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ethan stone :) @ethanstone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I FUCKING DID IT OCTO EXPANSION WORLD RECORD 3RD TRY OCTOSHOT SKIP!!! (immediately followed up by the worst e3 and e4 ever but we CLUTCH UP!!!!!!)
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 03/09/2026
Fuuuuck once you notice your first local business using AI you start noticing it fucking EVERYWHERE irl 😭🫩
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Visible @visiblereality.au · 06/08/2026
nooooooo
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sketbordcat @sketbordcat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is the full game about magnifying horses. Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse comes out on August 10, 2026. i made a trailer to celebrate the occasion:
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Big Man telling the mechanic "Ay (I like your Portal 2 cosplay)"
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AgentCyan-SPL @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We won SOS lantern bracket, with an incredibly silly comp >:D @petey.au "Rapid Blaste Pro - WNTR" @luminouslamp367.bsky.social "1 kill, 8 chumps" @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social "If I reefslider into their face for an 8th time it'll work" AJ "Gal Deco in your Spawn"
Spam wins SOS Lantern Bracket
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Visible @visiblereality.au · 18/07/2026
🥇 Jingle Jangle 16 with @jsplat.bsky.social and @zalph.bsky.social! GGs everyone, this tournament was so fun. Thanks to coco and all the other staff for running the tournament!
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 02/07/2026
you wouldn't be having any of these problems if you used linux you'd have different problems entirely
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Vitalik Buterin @vitalik.ca · 02/07/2026
"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters". Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters". (You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber
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T.N.T @totallynottails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
NO LITTLE GERMAN RED, DON'T SMOKE THE JOINTEXPLODEN!! Das is good joint- (gif made by @visiblereality.au)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@Chris_novas

(The Prince rolling his katamari towards the trolley problem victims)
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell @tomska.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
(at coffees shop) me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ? woke : no we only reassign youre gender me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 01/06/2026
Been a while since I’ve seen a steam review this unhinged lol
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 27/05/2026
Which one is honk shoo and which one is honk mimimimi
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팀장🏳️‍🌈 @teamsira.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
아제 새벽애 주운 망고 한마리를 봐줘
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Portal comic.
Chell runs out of a room of turrets, holding a screaming Wheatley.
Wheatley: I can't believe we're not dead! But just so you know...
Chell, exhausted, sits down against a wall and puts Wheatley down.
Wheatley: I, uh, was willing to nobly sacrifice myself. As a bullet shield, for you. Because I'm made of metal. But it's really nice that I didn't have to do that. I like not dying.
Wheatley (blushing): But if I DID die, I um... I...
Wheatley (getting serious): Would've wanted to be laid to rest in my hometown.
Wheatley pulls up a heavily watermarked stock photo of Bristol, England. Population: 494,400. Main exports: Wallace, GromitPortal comic (continued).
GLaDOS turns on the intercom.
GLaDOS: For your information. Your little ball friend isn't actually from the UK.
Wheatley: Pssh. What? Yes I am.
GLaDOS (gleefully): No you aren't. We just made you like that because we thought it would be funny.
Wheatley has an existential crisis and starts sobbing.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 20/05/2026
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I uploaded the tool I made for that one comic. Go to aperturelogo.courtesycalling.com and please have fun
Screenshot of a website that lets you generate the Aperture Laboratories logo with custom text. The custom text here says "hey guys check it out".
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 17/04/2026
unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:
hieroglyphs code
#coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming
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Ruric @ruric.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Fight stick found at my local FGC tournament
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zallard1 @zallard1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I did a speedrun of Glass Joe on the newly discovered prototype of Punch Out! It doesn't play any audio though, so I ended up doing a complete restoration of the audio using very advanced tech. Please hear the tech you won't regret the tech. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Fj...
youtube.com
Punch-Out!! (Prototype) - Glass Joe [0:39.25] (Audio Faithfully Restored!!)
YouTube video by zallard1
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Visible @visiblereality.au · 31/03/2026
But I'm always Visible!
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".
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sketbordcat @sketbordcat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i made a game about magnifying horses #gamedev wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnif...
