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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 16h

Just for the review period, then I will retreat to the comfort of my Chevy Cruze hatchback.

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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 17h

FIA regulations dictate that George Russell will be put into an air fryer for 15 minutes at 400 degrees before he is allowed to compete in the Singapore Grand Prix

Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 17h

I've been effortlessly (yet honourably) decapitated by my daimyō

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I wrote an article about this a while back. When the Honda Fit was out, Honda sold 1/10th as many models as the Civic. Toyota sold like 20k Yaris cars compared to like 400k Rav4s in 2019.

I’ve never not clicked on a recommended video so fast

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My 1996 Camry that I drove for 4 years cost less than the PS5

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BREAKING: Current F1 Racing Bulls Driver Liam Lawson Offered "Real Life Crazy Taxi" Contract

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Checo would have better luck with a Cadillac ElDorado than the Ferrari-engined cruise ship he currently drives, so the fact he can actually finish a race without throwing it into a wall or the car deciding to spontaneously disassemble is a miracle.

For being its very first year in F1, I'm just happy that at least one Cadillac finishes the race most of the time.

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I'm doing the cartoon wolf heart eyes howling and pounding the table thing

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets and that's okay.

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ChaGBD show me the most beautiful woman on the world

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Maybe not strictly "one and done" but the CRT touch screen "Electronic Control Center" in a few Oldsmobiles and Buicks

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It’s 10-time race winner Valtteri Bottas

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The haunted train episode of Hey Arnold! I was probably 5-6 years old.

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It’s a perfectly cromulent vehicle.

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I would rather Mark Zuckerberg go to prison and have his assets liquidated instead of an Aaron Sorkin film about him where people just say “How dare you sir??!!?” for 1 hour 52 minutes, but that’s just me.

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Just two normal guys hanging out

I always appreciate a really long field goal kick. The Raven’s Tyler Loop just got a 64 yard kick.

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It’s definitely a personality thing for me. He’s also just not as interesting to watch as Kimi

There’s no doubt he’s a good driver.

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You love to see George Russell go DNF 5 laps before the race ends.

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P13 Cadillac. Yeah baby. Gonna finally get a point in 2028.

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F1 cars only have problems in the rain when they’re VERY upset

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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I actually wouldn’t mind if I was a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas. Seems pretty dope, actually.

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Happy wedding anniversary and the Eco Drive is a great watch. Gotta love a Citizen

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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My mom told me that my G-Shock GA-B2100 with Bluetooth and Tough Solar™ was “pretty.” It’s actually handsome. I’m so distraught, I’m throwing it in the trash.

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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I enjoyed the Resident Evil movie. I think the main character was driving a Subaru Outback L.L. Bean Edition.

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Alex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They’re gonna let me play Rocky in the new “I Play Rocky” movie