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Sistine

@vibingsistine.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ (e: 06/02/26), 22yo, spa/eng, adhd/autism. Unfiltered ""Alt"" 🔞: @sistineafterhours.bsky.social (This might as well be my main)

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santi ︶︶ @sangoko.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m an FA again, trying to push myself again and harder this time ^_^ ✧ Anchor FA ~ More in alt text I’m down for teams / projects / pickups anytime just hmu . 🩵 + ♻️ appreciated #competitivesplatoon #compspl
weapon ִ   pool   
   ︵︵ Mains ; Hedit , Vheavy , Rapid Pro
⌣⌣ Pockets ; Pencil , 96 , VBP⠀
 ⓘ  splatling pref but can play other stuff.
  ⊂ Some Results ⊃
⟡ 1st in SOS 218 SZ in Lantern
⟡ 2nd in Biggest Fish in the Sea 21 Silver Bracket
⟡ 4th Place Gold Bracket CCLT
⟡ 2nd Place Lantern SOS 209
⟡ Low Ink Beta Jan 2026  
-# Sets ; 
⟡ 2-1 jelly squids (d4)
⟡ 2-1 Saturday Night Speedle (D5)
⟡ 2-1 Snowfall (D5)
⟡ 2-1 Inkception (D5)
ꕤ More on my sendou 
 ᨓ ⠀ Looking for⠀~~◡◡~~ ⠀ ✧
╰ Div 6/5 , NA-Based.
╰ Minimum 2 sessions a week.  
╰ LGBTQ + Neurodivergent Safe
╰ 16+ at least , I’m 18.
╰ Values communication in and out of game. 
╰ Willing to let me off-cooler at times 

. . .⠀🍧ᐢ..ᐢ *Feel free to DM me at sango_ko on discord
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
New account, felt like being actually able to use my account more freely
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Sistine @sistineafterhours.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Follow here if you care about what I'm doing and actually wanna hear my dumb rambles and thoughts. Just be warned this will be an 18+ account and I'll talk kinky shit and will not be afraid of reposting porn.
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Sistine @sistineafterhours.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey, decided to make an "alt" since in all honesty I don't feel like I can talk about the stuff I want in my main since minors follow me and it's been kept mostly sfw. This might as well be my new main, where I'll post most of my stuff. Other acc will be relegated to Splatoon stuff and will be swf.
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Serebii Update: New Abilities have been revealed for Mega Evolved Pokémon in Pokémon Champions Mega Meganium gets a new one called Mega Solar which sets Sunlight when a move is used Mega Emboar gets Mold Breaker Mega Feraligatr gets Dragon Skin - Turns Normal-type moves into Dragon-type
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I've seen basically everyone agree that the devs got a bit crazy with reg blast radius buff (which I agree). But like, why is no one talking about bucket, decav and the likes getting it too, I know it's less but like hitbox is not what those weapons need AT ALL. Bucket is fucking crazy good rn
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Inkling Performance Labs @iplabs.ink · 22/02/2026
The Splat World Series returns for 2026. #sws26 Tune in to the Splat World Series 2026 Season Reveal on 21.03.26 at 5pm PT / 8pm ET / 10am JST to learn more. Available in English and Japanese voiceovers found on IPLSplatoon (Twitch, Youtube) and splatoon_zone (Youtube)!
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Gen 10 looks... Good and polished?? And they still have a year of dev time. It feels so weird seeing a Pokemon game and not have to be like "Please don't let this be how it looks once it releases" I am for once very hopeful for this gen. Please don't fuck it up.
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
dawg, what is gacha game content even about anymore 😭
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I need to lock the fuck in and instead of having exec disfuntion/choice paralysis I should actually start playing more games instead of replaying the same games over and over again, online multiplayer or not. Also get a job, but I'm trying I swear, finding something currently is so hard.
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
started e: 06/02/26
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Chara @prochara.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Maybe Its just my own bias but it just seems like a weaker mentality to complain so heavily about a weapon being OP or braindead or unhealthy, when it effectively just came out and everyones matchup experience is either nonexistent, or 8 years old in 2 prior Splatoon games. We should learn first?
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Pokken might be the most mishandled Pokémon game ever, it's crazy that such a good game basically was DOL due to terrible marketing, being region locked for a long time, releasing on the WiiU and somehow getting even less push when it re-released in the Switch. Also a very unfortunate first EVO.
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Diam @diam.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Flow Aura State write-up (alt text in images) #Splatoon3
Flow Aura State requires you to reach 100 points to activate. In this, I will be referring to these points as flow points for ease of reading. Here is a list of things that can give you points.

 - Painting 10p grants you 0.8 flow points (0.6 flow points in Ranked modes)

 - Kills grant 23 flow points, up until 75 points in which it will grant 15. 
  - Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 75 flow points or higher.). This can repeat (eg. getting 3 kills in a row will apply this on your 2nd and 3rd kill).
  - Killing someone with Flow Aura grants an extra 10 flow points. 
  - Getting the first kill of the lobby grants an extra 10 flow points. 

 - You or your team causing a Wipeout grants 10 flow points (stacks with kill).

 - Getting an assist grants 4 flow points. 
  - If the assist is through a damaging method specifically, this increases to 14 flow points instead. 

 - Dying causes you to lose 5 flow points.
  - If your death is by a stage hazard, this increases to 10 flow points lost.While you can reach 100 points without getting kills, Flow Aura State will not activate until you get a kill. 

Your flow points decrease by 0.2 every second. If you have gone 5 seconds without gaining any flow points, this increases to 3.3 flow points lost per second. 
Once you have Flow Aura State, it lasts for 30 seconds. Any further kill or assist adds 10 seconds to this timer, but it caps out at 30 seconds total. 

