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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 30/11/2025
5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London. I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
Four pictures of a ridiculous tuxedo baby who had no idea how pampered he was about to be. Look at his silly little face, he's got no clue about anything
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Proof of life. 👋🏽
Me, with a fluffy white cat. His name is claude and although he looks cute, hes often a bit of a twat. I love him.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My foster cat is dead clingy and has to touch me as he falls asleep. Im too warm the foot seems acceptable atm.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Just looked at my 5 bumble matches, all tall bald men with beards. Maybe I *do* have a type.
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 17/06/2025
£450k audit fees. TV licences. Foreign aid. Reform UK finds a big number, strips the context, and screams “WASTE!” Meanwhile, I’m here with my spreadsheets. Let me walk you through the difference.
bearlypolitics.co.uk
Show Your Working: A Challenge to Reform UK
What real efficiency looks like, why Reform’s approach is pure theatre, and why public trust depends on more than vibes.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Leo is up for adoption. Would you love to look at this silly face every day? He's super affectionate and a lovely young man.
Leo a tabby cat with a permanent shocked face. He is very silly. Leo peeking out from behind a curtain
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Smooth criminal was playing at the pool, turns out mum has thought for all these years that Michael Jackson is asking "Annie are you Walking" 😂
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
With the Alt thanks to lovely Daisy.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
10/10 first para that.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
4 days left with the big lad till he goes to his new home.
A large orange cat reclines on a bed. He has an impressive stripy tail.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Gave away some bloods, was quick and easy and you should do it too. (If you can)
Me, donating my blood.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Hes so on brand.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Wtf temu...
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Also big orange is still here. He's off for his snip and chip tomorrow. Hopefully a nice new home early next week. Is 5 orange cats too many, yes, it probably is.
A very derpy large orange cat.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Remember Rusty?! He's been back with me for a week or so now as his foster/adopt didn't work. No ones fault, the cats just didn't get alone. Since being back hes been showing me how clever and brave he can be.
Orange cat stands on a fence snoofing the air
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Well that was disturbing.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Ohh film about Ed Kemper, let's get that anxiety going.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Feeling too calm, might take a pro plus and watch a murder doc.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Decided the gin deserved better than a lemsip cocktail so made a dirty martini instead.
A ginger martini, dirty, stirred not shaken because bond was a wimp who drunk crap martinis.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Might pop some gin in my lemsip, it is Friday after all.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Back at it.
Me in a hottub. I've got boobs, sorry about that. But I can't really hide em.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Jealous.
Text: I saw that loads of Spain has lost power. What's happening. 

Response: plan b. With a picture of a beach and palm trees.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/04/2025
My little rescue for disabled and 'difficult' cats has some pretty big vet bills coming up. I'd love to book Rupert, Scooter and Widget in for their procedures but really need some help raising the cost. As always, DM me if you'd like to see proof, I have vet estimates ❤️
gofundme.com
Donate to Three special cats, three big bills – we need a hand!, organized by Holly Brockwell
Our little rescue for disabled and difficult cats is somehow sti… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Three special cats, three big bills – we need a hand!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Cars broken down, fortunately made it to the services. 😭
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
More please daddy.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
One of my cats appears to be broken.
3 cats. One has his eyes closed and his tongue out.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My big orange mate has stopped by.
Large orange cat with a very silly face.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The wind has delivered me a free umbrella.
An umbrella, blown into my garden.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Imagine how fun life would be without clinical depression.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Off to see a new knee doctor today. Will be fun trying to explain why I've been waiting for treatment for 9 years.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Cats protection have just been in touch. Not-Nigel is really called TREASURE 😖😖😖 I've sent him off with a note to take better care of their cat.
Orange cat, not wanting to leave, but must return to his house and not mine.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Giant orange boys who moved into my house of his own volition, is allowed in my room now I have more space. He seems happy with this.
A massive orange cat, who looks smug. Why so smug? Because he moved into my house. I've had no choice in this matter apparently.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'd love to do this, but the NDAs make it hard.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Well, Rusty has graduated cat school and is off to his new home. Couldn't be prouder of the progress this silly floof has made. 😊
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Not-Nigel the clone who moved himself in, has settled in the spare room!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Argh, he's a big lovely boss-eyed idiot. I dont need another cat!!
Orange cat who seems to have adopted me. Hes huge and fluffy and won't stop purring.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This cat has recently decided he likes my house. He's got no chip (but both his balls). Guess he's picked his new home.🤦🏽‍♀️
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It's really quite amazing how instantly the improved weather helps my mood.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Big up Mums
Your mum loves a sausage.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Mum: "I just feel dizzy and awful all the time" Me: "you've not drunk any water all day you're probably dehydrated." Mum: "can't be that I hate water." 😐
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
FAFO
Fuck JD Vance. Twat.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Guess who has someone coming to view for adoption 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Rusty, who was very sad and is now a beautiful orange cat.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Last episode of Severance is a bit nuts, eh?!
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Regular.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
When your girl gives you some clarity.
A whatsapp convo... me moaning about a dude. 

A response from a friend "is he even handsome enough for this shit"
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Claude is not yet ready for my bullshit.
A white ragdol cat firmly places his paws on my lips as if to keep me quiet.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Dammit the men are onto us.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Chillin on the sofa with your pals, like a boss.
Two orange cats. One is on the sofa for the first time. He looks proud. The other is asleep Both orange cats are now squidgy on sofa cushions.
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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Got second date tonight. (I know 9 days in between, but we've both been busy!)
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