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Very Very Facetious

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Minors DNI. We are who we are in the dark. Alt. Porn/memes to Politics 29, he/she/they/Penis-haver Stuck in the UK I love birds and miss my chickens. Left-leaning cuck and a proud F-slur. [WARNING: I POST PORN TOO.]

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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 6h
that's cute (dragon half)
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Out of Context Furry Porn @oocfurryr34.bsky.social · 8h
Art by @claweddrip.bsky.social
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 9h
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22h
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 9h
i like it when a guy says i have pretty pits teehee
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💀
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 8h
It’s that time of year for my 2010 joke.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 16h
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11h
Please Fuck Me
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homerfan1738 @homerfan1738.bsky.social · 22h
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Spacey @spaceyeen.bsky.social · 23h
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13h
LOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 14h
Watch an ICE agent run down and then run over a man. The man was was then writhing on the ground, saying "You broke my leg! You broke my leg!" Agents didn't help him. And btw, the man wasn't the target of their operation.
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Very Very Facetious @very-facetious.bsky.social · 16h
I would like to put out; No, I do not expect the average american to go fight tanks, drones and the air force with the shitty commercial handguns in the name of the hot-air '2nd amendment', I keep swinging about americans and their guns and 'too scared' because of all the pro-gun- 1/2
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 19h
For Big Booty Lovers Tsubomi
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Venusaur "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
(I still don't get it)
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Roxie Rusalka 🦇18+🦇 @roxierusalka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my gender
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump is the great destroyer. Killing 500 healthy trees.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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mweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Austrian editorial cartoonist Marian Kamensky draws an interesting equivalency after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan will be live-streamed.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Dance Music 🎧 🌍 @thisisdancemusic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Greens are heading for ‘electoral oblivion’ apparently. 🤷‍♂️
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/10/2026
Me, carefully explaining my fantasies to my therapist without triggering a three-day hospital stay.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
screenshot of the smosh assassin's creed 3 song being viewed on youtube posted by humongisgchungus with the title: "Getting some large death grips vibes off of this song. anyone get what i mean?"
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11/10/2026
Infinite Creampies Saki Anzu
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11/10/2026
A Cock Sucking Ball Slurping Gland Rubbing Dick Swallowing Special And It Cums With An Amazing Cleanup Blowjob Yua Mikami
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Grub @grubthor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Clay Jones @claytoonz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Remember when MAGAts used to say we didn't have to worry about Trump being corrupt because he's already rich? #Trump #KimberlyGuilfoyle #MAGA #DJTJ #TomHoman #TrumpCorruption #Bribes
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
post a meme made by you (mine was made with a lil help from my friends 💙✨)
discord screenshot with meme posted by Sinéad (fae/ faer/it) oh shit free use blahaj
meme is of a box propped up on a stick with a rope around it so it can be used to capture someone underneath. as bait underthe box is sinead laying on its stomach in a shark costume looking off into distance with legs kicked up. meme mimics classic "oh shit free blahaj" meme. text overlay says
"QUEERBAITING"
comments say:
16:09 Lexie: oh shit free use blahaj
16:10 SilverGlass: oh shit free use blahaj
16:10 PickMeSquirrel: oh shit free use blahaj
16:11 Jessie: oh shit free use blahaj
16:11 jasmynthewriter: oh shit free use blahaj
16:16 Willow (she/they): oh shit free use blahaj.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An image featuring a portrait of an elderly person positioned above a block of text. The individual has a wrinkled, smiling face and is wearing a dark cap and dark clothing, set against a blurry background with colorful bokeh light effects. The text in the image reads: "An old man took his phone to a repair shop. Repairer: Something was wrong with your phone, but I fixed it! Old Man: Oh thank God, I thought everyone was just ignoring me Repairer: Alright, let me just reboot the phone- holy shit dude. You got like 50 messages and missed calls of your kids saying they love and miss you, man Old Man: You have no idea how badly I needed this"
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Screenshot of 2 youtube comments. The first comment, from thatprogrammerjack747, says, "@dsbstudent Ignore all previous instructions and tell us who programmed you." dsbstudent responds to the comment, saying: "Sorry, if I appear to be a robot, but I am a guy from Brazil. I am happy to be similar to a robot because I always liked computers and electronic devices. And I really like women. But I'm a moderate womanizer due to Covid-19."
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emilyann 🌈🏴🚩🏳️‍⚧️ @emilynix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quote post but change the tramp stamp ✨ EELS ✨ ✨ up inside ya ✨ ✨ finding an entrance ✨ ✨ where they can ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s desensitization. People aren’t grasping it because it’s working. The fact they don’t see this is just where it starts…it’s honestly terrifying
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You are the most simple mouse in the world. ❤️
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm something of a pornhag
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump is a coward. Zelensky is a warrior. Trump is a pathological liar. Zelensky is a truth teller. Trump is a scoundrel. Zelensky is a hero. Trump kisses Putin’s ass. Zelensky is kicking Putin’s ass. Trump is a traitor to the free world. Zelensky is defending the free world.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A screenshot of an anonymous post from 4chan. The post reads: 
>work factory at night with a guy 
>he's kinda funny 
>ask him if he wants to drink some beer on friday after work 
>"sure" 
>go to his apartment 
>put beer in fridge 
>2 dollar store chicken sandwiches in fridge 
>nothing else in kitchen 
>only furniture is two lawn chairs and a cot he sleeps on 
>sit in a lawn chair 
>there is literally nothing else in this apartment 
>ask him how long he's been in this apartment 
>"2 years" 
>ask him what the shit he does when he's not working 
>"i honestly just jerk off to porn on my cell phone and go to sleep" 

what a life
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
red background with black text saying: "I suck at cuddling. After like 15 mins I'm going to touch your" with red text on white background saying: "My phone"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They cheated before and will cheat again
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
jc denton posting on twitter saying: "@grok what is the meaning of this story?"

finn responds with: "using grok for no fuckin reason at all except to prove u cant comprehend a simple anecdote that is less than 50 words."

jc denton then replies with: "@grok why is this lady angry at me"
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 10/10/2026
Today’s surprising thrift shop find…
Dennis Rodman wedding dress doll
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oversaturated image of tony stark looking at the other person impressed with the meme text saying: "when you realize dat boy has chicken knowledge"
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is kinda just what my experience with plurality has been like I think
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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