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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, the Nobel prizes have been given to a bunch of nerds while all the recent advances that jocks have made in football go unrecognised 😞
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Smoke breaks must be a great way to fart outside and cover up the smell.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Stranger to blue water" is such a romantic way to say all the lakes are brown.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh boy, my new job sends us fake phishing emails
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This eagles fan at the bar as the worst voice it is possible to have.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just a reminder that "AI" Is just Japanese for "love" ❤️ (They love robots in Japan)
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/OtZf7YqgUXI?...
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DUNE but it's a Comedy Movie [4K]
YouTube video by grunklekev
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All movies have the same number of jokes now. Comedies. Superhero movies. Crime dramas. 10-20% jokes by volume.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are there any conventions for non-hierarchical labeling of things? Feels like a new frontier for some niche of sociology
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ai generated characters always have a vaguely British accent, that's how you know they're not human
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Basically remove as much possible that is not a fight scene or drugs.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least 10% of the runtime should be psychodelic spice visions, rendered as DMT trips.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still suits have jump jets. Paul death ending from the 70's script. Bene Gesserit can shoot lightning like Sheev Palpatine.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biggest change: Harkonens attack the Atradies in orbit as they are arriving, with the spacing guild abandoning them as the attack begins. Crash on planet plays out as the harvester scene with the sand worm, Leto get Duncan's death, Paul meets the Fremen less than an hour in.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the spirit that Dune is just going to be adapted every 20 years, and the latest version is very accurate to the book, I am brainstorming how blasphemously cut it down to a single 150 minute film.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeeaaah
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh yes, I'm in the office at 5:00 a.m. every morning except for the one morning I demonstrably wasn't. What a miracle, obviously God loves the rich.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been seeing some conspiracy talk pop up about all of the billionaires who skipped work the morning of September 11th, and I think one aspect that gets overlooked is those type of people just constantly lie about how much they actually work.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Just a Patrick looking for my Lindsey"
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My new office is 75% women. And it's not a small office.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Using the cold rain this morning to burn off that smell from the first time you turn on the heat each year
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Weird that the Spiderman newspaper comic ran daily for 42 years with its own continuity and somehow never gets mentioned in discussions of the character.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rewatching Pacific rim, I forgot just how amazingly good the costume and art design were. Biggest thing I'm picking up is how much AI art was trained on this movie specifically.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Question is much more interesting the more problematic you make him, otherwise he is just another detective in the roster without much in the way of gimmick. I'm proposing something like an anti-hero Riddler, who Is anonymously creating trouble without overtly breaking laws
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Petition to recast Vic Sage as a Superman villain, with his pseudoderm mask looking like rorschach's under x-ray vision. the idea his mask is chemically bonded to his face makes more sense to as an anti-superman mechanism
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Big question, when they finally announced that Mitch McConnell is dead is will there be an inquest to determine the time of death or will his attending physician be allowed to just sign off on it.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spooky poem, haunted by Dissonant meter and misplaced rhymes
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Well today is the day to really focus on cleaning my apartment" Two hours later I am leading an impromtu tour group downtown.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026
The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
An AI generated image of a fictional PS3 Capcom horror game titled "Cedartown PD"  depicting a donkey with glowing eyes attacking a police officer.  The tagline is "fear. Corruption. No Escape."  It is rated "M" for "Mature"
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In July, peas grow there.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As someone who has not played MTG in about 20 years, I am extremely upset to learn that rule Rule 113.7a exists.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There is a part of me that is sympathetic to business owners that prefer working with red states. However, the current political climate is such that I would like to torch any business that says that out loud.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jock Joker vs Goth Batman
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did not realize that there was a subset of heraldry dedicated to dishonor. Ill have to work up a Sin Banner incorporating as many of these as possible.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have known many witches and I am more powerful than all of them.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What do you expect them to put the laws up for a vote or something? Run them by committees? How would that even work?
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mitch McConnell hoovering up souls like a necromancer to keep himself alive
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ugh why do all these companies want to hire me? I like being a bum.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There is one glorious moment when you first grok calculus and it is like you are flying. It's probably what tricks people into majoring in math, And quickly dissipates in calc 2 when you are just memorizing equations again
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trying to convince a friend that precalculus does in fact pay off as if it was an HBO series.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Perhaps in Villeneuve's original dream casting, Lynch played the emperor and Walken is playing-Lynch-playing-the-emperor.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One minor complaint with Villeneuve's Dune was that Kyle MacLachlan was not used for either the Emperor or Count Fenring. Would it have been distracting in the latter case? Probably. But it would give him an excuse to cameo in the final scene. Plus all these characters are supposed to be related.
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Check in on the drag queens in your life. They are having a hard week.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
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Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.Donald J. Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My first week of kindergarten I had a disturbing dream about how the school was going to turn us into dinosaurs and sell us. Recently wondering if it was inspired by that island in Pinocchio x Jurassic Park
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Where's my Euripides fandom?
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vexillomancy.bsky.social @vexillomancy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This whole thing about companies destroying books so they can scan them Is probably playing chicken with the regulators because the government could stop requiring them to do that. Not like book publishers have a lot of lobby money left.
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