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Mr. Jones

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Justin Logan 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @justinlogan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My second favorite palindrome is: Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 3h
meat on the bottom prego
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Asanté @asante89.bsky.social · 6h
I’m sorry but I had to
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 6h
it couches
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 7h
Y'all I accidentally bought a large premium bag of Halloween candy at the front of WinCo because obviously I didn't think it would be $24
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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 9h
The Great Angostura Famine—the event that turned bitters into the caviar of the alcoholic—took place just weeks after Barack Obama’s first inauguration.
wweek.com
Why Are Bitters So Freakin’ Expensive?
Marty Smith
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Rick M @rickmartin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Autumn fruiting raspberry 🌱 #Bloomscrolling #PlantSky #Fruit #Macro #RedWed #ColorADay #EastCoastKin
a ripe red raspberry (Rubus idaeus), featuring plump, glossy red drupelets and fine hairs
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 9h
there is a mental list of people now that I have and even I don't know the complete list but it's basically like if I see any of these people out in public in my entire lifetime, it could be God willing 40 years from now and I'll be tossing my walking frame and doing a runner at Rubio
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 9h
I wonder what today's special KFC bucket of money combo is
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11h
Entitled freeloader
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 14h
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Palpatine Says 'Dewit!'
ALT: Palpatine Says 'Dewit!'
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 14h
Nobody even wants to try anymore:(
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brown bear floating along in Bristol Bay Alaska: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Baba Yaga's grand daughter
A small child in a brown hat and lime green large coat. She has chicken leg feet and dripping hands
She looks innocent
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone, in fact, put Baby in the corner
A die cut word is sitting in the bottom corner of a shipping crateAt closer look, the die cut word is “BABY”
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the diarrhea is already inside you
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Could one of them please be mine?
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupor Intelligence
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Zzz Donald Trump
Alt: Zzz Donald Trump
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the bog of eternal stench
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
How can I skeet at a time like this.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/0...
oregonlive.com
Police accidentally shot Portland K-9 Kylo during attempted arrest of homicide suspect, police say
Police also identified the suspect killed.
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goodnight
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im doing ai shit with my mind right now it's not even hard
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you're never too old to treat reward train yourself I went to the dentist today
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna's so old she's like a Game of Thrones character
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dove chocolate wrapper says some shit like, don't let the hard days win piss off
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Legend's Beauty & The Beast with Ariana Grande
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep thinking.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvZV...
youtube.com
The Willamette Meteorite | The Largest Meteorite found in North America
YouTube video by Anything History
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carmen Sanpellegringo
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a problem shared is a problem doubled
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i cannot go to bed at 6pm
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember to use your PTO, sorry I meant kill the CEO
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sick of the mayor's shit
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ByvAnthony Theakston
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☻ ᵖᵃᵘˡ ✿ @trashtacular.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You didn’t create a clothing brand. You designed a logo, found some wholesale blanks from China and had your logo printed on them. Be serious.
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HEY MAYOR WILSON!!!
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Hey Mr Wilson Hey
ALT: Hey Mr Wilson Hey
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everything everywhere all the fucking time
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Series 5 episode 2: Lady Mary has her maid buy a condom
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For my Make-A-Wish I want to do an 8ball with Nigella
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Robotomy @robthefourth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No hot gay on British Bake-off is a recession indicator
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☻ ᵖᵃᵘˡ ✿ @trashtacular.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May have found the greatest bag in the history of bags
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Bang Bang (artist formerly known as VicViolence) @vicviolence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PROFANE
KFC cereal complete with hot gravy instead of milk
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lady Edith Grantham returns from 9 months in Geneva with an actual set of tits and no one thinks she went abroad to have a baby ?
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
test him for drugs he looks like a dive bar cranked-out tweaky loader
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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You in Danger, Girl
ALT: You in Danger, Girl
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John Ix @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just rewatched that Millicent Martin song from TW3. Absolutely ice-cold, biting, shaming satire of the KKK/American right . Non PC, but it works despite/because/in spite of the chilling 'terms' of reference. youtu.be/dOKqzJJvEOw?...
youtu.be
Millicent Martin - the Mississippi number from the Last TW3 - '63 - live
YouTube video by disparatedan
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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the problem is maybe i change my mind and want ai and data centers to kill us all quicker
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