iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sometimes I worry about writing as an Exophone in English but then I remember that I know what alveolar means. Languages! Fun!

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I find myself in a deep Linguistics rabbit hole for my silly little story. I'm dangerously veering into functional conlang territory with novel research. Jesus take the wheeeeeel

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Musketeers 2014- I actually don't know if the show was in any way contested. I LOVED it. As a seasoned Dumas enthusiast I can only say that Santiago Cabrera's Aramis does _things_ that no Charlie Sheen could ever. Also major casting couch for my protag Algernon.

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Currently tyding up a whopping 5000 word chapter draft I put down yesterday and think I found my limit for daily throughput. Safe to say, I'm impressed with myself and also a little terrified #fiction #writing #newauthor

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every millennial on 9/11: Ah yes, time to watch some documentaries on the most traumatic, reality-changing event for a child in modern history. You know, for nostalgia and distraction from the current terrors

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Exhausted Spongebob Cheers

Alt: Exhausted Spongebob Cheers

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That's first draft material BTW not rough notebook stuff. *polite villain noises*

Screenshot of document word count "3229 words"

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don't want to toot my own horn but getting 3000 words down today feels gooood yeah boii les go

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Fire Writing Art

Alt: Fire Writing hell yeah

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Accurate outside depiction of my horny scholar nerds fucking with magic and fucking *with* magic involved and yes everyone notices and it's one of my favourite scenes

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Hybe Party Jhope Party Building Lights

ALT: Hybe Party Jhope Party Building Lights

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Was David Lynching through the end of the work week on no sleep & all the caffeine, vibing to old Dream Theater and already on edge and then the end of Pull Me Under reminds me why it wants me to go eat Styrofoam

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I regret to inform you my male protag was largely inspired by this diva and no I won't elaborate

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Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook

ALT: Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

And hey shameless plug if that's your thang I desperately need proofreaders. DM meeee Disclaimer, my spicy nerds are actual adults and they're so cute and traumatized and I love them so much #writing #fiction #fantasy #darkacademia #romance #youngauthors

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

POV: Oooh I think I'll write a dark academia/fantasy thing with intrigue and magic and politics and *writes 15 smut scenes with my horny wizard nerds*

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What are your favourite accounts to follow for junior fiction writers? I find the World Anvil videos on structure and world building incredibly useful so far, what tools do y'all use?

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Sadia @sadiabies.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Been working on some new casts! Painting these takes forever to get the tiny details though

Two sculptures of eyes made in grey clay, one with eyelashes and one without

A mold made of blue silicone for the previous eye sculpts

4 painted casts of the eyes, two of each type. The first has pale skin, white eyelashes, deep purple shadows, a green iris with a hot pink pupil. The one below that has light brown skin, pink eyelashes, and an orange and yellow iris. The top right eye has pale opalescent skin and a light purple iris, with duochrome green and purple shine. The final eye has deep brown skin with purple highlights and a dreamy blue iris.

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This, fresh sheets and that tiny excavator kitten with the kitten sized hard hat 🤌

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Ripley from Aliens in yellow big woman stompy suit

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

These "patterns" make me angry in ways I can't adequately put into words

Awful AI generated photo of a woman wearing a shawl that's being sold as a terrible "crochet pattern"

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Holy Heartattack Tuesday everyone! I'd like to thank whoever gods were kind today, as I lost my phone on the train omw to work and THANKFULLY got it back right away from the driver as I frantically traveled after the carriage It fell out of my pocket at 🙏🙏🙏 3 Hail Mary's and Hail Hekate

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fun NDx experience: My body feels weird & it could equally be the burden of consciously existing in the slow rot of societal collapse into unabashed fascism, the shifting climate apocalypse or the microplastics in my hysteric wandering womb. Or hey shit, maybe I just didn't drink enough water today

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Much to my shame I also.have to admit the one big reason I can't quit Pinterest: aaaaaall the vintage crochet charts babyyyy My collection board is public (albeit unorganized) for those with similar predilections. pin.it/54PpXasaS

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I don't understand the blocking-avoiders. When you make lace, you CAN'T WAIT to block that ish to see it in it's full glory. I love this #crochet lace, it reminds me of the elven ivy brooches from LOTR.

