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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Finally, I’ve been so looking forward to this #elitedangerous update

Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

So, you know that mirror text thing I mentioned on the bottom of the Cobra V.... Yeah - sorry about that. ....Are you enjoying your new Panther? #elitedangerous #frontier

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

This misprint is on the underside of your Cobra V I'm sorry to bring this to your attention because you won't be able to unsee this now This may make your OCD twitch a little #elitedangerous #frontier

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The High Wake @thehighwake.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Thank God #EliteDangerous is so rich and deep that it's almost impossible to run out of ideas for animations and funny pictures to welcome new patrons. Thank you, @moonshade-gaming.bsky.social ! Please accept this picture "Lunch Break" as a token of my appreciation for your support o7

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

That question: ‘Tonto, what would you like for Christmas this year?’ [Tonto dream sequence: conveyor belt full of expensive #tech #gadget things Tonto dreams of. Tonto then considers the vast expense of each item…] ‘Um, agh, don’t fuss over me, just get me some socks.. ooh #elitedangerous Arx?!’

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Some people, including family, think #EliteDangerous is just a ‘Computer Game’ Pfft! Yes, there are ‘computer games’, but then there are ‘alternate second life simulations’ (ASLS?) [might need to work on that] To them I’m ‘Dad’ and ‘husband’ But I’m also Cmdr Virtual Tonto (plus an alt or two)

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I was slightly surprised to find our #EliteDangerous Titan, hokey-cokey-Joe, hovering somewhere over the US this morning. I had expected to find coke-break-joe hanging menacingly over a certain office complex at the Cambridge Science Park in Cambridge UK 🤷🏻‍♂️😜

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

#EliteDangerous confessional I didn’t get up early to witness cockle-shell Joe explode this morning Worse than that I didn’t go to bed The 8yr old portion of my 50yr old self was too giddy to sleep. Stayed up talking about Elite and D&D and character development with my son Quality insomnia o7

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

#EliteDangerous Fans Unite for Thargoid Titan Explosion Streets eerily quiet Public transport empty - ghost rides Coffee queues suspiciously short Dogs, puppy eyed, What about my walk? Cats in passive-aggressive protests - demand meals Authorities say 'It’s just a game' Not a real alien invasion

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Played #Elite-1984 when I was a kid and dreamed of being a space adventurer when I grew up. Now I get to be a space adventurer in #EliteDangerous I ditched the option to be a grown-up and chose to just be a slightly bigger kid instead. Also ditched a decent head of hair too!

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Ah #EliteDangerous Thargoid overlord I see you already have an ‘Earth brochure’ from the agent/realtor Yes, its around 4.5 billion years old 100 to 117 billion previous occupants A Planet Coaster? I suppose maybe (salt in the wounds?) A Planet Zoo? For the human race? I mean, yeah, you could..

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Cocijo (pronounced ‘Cocky Joe’) is a Thargoid rock music band currently performing a ‘whistle-stop music tour’ of the bubble in #EliteDangerous Note to humans - shows can only be enjoyed by humans or other Thargoids who are connected to the hive mind. 🤘🎸

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

When is your #EliteDangerous Anniversary? Can't remember? 1) Login into your Frontier Account www.frontierstore.net/customer/acc... 2) Go to 'My Orders' 3) Flick to your earliest purchase history... (You may need to flick back through purchase history) Happy #eliteversary Commanders

Image showing Frontier Elite Purchases.
23/09/2015 1x Elite Dangerous
08/11/2014 1x Elite (1984)

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Thank you @algo-fodder.bsky.social for sharing @tocoso.bsky.social 's #EliteDangerous music with me. Tocosco - how did I not know about this already?! Cracking depth of talent in ED community - never ceases to impress me. Love it. I have talents too.. [Tonto pats his head and rubs his tummy]

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Does anyone know of a marriage support group for partners of #EliteDangerous players? I’m (cough) just asking for a friend.

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I’ve heard some people describe #EliteDangerous as miles wide and an inch deep. Pfft… No. The depth can be found in the friends you make in the games awesome player community. 10 years in the game and still no less inspired to be ‘paying it forward’ to help new players like others have helped me

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

You have nothing worth posting. Everyone else’s content is awesome. Your #EliteDangerous stuff is boring. Nobody will be interested. [The little voice in my head when I open up social media in general] Imposter Syndrome? or maybe Afraid Poster syndrome?! 😁

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Okay, welcome everyone to this Elite Dangerous System Auction, I see many of you are looking forward to buying and colonising your very own system. Just a quick check before we proceed - are there any Thargoids here? ‘No, no, no - no - clack-clack - no, no’

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Virtual Tonto @virtualtonto.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

With the recent announcement of player system 'colonisation' coming to #EliteDangerous , I thought it might be worth doing some window shopping. All those systems, so much choice... Which system will you choose to make your home?

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