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Eleanonion

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to shout into the void about the New York Times top TV list thing. It's obvious that most people polled from this list have only watched American and British tv (only 1 non-english show on the list).
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
armpits
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was ahead of my time
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
01 Aug 2026
Heathcliff stands in front of an easel, having painted a large painting of a garbage can. Behind the easel are a bunch of finished paintings, also of garbage cans, which look identical. Iggy and Grandma Nutmeg watch him work, and Iggy says "He's in a creative rut."
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壺 @doskoi777.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
14 Jul 2026
Heathcliff leads a line of cats down the sidewalk. Each of the cats has a small fishbowl with a fish inside perched atop their head, and each of the fishes says "Bro". Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "A group of Brofish is called a 'shoal.'"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
what's going on with indiana
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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SSSS_Sam @sssssam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
UUUUUOOOOOOOO
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's onion time
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
onion
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SSSS_Sam @sssssam.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Ellie and my massive haul from ACen
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i bet a million dollars that you won't guess which article this is from
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
... proceeds to show me the best anime I've ever seen
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When all the puppygirls have grown old and deergirls have ascended into legend - when the reign of the oniongirls begins, let it be known that I was an oniongirl before it was cool.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
21 Mar 2026
Heathcliff is walking in the park with a fish in a small fishbowl perched upon his head. The fish says "Bro". He walks by a couple, one of whom also has a fishbowl perched upon his head. The man's fish says "Bro". The man looks at Heathcliff and says "Bro."
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
09 Mar 2026
A dog catcher talks to Grandpa Nutmeg holding a large net out behind him horizontally, the net hanging down like a basketball hoop. Heathcliff jumps up and throws a pug into the air towards the net with great form as the dog catcher says "He's got a high pug percentage."
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
07 Mar 2026
Heathcliff sits contemplatively in an armchair, surrounded by several framed pictures of meat, with a few pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling on wires. Grandma Nutmeg stands at the doorway with her friend and says "His aesthetic is meat core."
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Wii sports is the best game ever!!
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
12 Feb 2026
Two birds sit in a bird bath. Heathcliff watches them from nearby bushes, wearing a bib that says "DAN". One of the birds says "Be careful, Dan."
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
06 Feb 2026
Iggy, Heathcliff, and Pops, Heathcliff's convict father, stand in front of an ice cream truck. Iggy says "Two cones and one prison tray."
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If I lived before coffee, I would sell my soul itself to the dysphoria demon in return for a piping hot pint each morning.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
29 Jan 2026
Several mice wearing scarves build a giant block of cheese out of snow in the Nutmeg front lawn. Heathcliff and an incensed Grandpa Nutmeg watch them sculpt out the window, and Grandpa says "Have you no shame?"
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
LUPIN THE THIIIIIIIIIRD! LUPIN THE THIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!LUPIN THE THIIIIIIIIIRD!
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I just discovered that my phone thinks I live at my local diner. I may have a problem
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
On no! They're adding midichlorians to Eva now* *now=decades ago
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Went to pour out my estradiol pills, tipped it too far, and now there's a bunch of estrogen dust on my counter. Resisting the urge to snort it
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Life update: I just ate radioactive egg whites
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
O, Barnes and Noble email confirmation link! Someday I'll find a browser you can work in.
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Eleanonion @verysleepyellie.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Moving my 2026 media thread over here. First 2 posts are Jan 1, next is Jan 3, and the one after is Jan 4
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