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Vernal Trash

@vernaltrash.bsky.social
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All power to the people Toronto-based hack musician, hack bartender, hack DJ, and all-around I have cats. @workerscompband youreentitledtoworkerscomp.bandcamp…

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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Emirates paid a marketing team to push their lavish business-class flights to me, a person watching Netflix with ads.
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CausticMF @causticmf.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Every Time I Failed You is the track that took years to get out of me. Logan (of Cygnets fame) did me the absolute honor of providing vocals for it. I can't believe how well it turned out and getting this right was so important to me. On streaming now and on BC presales. ❤
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Look at this absurd cat. Does she even know? Thank you for coming to my presentation.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
2025: has-been conservative guy from mediocre nu-metal band finally reads lyrics to Born In The USA; Gets VERY upset. Love to see it.
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Alex/Digital Geist 🎹 @digitalgeist.com · 29/08/2025
Can’t even jerk off to Korn anymore, because of woke
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
If they're not going to stop doing it, they should move it to Oakville or Richmond Hill or whatever rich city's residents come into Toronto to watch it. See how much they love it all weekend.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Adding to the chorus: fuck the airshow
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
SAD
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Trying to imagine a scenario where in 1998 I could have correctly predicted that in 2025 Læather Strip would be covering a Robyn song. One of the few bright spots in the worst timeline.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Geez, who knew?
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Solidarity with the striking workers. Pay your workers, @aircanada.bsky.social Know your rights: airpassengerrights.ca/en/blog/air-...
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Air Canada Strike 2025: What Are My Rights?
A stark contrast between Canada's APPR and the European Union’s gold standard of passenger protection.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My favourite is that blending two 5% beers together, you get a 10% beer
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Alcohol enjoyers: What's the deal with people who think less ice = more alcohol? What other nonsense hypotheses have you heard?
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The best part of having a rehearsal space is that sometimes, when everything lines up *just* right, it sounds like Beirut is being fronted by the guy from Infest.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Hyperpop is the third-wave ska of 2025.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The most embarrassing person you can be is the person who lectures the elderly Costco sample person about how the chips have seed oil.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
wait a second! i just realized we can charge way more for food and everyone still has to buy it!!!
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Seriously, they grow up so damned fast!
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
She's the third!
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I just need the world to know that we just adopted this cat. She is great.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It's always time for HORSIN' AROUND
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is an excellent reminder for me to try and refill a script and book an eye exam. Bless you my fwend.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I finally saw the Steven Seagal episode of SNL -- it truly is the worst episode, and that's no easy feat. The BTS stories by cast and crew are far more interesting than watching the horrors unfold. Seagal is terminally humourless.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 27/02/2025
(Telepathically to everyone in the world) quick while soft power is being dismantled do communism. They aren’t looking
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My back muscles were screaming yesterday. Discovered muscle relaxers. 8/10 might try them again. Rest up and feel better dude!
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
YOU GOT THIS BIG DAWG
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I have it on excellent authority that Galen Weston wants Canadians to take a few treats for themselves from his stores without paying, as an apology. This is in lieu of him lowering prices and making life more affordable for the working class.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Lots of hushed talking about the oncoming tariff war, and the LCBO ceasing to sell US products. LCBO is one of the world's largest purchaser of alcohol, so this could get interesting. With that in mind, I'm all for suggestions on Canadian products.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Ahhh damn. It's been so hard to do streams over the last while since I've been back working in bars. Miss you folks!
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It's not safe out there alone. Have these images of Ellie and Puff to take with you. #catsky
Very perfect multi-coloured cat, perched upright and staring into the camera while seated on a bedVery perfect black cat laying on her side on top of a couch, with paws stretched out to her side, staring into the camera. A hand reaches out to stroke under her chin, exposing her prominent lips. Her ears are pointing outward.
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Citations Needed @citationspod.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
In this News Brief, "Media Won't Say a Nazi Salute is a Nazi Salute and How MAGA Became Too Big To Fail," we detail how elite #resistance is MIA, how grassroots activists are fighting back, and how Musk & Co can, more than ever, apparently get way with anything. soundcloud.com/citationsnee...
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News Brief: Media Won't Say a Nazi Salute is a Nazi Salute and How MAGA Became Too Big Too Fail
In this Inauguration coverage recap we detail how elite liberal resistance to Trump is MIA, how grassroots liberals and leftists are working behind the scenes anyway to fight back and why Trump and th
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I vaguely recall purchasing that app years ago because it was very useful, and then going to use it again at some point and I felt like a completely different, more terrible app. Such a bummer.
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Larry Savage @profsavage.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
CUPE Ontario launches anti-Ford "Fire the boss" ad campaign in advance of provincial election. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RR6... #canlab #onpoli
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Fire the Boss. Fire Ford. – English
YouTube video by CUPE Ontario
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Also I just discovered that I can string posts together. Bless anyone who reads this. Unless it's you, Doug. You're dog shit.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you let a room full of chimps draw random terms from a bag and arranged them in the order pulled to create a character, those combined terms would make more sense than Doug Ford. That character would also be better suited for public office.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
He's the physical embodiment of building a character so bad that no one would take you seriously. Just a fart-sniffer of a person that should not exist in reality because to list his record out loud is like letting an AI create the least-believable 80s business baddie.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I think in 2025, while the options are pretty mediocre across the board, one candidate stands out -- Doug Ford. Somehow he is Scooby Doo villain-level bad. Like, a character so poorly written that he'd get binned in the 1st draft. #onpoli
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“Why would Musk do a Nazi salute?” Well aside from the fact he agrees with a lot of Nazi ideology he’s a heartless troll who knows he can get away with it then giggle about it with his gamer friends later. Because he knows he’s Too Big To Fail. Because he knows the ADL, media, etc will brush it off.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Please accept this picture of Ellie and her (very real) Opossum, Cassandra. They are twins
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Americans, for a low fee I can screen-record tiktoks for you so you don't need to miss out.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
All I wanted to say to someone tonight at work was, "Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT -- PABST BLUE RIBBON!" Alas, not a single Heineken order.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Few things in life are as wonderful as the moment you get to play My Dick for a friend who has never heard them.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Woah, they did actually make a Robbie Williams biopic? And gave it an international release? The same Robbie Williams who was briefly popular in the 90s in North America, and has no longevity in pop culture beyond that? Who could have known no one would care? WHO?
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Appreciate it!!
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Do you like to #PUNK? We released another track, "the River; the Sea". youreentitledtoworkerscomp.bandcamp.com/album/ii Proceeds from digital purchases (II, individual tracks, and remix) go to CPFQ as well as Gazan families.
youreentitledtoworkerscomp.bandcamp.com
II, by Workers Comp
5 track album
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I usually do it with the sink tap, and try to push bubbles out as I go. The fun never stops in this house!
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Fair. I've been using a Hario v60 and it's pretty easy, but I feel like the Melitta ones (or even the smaller Hario filters) can't handle shit.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I use cone filters (pour over) and had a hell of a time finding anyone locally who sells them.
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Vernal Trash @vernaltrash.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Any time they do those pieces, I think back to the period when he looked and acted like an enemic Boy Robot project that was given up on.
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