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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I gotta recommend Valor Mortis for a lot of reasons, but especially the way they didn’t make mutated dogs for their dog enemies and used twisted French soldiers.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The gelada, or bleeding-heart monkey, is one of the few species besides humans that cheat on their mates and show awareness that cheating is wrong.

A baboon like monkey with a glorious brown coat like a cloak around his shoulders. There is a bright red hourglass under his neck and on his chest.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Joy Behar is understandable because of the understanding between Italian and Jewish actors.

The two strong men shaking hands meme. One is labeled “Italians playing Jews” and the other is labeled “Jews playing Italians”

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We need a name for our line of giant trucks. What about an animal that’s known for crashing into things headfirst?

A metallic ram's head over the word "RAM" on a white background. Everything is silver-gray.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The best way to explain the EXTREME trend in comic books in the 80s and 90s is to explain how Ghost Rider, the guy who rides a flaming motorcycle and has a flaming skull for a head, wasn’t quite EXTREME enough, so they made Vengeance, a new guy with even more fire and bones.

A man with a flaming skull for a head that also had spikes and tusks. He is surrounded by flames. His rib cage is protruding from his chest like sickles. He is wearing a motorcycle jacket and has a tucked skull for a belt buckle.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They really meant that “no noise” bit.

Tweet from The White House an hour before that silent event:

Get real-time updates and live events streamed
DIRECTLY to your phone. No noise. Just the news that matters most - straight from the Trump Administration.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Fun news today from Belarus. Their current potash production run is literally already sold.

Belarus does not have any available volumes of potash fertilizer for supply to Western markets. All of the country's production has already been sold under contract.
TodayPress TV
reports
that
Belarusian
President
Alexander Lukashenko said this during a meeting with Vladimir Orlovsky, chairman of the State Customs Committee. The information was released by the Belarusian leader's press service.
According to Lukashenko, Belarus has managed to redirect commodity flows eastward. He cited the ongoing
negotiations with the United States as confirmation of this.
"Even if we wanted to supply potash to other destinations, to Western markets, we simply do not have the volumes for that - all of it has already been sold under contract," Lukashenko said.
Giymat Mahir

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

No, I don’t think we’ll be getting any Belarusian potash any time soon.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I could treat this myself if they still made this.

Label on an old bottle reading:
ONE NIGHT TRADEMARK COUGH SYRUP

EACH OUNCE CONTAINS:
ALCOHOL, (less than 1%)…..4 1/4m.
CANNABIS INDICA,F.E.,…….4 1/2m.
CHLOROPHORM,………2 1/5m.
MORPHIA, SULPH,……..1/8gr.

SKILLFULLY COMBINED WITH A NUMBER OF OTHER INGREDIENTS

DIRECTIONS

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I called a place that says online that it’s out of a sandwich and they were nice enough to make me one and it’s terrible.

A canine that looks vaguely like a German shepherd leaping at a bird. His back legs are on an outcropping of rock that opens up to a long drop to a desert with a road running through it. The dog might catch the bird, but gravity will catch the dog.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Most accurate post of this decade.

Tweet from Pete ❗️❗️:
oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot
to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What the AI sex cult thinks it is vs what it actually is:

A crowd of people in bronze lighting dancing and starting an orgy.

Frank and Dennis from It’s Always Sunny wearing long-nosed masks and looking at a buffet in an apartment.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“OK, one picture, but we have to make it quick. If we aren’t back at six, the ship won’t wait for us.”

Two guys in casual clothing standing in front of airplane wreckage. They look like they’re on vacation.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just a reminder. Don’t get too high on yourself.

Liz Lemon, a white brunette with oval glasses, is looking up to the right and slightly smiling. The text reads “- ALL GOD’S CHILDREN ARE TERRIBLE.”

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How you sleep when you have no responsibilities.

A grey pit bull with his head propped on the armrest of a brown couch and his bottom teeth showing. He is the kind of unconscious I have never experienced sober.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Posting on Bluesky is a Homeric endeavor, but this Homer.

Marge and Homer Simpson looking at a green parrot from across a mall pavilion.

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

These are some sick kids. They run for office and then give themselves serious brain damage that turns off the compassionate part of their brain. They’re are calling it Fettermaning.