame. In fine print at bottom is original meme creator handle, @megemikoart
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
GTA VI is sure to disappoint a lot of people, and it’s sure to be enjoyable for just as many. However, if you, as a human being, believe that having an in-game romance for the character you play as is cheating… you need to have serious discussions with your HUMAN therapist.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mixing a Coke Zero with a Coca-Cola classic. The fat man’s Arnold Palmer
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Judas Priest Slayer Collective Soul Dragonforce Emilie Autumn Powerglove Megadeth GWAR Static-X Otep
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Characters that deserved better? Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Wolfwood Hi
ALT: Wolfwood Hi
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Get someone who looks at you like this
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The fact that we lost Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, two amazingly kind and empathetic human beings at 80. But at 80 a a pedophile like Donald Trump gets to remain alive and not face consequences for his crimes should be all the evidence you need to know there is no god.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a pettiness I endorse
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My highschool had 2 teachers get caught sleeping with students, one while I was a junior (the girl was actually in my fundamental physics class) and the other was the year after I left the school. The girl I had class with was a cheerleader and he was a 9th/10th grade English teacher.
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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
RE: trans women in sports from the viewpoint of a trans woman in a sports-adjacent career. every transition affects people’s bodies differently, and i really wish more people understood that instead of treating transition like it produces one universal set of physical changes.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🛥️ 💥 🫍
Michael Madsen (rip) as bud in kill bill vol 1an2 saying Those orcas deserve their revenge
And those yachts deserve to die
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
FUCK BOSTON #WPBL :)
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
First console was a SNES. The first games we ever had were: Super Mario World Legend of Zelda: A link to the past Super ghouls and ghosts (🐐) Ms. Pac-Man Super Bases Loaded Super Caesars Palace Mortal Kombat
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Without downloading new pics, what is it like doing you?
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Homer Simpson Disappears into Bush
ALT: Homer Simpson Disappears into Bush
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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two men hold power and solidarity fists in the air on either side of a sign that reads, "Racism is so American that when you protest it people think you are protesting America."
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
These mid term elections everyone MUST take a picture of their filled out ballot BEFORE they submit it. We need to make sure bad actors and anti-Americans like Donald Trump, Elon Musk and the DOJ don’t change our votes. We need to personally hold the government accountable with the receipts to boot!
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I saw The Odyssey today. The only thing that wasn’t really enjoyable in it was Matt Damon, but I think that may be bias, I’ve always enjoyed Damon more as a support than as a lead.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The best part about the Lindsey Graham funeral is it reminded that he and Mitch McConnell are resting in piss now.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 28/07/2026
‘SOS’ is NOT an acronym for “save our souls.” ‘Golf’ is NOT an acronym for “gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.” ‘Posh’ is NOT an acronym for “port out, starboard home.” ‘News’ is NOT an acronym for “north, east, west, south,’ OR “notable events, weather, sports.”
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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nope. He shouldn’t even be allowed on the ballot. Ineligible means ineligible. Don’t entertain any of this absolutely criminal, unconstitutional nonsense. Full stop. 🛑
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The superpower of autism is being immune to propaganda. The kryptonite is microfiber and too many noises at the same time.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Crash spittin facts
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Doing my part by reporting every article on my Google feed sourced from X as “Misleading or sensational”
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy Wednesday....
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s 2026 it’s time we replace the term Red Flag with Red Hat. If that person has red hat qualities, you don’t want them around you. Or especially around children.
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I have so many names...🇧🇬🇯🇵🇵🇱🇺🇦🇺🇲🇪🇺 @o10tam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@allelitewrestling.com There has to be a huge branding opportunity here with Alex Windsor
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
me abandoning Messi for Spain in the final
Grindset image of a guy in a suit flashing cash in front of smoke that says “Top 5 things ima do when 1 get rich:
1. Letting the money change me
2. Switching up on my day 1s
3. Forgetting where I came from
4. Ignoring my Loved ones
5. Ignore system injustice”
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Canadian Loyalist 🇨🇦 @shakespearesgal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yup … technology is not all it’s cracked up to be … #cdnpoli
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My first El Niño in LA feels like a Baptism by fire coming from a city that hasn’t seen the sun since 1940.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
“Even though we disagreed on much, Rest In Peace, Lindsey Graham.”
Goose Chasing Guy is an exploitable meme template from a webcomic originally posted by Jimmy Craig, creator of They Can Talk comics. The template shows a line drawing of a goose chasing a man wearing a goose-down puffer jacket and repeatedly asking him a question. The original comic was first uploaded in November 2020, with variations appearing soon after, particularly object-labeling memes.

The question is “What are the some things you agreed with him on?”
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Co-Worker: “Climate change isn’t real. It’s all a ploy to sell sunscreen, it used to be only white people needed sunscreen.” Me: “It’s the people who make sunscreen that are telling you climate change isn’t real.” Co-Worker: Brain melts, unable to reply.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The only song to give solid, actionable life advice #musicsky
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You’re the man(pejorative)!
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gяєαтѕαιуαgнσυℓ 🎃 @greatsaiyagirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ridley Scott & Douglas Trumbull didn’t build a futuristic and sprawling Los Angeles miniature with thousands of tiny lit windows for Blade Runner back in 1982, just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable.”
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FactsOverFeelings @thunderstorming.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tbh I went to Catholic Church classes where we did “read” the Bible. Catholics very much read the Bible, but not clearly understand it.
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great #filmsky (Not actually great but I hope this gif leads people to find this movie)
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
FACTS
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VJKplop @vjkplop.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
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Simpsons: I Don't Know How I'm Feeling
ALT: Simpsons: I Don't Know How I'm Feeling
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