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Horse Magnifier by wer8888
game where you magnify horses
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Skand Hurkat @skandhurkat.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You can also put in a __main__.py in the zip, and you now have the ability to run $> python business_plan.docx
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'Nox @ missing riptide :( @droprockcandy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
is anybody else OCCASIONALLY getting old undertow alongside new undertow this fine 11.0??????? huh??????? #compsplatoon
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Lamp 🏳️‍⚧️ @luminouslamp367.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Real, 95% of maps are fun if you are pure of heart
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 18/01/2026
Hammer throw? Hammer high tier now, actually
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Kensaroos @kensaroos.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Kensaroos got together IRL at Fickle Fest LAN in Sydney on Saturday, placing 4th in some of the most hype Splatoon we've played in our 2.5-year history. Left to right: @petey.au inkbrush @roxystar.bsky.social s-blast @NES-Rovys swig @totallynottails.bsky.social edit @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social coach
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Visible @visiblereality.au · 29/12/2025
lichess.org/@/WorstFish 2025 recap
lichess.org recap:
122,629 games played
3,234,727 moves played
198 days, 14 hours spent playing
favourite time control is rapid
most played opponent is AfanasievViktor
0 puzzles solved
most played opening as white: Grob Opening: Other variations
most played opening as black: King's Pawn Game: Other variations
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 08/12/2025
guys i can explain
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 12/11/2025
JUST HAD AN OPENS TEAMMATE NAMED KATE ON VAC RAPID THIS CAN'T BE A FUCKING COINCIDENCE WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ADDRESS ME MF
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AgentCyan-SPL @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I would like to issue a formal apology to every team that got absolutely decimated by jumping 3 power clams with a Reefslider. This mode isn't real.
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Visible @visiblereality.au · 04/10/2025
I think this is the best post-tournament pic we've ever taken (and the ftiu run was also cool i guess)
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Kensaroos @kensaroos.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
What's that!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! 🥉3RD PLACE FTIU 88! @totallynottails.bsky.social This Louie is so FLY @visiblereality.au Did not crash out over the Brush @roxystar.bsky.social Went left on Humpback RAIN @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social REEF CHEESE!!! GGs to everyone! We're sorry Clam blitz exists!
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 01/10/2025
Sometimes I forget Kensaroos is still a Splatoon team occasionally, most of the time we’re just a group of fellas brainrotting about Australian public transport or Balatro or Deltarune
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kouneyagami @kouneyagami.hajimeli.net · 06/08/2025
smots gaming
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Kensaroos @kensaroos.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
GGs to everyone we played against in FTIU 83!! WE WON BRONZE BRACKET!! Big thank you to @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social for playing with Kensaroos and we wish them luck. @visiblereality.au - 3rd fragging! @totallynottails.bsky.social - First Bracket win @roxystar.bsky.social - 1 Roxilian kills
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 20/06/2025
A solid 30% of the people I consistently play comp Splatoon with are aroace or on the ace spectrum cheers folks you’re all cracked
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chess!! @videochess.world · 18/06/2025
happy pride
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
IMPORTANT
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Kensaroos @kensaroos.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This post is very late, but we have a new banner! Thank you so much @crombld.bsky.social and Ivy for the art to commemorate Oceanink Series 11! <3 Left to right: @visiblereality.au @roxystar.bsky.social @petey.au @totallynottails.bsky.social
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Kensaroos @kensaroos.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Kensaroos wheeled ourselves out for another rare tourney appearance, tying for 5th in Twilight Zones #0 Gold Bracket! - @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social Dread - @visiblereality.au Ttek - @totallynottails.bsky.social Edit - @petey.au Pen - @roxystar.bsky.social Range Blaster
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grubhub @grubthehub.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
hey uhm im so sorry but im a competitive splatoon player not the actual grubhub… thats just my game name
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YT➔MP4 📺🛜⏯️ @ytmp4spl.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
im so sorry but we're a competitive splatoon team not an actual youtube to mp4 conversion service
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Visible @visiblereality.au · 17/05/2025
Feels good to finally win a bracket, GGs to all the teams we faced!
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