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You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally.

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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 3h
I finally got access to the Disc to Digital program yesterday. The only game I own I couldn’t get the license for was Armored Core VI. Bandai Namco and Square Enix, pls get with the program. It was very cool to download the PC version of Onimusha last night.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 3h
I can’t wait for October 15th for the physical version of Control Resonant. It’s difficult dodging people’s reactions and responses of which are no value to me. Alas, I’ll finish 007 First Light, then E-Day is next. Ace Combat 8 also got me curious. Fuck, video games, man.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 3h
If a game is signposting but it’s subtle and fits the aesthetic of the game, that isn’t “yellow paint”, that’s good environmental design. The “yellow paint” phenomenon is signposting that is zero effort i.e. why is there random splotches of yellow paint all over in this context? It’s different.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 3h
@boniverwi.bsky.social released '22, A Million' 10 years ago today. A look back...
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Bon Iver's '22, A Million' Turns 10
“It’s important to make it sound new,” Justin Vernon explained. “It used to be just a G chord on a guitar for many years. The longer I’ve done it, I’ve become interested in a bunch of other sounds, to...
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Call me a simple man but this and D2D definitely has me using the platform way more than I have in the last 3 years.
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Kawaii Hulud @bsviggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YES
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give me Square Enix and Bandai Namco next and this feature will be a true godsend.
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Time Extension @timeextension.com · 29/09/2026
Half-Life Dreamcast Has Been Decompiled, Freeing Source Code And Adding Online Multiplayer
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Half-Life Dreamcast Has Been Decompiled, Freeing Source Code And Adding Online Multiplayer
'Rise and Shine, Mr. Freeman'
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am simply done with Quentin Johnston
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want Harbaugh’s hat, where2cop? Navy on the white bolt looks clean and classic.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep seeing Vigilante on the back of these Bills Nickel City helmets
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s me, the one Chargers fan on Bluesky, signing on and ready to suffer.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something kinda profoundly sad about watching someone go “I’m live on twitch!” which is already cutting away a layer of attention you can give something, then you’ll see them in the middle of the stream posting on social media about how “cool” something is. I can’t imagine anything is fun like that.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think Parks and Rec fans need to calm down about The Office. They’re very similar shows. They both have a terrible ending season that makes you wonder why this got this far. Only one of them whitewashes shitlibs.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026
"star wars is still a profitable corporate-owned intellectual property for children"
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmao I guess Colin Moriarty’s Castlevania ripoff was too much of a loss because “his” indie developer seems to have moved away from him. As a former LSM listener, there was something very much “drink the Kool Aid!” about purchasing and pretending those little games were noteworthy or good.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stolen out of Fresno two weeks ago.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The lesbian bar story is so uninteresting. It isn’t new or revelatory that people in the leftist spectrum use it to for their own personal comfort and don’t give a fuck about any other actual individuals or community. If anything it’s par for the course. Talking about it is useful for your enemies.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brother, I rip my discs and stream them in my own home. We need to stop creating fake issues.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God, I really do want a Steam Machine still. Started up Code Veronica X on the Series X (lol) and am enjoying it so far but started thinking “man, I would really love to replay RE2 in this same comfortable fashion”. Yes, I could plug my Deck to the TV and Bluetooth a controller, but I want a box.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Mythic Achievement News has my sicko ass looking at the Steam Perfect Games I’ve done since 2022 and making a list of games that I wouldn’t mind replaying AGAIN. That’s one thing I suppose that’s nice about liking achievements, sometimes a new list is all it takes to come home again.
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike Mignola, “The Sabbath” (2026), watercolour on illustration board, 38.2 x 46.4 cm.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I missing something with Metaphor: ReFantazio being re-released in November in a Steelbook edition? Don’t get me wrong, I have a copy preordered, I just can’t think of instance of a game re-releasing itself two years later, same exact content, but with a collectors case edition.
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GamesIndustry.biz @gibiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bungie says it's "not done with Destiny", aims to earn back player trust by restoring archived Destiny 2 content Studio acknowledges Marathon "did not reach as many players as we had hoped" and emphasises it was "never intended to replace Destiny" www.gamesindustry.biz/bungie-says-...
