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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎

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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨, 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. -𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐨
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was me 5 minutes before my alarm went off this morning.
When your alarm hasn't gone off yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tri dat.
I can't stop clicking
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Snow/ICE Patrol
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hotel light switches would be harder without helpful translations...
No fumbling
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@terryleopard.bsky.social I meant to ask you what you thought of "My Neighbour Totoro"?
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being homeless means you don't have a home.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Technology will save us all...
"Could not connect to translator service" on a sign
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New FBI car stickers just dropped...
FBI dogging
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quesadilla vs Kong #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutMexico
Godzilla vs Kong
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My supermarket has just told me to reserve my Christmas delivery slot and that has annoyed me a bit.
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So, I started a YouTube Channel in 2014 and life got in the way and I moved away from video content. I'm now trying to resurrect this zombie channel. I never monetized it. Why, then, are ads appearing on this latest episode? I'm certainly not making money off these. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8yh...
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The Warrior's Skull
YouTube video by Dr. Lindsey Fitzharris
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Friday BSkyers.
Do not touch bread with hands, please use tongue
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apocalypse Later #ASongOrMovieForBeingHesitant
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Smart TVs and related devices are getting a bit dodgy... www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvFu...
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LG Isn't the Only TV Company Spying on You
YouTube video by RTINGS R&D
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning BSky. Easily done - who hasn't been distracted by a rotisserie chicken while driving?
Finger licking good.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good morning Bsky.
Sorry I didn't text you back for a month.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everything reminds me of her...
She's a gas lighter
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lord of the Onion Rings #ASongOrMovieForFoodNames
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did you know that the actor Tom Hardy is also a rapper (Frankie P)? www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO68...
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Tom Hardy Can REALLY Rap?!
YouTube video by Jon Denton
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It seems tonight is 90s night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs5q...
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Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless) (Moreno J Remix)
YouTube video by Moreno J Remixes
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I like a good film score. Quite enjoyed the Mandalorian and Grogu score. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP0-...
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Ludwig Göransson - Your Turn, Grogu (From "Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu"/Audio Only)
YouTube video by DisneyMusicVEVO
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@iain.coys.social @notthatmilo.eurosky.social Looks like a Spurs win 😬 arstechnica.com/information-...
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VMware migration reduces Tottenham Hotspur's licensing fees by 85 percent
Pro soccer team's CTO points to "issues with the Broadcom takeover."
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What's the matter babe, you haven't touched your Shrekfast?
Shrekfast
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's close to midnight...
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Been a bit of a week (just poopy work stuff), but I forgot that I put some wine in the wine rack before I went on holiday, so I shall start with this Penfolds which was probably on offer at the time.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tribute bus
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Worst fortune cookie ever.
You're kinda like Rapunzel, except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember to have valid photo ID when buying onion rings, folks.
18+ onion rings
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah Wednesday, like being stranded in the sea between two islands.
Happy Humping Day
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Morning BSkyers.
Comic strip about sheep going to the cinema
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMKZ...
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Nothing But Thieves - Tomorrow Is Closed (Live from TRNSMT Festival, 2023)
YouTube video by NBTVEVO
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reminds me of doing gigs in my late teens and into my 20s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvEb...
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HONNE - Warm On A Cold Night | Sofar London
YouTube video by Sofar Sounds
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_id...
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Swan Lee - 2001 - Tomorrow Never Dies - Album Version
YouTube video by Jan Knudsen
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't wanna...
"Rock"
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Local ale must be done I suppose.
Jail ale of Dartmoor
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
3 hour walk in the moors to start the day.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Round of mini golf then beer.
BeerMini golf
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Home for the week. Not as green as last time I was here.
Dartmoor
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Took the boys for a pre-season game (partly because kids are only £5). Sat on the opposite side to usual.
View from the North stand at the Tottenham Stadium.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Richard Scarry
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This was my face just now. I was added to a Teams chat at work, asking what something was on a server. I explained what it was then joked that I "would ask IT for a better solution but it's already been a decade..." I think notice that there are 3 IT people on the chat...
Oh shit
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Drove the Chevy to the levee
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy Thursday all.
Catman
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I took the kids to see "My Neighbour Totoro" in the West End, last night. Very good family stuff. The music was amazing performed live (not a musical though). Cannot find a good recording, but here is some of the music separately. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF3J...
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Joe Hisaishi - My Neighbour TOTORO
YouTube video by JoeHisaishiVEVO
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tru dat.
What are you watching first?  Ads of course.
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Give them space when they have to swerve round this sign.
Great sign placement
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Do we really have to keep doing this?
Bored of hot weather
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oops, it's empty.
Empty beer
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𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 @samsonite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A bit of after lunch cycling in France. Thankfully only mid 20s with a breeze, although getting warmer.
Cycling in FranceCycling in France
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