Photo of a light green crochet lace piece with a trifold leaf design

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Don't you just love how this ai slop pattern claims it's for crochet but the model clearly pulled from knitted lace. And they sell this shit

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

AI crochet is so ironic to me. The actual fabric can't even be replicated by modern machines while these designs are far from hard to recreate for an experienced crafter. The absolute gall

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Anguished over what to make with the 6 skeins I have of this sparkly, pastel number. It's absolutely screaming fairycore but there's too many options. I'm thinking ethereal Mists of Avalon, 79s rennaissance revival Hair accessory perhaps? Maybe with beads

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I recently sold these fun little #fairycore #crochet numbers in an effort to reduce my absolute honker of a yarn stash. Not my style but I do love me some whimsy

Photo of the backside of abright pink/violet crcohtcrochet lace jacket in very soft yarn. It has the shape of butterfly wings

Photo of a colorful crochet lace bandana/hair accessory in the shape of a butterfly. The colours are rose, punk, orange, green and ue, with a faint golden sparkle

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Looking for ideas to reduce my insane yarn stash and stumbled upon this 90s MOSCHINO design 🌸🌱 it retails for ca 2600£ now #crochet

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Currently reading The Handyman by Bentley Little and holy cow is it good. Highly reccomend Also please talk to me if you've read it, I'm dying to talk about the one, the only FRANK

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Yes, local tweaker, I am a beautiful angel

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Yes I'm an absolute joy to talk to at parties

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Out of curiosity I was wondering about german (historic) true crime because I knew so little and hooooly shit Willkommen, we've got the most horrific child murders you can imagine, aaaall the cannibals & deviant violence you could possibly want

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Pondering whether to download Hinge and pretend to be straight again, just so I can shock a little white boy out of their Rome obsession by uncorking my scary autistic knowledge of the Tet Offensive

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Andrew Tate is just Red Pill Pagliacci except he'll never admit he also has feelings

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Today's random piece of original art from the workshop -which said workshop is absolutely plastered in.

Shot of the lower corner of a bright green door and concrete flooring. A black and white illustration of a ragged, eye-patched cat and a toothy rat is pasted on it. They're both holding skateboards.

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Atlas, the weight of the world, etc etc

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Nothing will ever be funnier to me than Andrew Tate so desperately needing fashion advice from a normal person who is not Andrew Tate. Pagliaccio weeping

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Seeing the Tate arrest photo made me react like like a stuffy Victorian Vicar upon glancing on his daughter's friend's scandalously skant ankles, dangling in the vicarage brook on a hot summer's eve. The lascivious cheap purple silk substitute, the unsocked frenzy!

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Aaaah the forbidden ice cream beckons Heatwaves do strange shit to you after a while when you work with tasty chemicals. I'll never get used to the screen paints just standing around all naked and open. Yes, all of them, all the time, the little harlots

Shot of a heavily stained workshop table with several pots of thick, creamy paints of different colours in buckets

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Validating: Boss complimenting my taste in music (angsty, skinny boys and angry, loud women) and nearly tearing up when Amyl and the Sniffers came on 20 minutes later. Caught him singing along to She Wants Revenge yesterday 😂 I love my job

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

There's a very typical German older boomer lady on the train watching Chinese TikTok slop dramas on her phone next to me and I feel a strange sense of cross-generational brainrot Schadenfreude

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

Just woke up to find out Lindsey Graham is dead?? lol??? Most of you know him as the homophobic senator from South Carolina but to me he will always be the man who paid a twinky pre-transition college student ( ) a fat
stack of cash to do unspeakable things to him in a hotel room while he wore red lingerie

It is a canon trans event to have far right freaks bankrolling you & then turning around and voting against you. People loooooove to judge us for it but I never see them opening their wallets!!! Shoutout to s*x workers everywhere forced to humanize their enemies just to make rent.

It is an absolute mindfvck too me that one of the reasons I have any semblance of financial security (& a lack of student loans) is because of this man.

At the time I had no idea who he was, and I only figured it out because another group of twinks leaked Lady G to the media. Some queers tried to grandstand critique this, saying we shouldn't "out" people. I believe bigots with power deserve no peace or privacy, especially when they hold public office. I'm glad they did it. Icons, forever.

Anyway, if you've ever enjoyed what I do on the internet know that it is in part because of Lindsey's generous donation over a decade ago. If I've ever sent you $ for something know that was kickstarted by the now deceased sissy senator from South Carolina.

Lindsey, rest in hell for what you did to our community.

I will continue to love queer and trans people harder than you ever hated us. You loved every second of our time together and now everyone knows

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Has anyone done the old "Ding Dong the Mitch is dead" yet

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Can't wait for some ratchet prion disease to take out all the billionaires because they just can't resist injecting themselves with eachother's superior sperm as facials or whatever they're into now

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Bog Witch Helpline @velvetvvitch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026