Flow Aura State grants 30 AP (aka 3 mains) of Intensify Action, Run Speed Up, Swim Speed Up, and Ink Resistance Up. This cannot go beyond the usual cap of 57 AP.Notably, some parameters differ in Tricolor Turf War. Below, I've bolded any values that have changed compared to normal. (I am not sure how to denote this in alt text, my apologies.)

Attackers require 90 flow points to activate Flow Aura State. Kills grant 23 points, up until 65 points in which it will grant 15. 
Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 65 flow points or higher.)

Defenders require 110 flow points to activate Flow Aura State. Kills grant 23 points, up until 85 points in which it will grant 15. Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 85 flow points or higher.)Another thing to note, there are parameters for many ranked objectives that are set to 0, essentially making them go unused. I will note them below, as they could be considered in a future patch.

Painting a Splat Zone.
Breaking the enemy Clam Basket Barrier.
Depositing Clams into the enemy Basket.
Gaining points with the Rainmaker.
Breaking a checkpoint in Rainmaker.
Gaining points on the Tower.
Breaking a checkpoint on the Tower.
Trying for the Ultra Signal in Tricolor Turf War.
Obtaining the Ultra Signal in Tricolor Turf War.
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
youtu.be/e1sFVuzlzzE Someone found out that shark got shadow nerfed
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アプデでサメライド遅くなった!?
YouTube video by 【最強サメ使い】RyoTaゲーム配信
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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
they called it flow aura in eng
A splatoon draw over a comic. Character A is saying "dude you need to get the fuck out of my house you smell like pure unfettered ass" while character B replies "ITS CALLED AURA BRUH". They both look like inklings and character B is under the effect of flow aura
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just as a note for comp players, casual players are fucking HAAATING the flow state mechanic, I've seen so many complaints about it and almost no praise about it. And admittedly I think this mechanic sucks really bad for turf, it fine for ranked but turf ehhhh
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What the fuck
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I would also add c96 being 180 into this, it has no sub and I want more cooler variety idk if it's too cheap for the type of gun
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Splatoon 11.0.0 patch copes, I put most of the things I would want but I'm aware we're probably getting at most 2 pages worth of changes (1/2)
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"That you Jynx? I see Smogon roped you into this too." "A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back." "I thought I heard something critting..." "Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means." "Yeah. trouble."
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Logan McCloud @hyperchaotix.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The only way I can tell some gaming event happened these days is my feed on social media is basically this:
The "I FUCKING hate VIDEOGAMES" variation of the 2 cakes meme format
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Hidorisu @hidorisu.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
You ever so needy for your long distance partner you commision a body pillow of them Just me? ... Hehe...
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"Hi bluesky. I forgot this place existed!" *Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks* "Bluesky is dead, guys."
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My fiance is the cutest thing in the world, I want to hug her like a plushie so badly
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I forgot this was a thing
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Abispots - (COMMS OPEN) @abispots.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
COMMS OPEN!!! Gonna be really honest here, I'll take some time finishing these, life has been hard but also I take responsibility for my family expenses. If you still want a cool piece of art by me feel free to DM, thank you!
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Chara @prochara.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Me when I'm at a sushi restaurant and my orders taking too long.
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Chara @prochara.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
What I need to see is this scene taking more stock in these new teams and players that are coming up. There's a lot of competition i'm seeing in NA from teams like Freeflow, Duck Motif, and Gourmet Race. I want to see more content around them and +1 voting to be more open to the new suggests.
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
evergreen
Just pirate it
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
steam blew up
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I am alive over here btw, I just mostly lurk
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Join us on Sept 12 at 6am PT for a #NintendoDirect! Tune in for roughly 60 minutes of information on upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games. Watch here: ninten.do/6010siIIw
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Pep @pepverbsnouns.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
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Abispots - (COMMS OPEN) @abispots.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! Just DM if you are interested, and help me share if you can <3 #FurryArt
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Transphobes would have a lot less reach on here if everyone stopped arguing with them and quoting their posts to dunk on them, they don't give a rat's ass about your arguments and enjoy wasting your time.
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Birthday
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Wife is very cute
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Sistine @vibingsistine.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Ado today :)
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srroy @s1owroy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
We’ve announced the new registration process for AREA CUP and other events we host. All steps are in the post on the AREA CUP Global account. Participation is now much easier for global players, as English is available. Any feedback is welcome. x.com/splatzones_g...
x.com
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Grey @greyspl.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Declaration of Inkopolis
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Jared @isjared.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Some of the spectator takeaways from the tournament makes me want to make a rant video about the entire thing why west "sucks" sentiment when it just isn't as cut and dry as people are making it seem
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Pika @pikadave465.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Despite our collective copium SWS was an absolutely incredible watch. That caliber of play and commentary is already one of a kind, and to have it supported by some of the best production and even stat tracking that we've seen especially for an online event made for something truly special!
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Gus @gusplatoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
In any sport, physical or electronic, access to quality resources is essential. It is not a surprise that western teams got sent to losers in the Splat World Series. You cannot expect the best players in the west to beat the best region in the world if they never consistently practice against them.
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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LeonMandala @leonmandala.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Mejiro McQueen 💜
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Inkling Performance Labs @iplabs.ink · 01/08/2025
The stage is set! 16 of the best teams in the world convene to fight it out in the Splat World Series finals. Preview all the teams and their seeds in the video below. Do you think you have the script to our show? Call it. You can make your prediction in the form below. youtu.be/8yYbxHROxOo
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Meet our 16 Splat World Series Finalists!
YouTube video by Inkling Performance Labs
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