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Liam @ GamingOnLinux @gamingonlinux.com · 22/09/2026
Classic physics-based browser game Happy Wheels gets revived on Steam #NativeLinux #Steam
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Classic physics-based browser game Happy Wheels gets revived on Steam
Happy Wheels is a game all about getting from A to B, and failing constantly while creating a rather amusing bloody mess.
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is truly a sad and wild story. This LEGAL GROW was: not paying workers, using immigrant workers, housing them on site in poor unhealthy conditions and using known illegal poisonous pesticides AND someone died! There couldn't be a bigger indictment of California's regulatory system.
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
chart dorks are just pants on head dipshits, to be clear
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s one more leg of this restructure to take place. That’s worrisome. It’s all thanks to Game Pass. I think if they do all this restructuring without a similar overhaul of that product, it’s not going to matter in the long run. The bloat was too much, and now look where we are.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder if the news of Turn 10 getting absorbed into Playground means that we’re never getting another Forza Motorsport game. Would be a bummer to lose the simcade half of the Forza franchise. I love Horizon but I want both.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obsidian folded under Bethesda makes sense, especially given they’re working on a Fallout game currently. I think Arkane will weather this (I hope) but Ninja Theory seems to be in danger.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Halo being freed from the yoke of 343i/Halo Studios can only be a good thing I imagine. It was a team that seemed to fundamentally misunderstand the IP they were assigned to, three times, over the course of 14 years. Campaign Evolved was good but too slight to save them.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
guy who’s been repeatedly hit in the head and completely lost his memory and higher cognition: How could Governor Newsom DO this???
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow, uncanny to end week 2 with a poor throw to a covered Derius Davis. Wtf is going on with this offense?
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goddamn these defenses
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, seems like I was right to be skeptical.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Response from Amazon about the recent Criminal suit. Overview of the full filing, though the filing is where the specifics are. I'll link to that in the next post. I'm trying not to editorialise, but it would also amiss not to say it includes a straight "no, the gun thing did not happen."
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Amazon MGM Responds To Lawsuit Against 'Criminal' Creator Ed Brubaker
Accused of sexual & racial harassment & more by a now ex-staffer, Criminal creator Ed Brubaker, Amazon MGM & other defendants reject the allegations & the whole premise of the claims
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re telling me a Graham Platner defender is having an active Bluesky crash out and attacking everyone? You don’t say. Shocking, really.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's so gross to distinguish truth from falsehood. To not be gross, we should fall for false made-up things that don't exist. Otherwise, we are being disrespectful.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a feeling this was gonna be a success. I’ve only played like 45 minutes of it but I can see real potential with buddies. Love to see it blowing by recent successful shooters when it’s not even 1.0.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This shouldn’t be a hot take but Xbox should make online multiplayer free. Game Pass has so many tiers that I have to imagine the amount of people only paying to play online is a single digit percentage. If Project Helix is simply also a PC, you’re gonna have to contend with free online anyways.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Probably not gonna happen, but I would love for the Rockstar Games Industrial Complex to produce something that isn’t GTA after 6 ships. I miss Midnight Club dearly and I think a modern one could do quite well in a world where Forza Horizon is *the* main and only choice for AAA Arcade racing.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somebody please inform @jeffgerstmann.com
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still thinking about that throw to Derius Davis in double coverage. Herbert will get right, but once Ladd was off the field, seems the offense went with him.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 14/09/2026
twitter became unusable for me when musk killed tweetdeck. since then it's only become a worse and worse user experience, to say nothing of how it's explicitly a far right propaganda machine. all that's keeping a lot of people there now is familiarity and hollow feelings of clout
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t get the smoke Kojima gets in a world where video game “auteurs” can’t manage to ship a game in over a decade, when Kojima produced Death Stranding 1/2 over the course of 8ish years. Sure, maybe he goes over budget but the man has shipped many games, recently even!
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the Wolverine reaction today is why it’s ultimately a shrug for me when Sony said no more PC ports. Like, that’s your right, but you’re huffing laughing gas if you thought Ghost of Yotei and Wolverine are killer apps worth buying a console for. Have fun monetizing the base.
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Onimusha is still using dead actor likenesses and it makes me feel icky, but for no particular reason” bravo Aftermath, great work
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Virtual Balboa @virtualbalboa0.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Legendary fumble. Sony is exclusively making bad choices these days. Damn, I guess that means Project Helix will actually be good.
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