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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 3h

Real Wicked Queen going after Snow White vibes here.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 9h

AZ congressional candidate.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 11h

I do not know what to do personally about an era where congressional candidates are being violently raped, but I hate living in it. The cultural cancer is out of control.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 11h

Remind me. When did that actually happen in real life?

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 12h

It’s OK. I can say it. It’s about me.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 12h

Oh yeah. $4 gas in Texas. Even in-state production and refinement will not save you from the domestic consequences of our military adventurism.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 14h

Does no one want to be an adult anymore?

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA

Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 17h

Remember that your entire American life is built on a foundation of innocent corpses.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Y’all are getting way too upset at a standard “Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory” joke,

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is so midwestern it has an accent.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“They must create Liberty Bibberty.”

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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you're having beer problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 bottles on the wall and a beer ain't one If you're having beer problems I feel bad for you son, I got 98 bottles on the wall and a beer ain't one If you're ha

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I want Mike Johnson’s Democrats, who are socialists who will work tirelessly to punish the administrative branch and their legislative and judicial cronies.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In fact, Jesus has too much testosterone. It’s called hyperandrogenism, and it’s a serious medical problem. His prostate is deformed and His sperm count is way down. He should seek treatment, but He’s made of fire, which makes examinations very difficult.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Congratulations you two! Cant believe it’s been three years.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s a wonder Wilson wasn’t actually a hindrance when the US finally joined WWI.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I do like the rainforest pyramid in Moody Gardens…

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you truly love me, you’ll finance a one-month vacation for me in the Faroe Islands.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There were over twice the number of votes for Trump in Los Angeles County than there were in Nebraska. Just so you know.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sometimes, but they do sleep a lot more than older people.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A Bolsonaro that isn’t currently hospitalized? Sounds like some kind of impostor.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s the priest whispering “very good” right before they see the other dog and lose it for me.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

certified dachshund behavior.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How the hell did I miss the cheetah ferret for 42 years?

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Punish everyone right down to the contractor who drove the equipment.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Will Smith, you will be vindicated.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But I don’t want to go to lunch with a fascist.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am now 44 pounds down from what I weighed in January. Take that, genetic predisposition toward obesity.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think we should make sure Jack gets to follow in Christ’s footsteps.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These days it is. They’re everywhere.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nothing beats getting cold before you get into bed.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A huge part of why Dems are so well poised for the midterms is that MAGA took over the Rep primaries and elected a bunch of losers, and we should talk more about how they’re incapable of making wise decisions.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Watch history in the making, folks.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No, look, I’m not talking about any of that. I’m just saying I don’t believe his story about the assault being motivation to make videos because he wanted to improve the world.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t think video game essays, even ones that touch on important topics, are an effective way to better the world. I think his motivation to make them is unrelated to his assault, and it’s unreasonable to believe he chose to make these videos as atonement.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A rabbit with a gun that understood how to use it would be merciless.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh you’re defending him. Well, that’s gross.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

OK? I never said anything about his position giving him personal power. I’m talking about how he claims being a predator drove him to try to make himself and the world better. I’m saying that is bullshit because making YouTube videos about video games doesn’t improve the world.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What the fuck? I’m saying you don’t make the world better with video game analysis videos, and it’s stupid to ask people to believe that was your motivation for making them. How did you get the idea I was saying anything about power?

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m just saying, if I was trying to improve the world as personally imposed penance for my past as a sexual predator, I would go with something like firefighter or social worker, not video game YouTuber.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Your drive to make the world better led you to become a video essayist focusing on video games? Is that really what we’re going with here?

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Jean Baudrillard, stop being right!

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