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Food enjoyer-er, DevOps engineer, trying to be a better human. He/Him. (Avatar photo: Coconut Cream Pie, Germantown Commissary)

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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looked at mine, and its nice to know Amazon knows no more about me than any acquaintance that I've been around for more than about four hours total.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FWIW, Ken Paxton is a deeply flawed candidate, who has had a significant amount of his dirty laundry aired. Some people seem to think if Telarico wins, its the start of the purple-ing of Texas. I think this is far more similar to the Roy Moore/Doug Jones 2017 Senate Special Election.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time I hear "Walk the Dinosaur" by WasNotWas, I feel like a child again. Apparently its about nuclear war?? So odd. And the video too: youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk
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Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
YouTube video by WasNotWasVEVO
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We finished season 3 of Silo. The rewatch of all three starts next week. It's seriously good folks. Seriously.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can't tell if you're okay(-ish) or we need to stage an intervention?
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The "we won't mention what those statements actually are" move gets a lot of action these days.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fully GenX today, "Beck - Mellow Gold" is my soundtrack while I troubleshoot some tech shit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The way Tadej Pogacar just dispenses with the other riders while going uphill is just fucking unreal.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There is a "Roll Gap" that we must fill!
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You pair the best interns with the best editors, and it really does shine through in how well the voice of the site comes through in their writing.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah, I’m the same way about England. Got it.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did not know you were an England supporter.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe parking the bus up 1-0 against Argentina was not the correct call? I'd rather they lost on PKs, but I'll take it.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Negging is an act of emotional manipulation whereby a person makes a deliberate backhanded compliment or otherwise flirtatious remark to another person to undermine their confidence and attempt to engender in them a need for the manipulator's approval. (wikipedia)
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ooooo! How exciting!
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 85-92 is fantastic "going to the grocery store on Sunday afternoon" music.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So, watching this livestream of the Kennedy Center shedding its recently added name. I hadn't really seen the building since the change. WTF, like they found a font similar but not the same, and then had the letters in regular typeface while the lines beneath was in bold. Its so bad.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Okay General Ripper, step away from the microphone.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Glad: "New iPhone! Sad: "I had to get a new phone"
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
As a wise man once said to me: “‘Tee-hee’ sounds the same in every language. “
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I believe SNL has given me cover now. Kash Patel is Tom Haverford but with worse clothes, no charisma and a drinking problem.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Central Texas doing its best impersonation of the Pacific Northwest today. Its soo green and soo damp.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
An unseasonably pleasant day here, lovely walk around the neighborhood after lunch. I forget why I moved here originally sometimes.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Another reminder of the inherent dangers of motorsport. Rest well Juha Miettinen. sportscar365.com/other-series...
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Driver Killed in N24 Qualifiers Race 1 Accident
A driver has died after a seven-car accident in the N24 Qualifiers Race 1...
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hey, you might want to update the story: sourceforge.net/p/veracrypt/...
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VeraCrypt / Forums / General Discussion: Project Update
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Thank you to #KEXP for sending out email with new stuff for me to listen to every week. Really enjoying Angine de Poitrine - Vol. II this morning...
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Its annoying because it really feels like "We'll force our guy out if you force your guy out, deal?"
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Huh, I'm so cynical, I just didn't expect this to happen: apnews.com/article/hung...
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Hungarian Prime Minister Orbán ousted after 16 years in European electoral earthquake
Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has conceded defeat after what he called a ″painful″ election result, ending 16 years in power for a dominant figure in the far-right movement allied with U.S.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
All I've wanted to do is sleep today, and I don't see that changing at any point.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Yeah, we really need to learn to shut the fuck up sometimes.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Why are people incapable of answering a straightforward question? Yikes.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fire Nico! (Into the sun)
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why does Charles Barkley look like he’s wearing his dad’s suit coat?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
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Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Of...
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Justin Ellis @justinellis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Never imagined I would be saying this: but My book is coming out in June and you can now preorder it wherever you buy books! This was a project I could never have dreamed of and I feel wildly lucky to have done it. Turns out there might be a lot to learn about our country from my hometown
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The Cruelty of Nice Folks
A revelatory look at one of America’s most progressive cities—Minneapolis—as journalist Justin Ellis returns to his hometown to grapple with the quiet histo...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026
Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myt…
MYTH: As commander-in-chief, Trump has the authority to take military action.

FACT: It is unconstitutional for a U.S. president to declare war without the approval of the Knesset.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Whenever I smell Mountain Laurel, I know Spring has arrived...
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thank you Otter.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Last six songs: Brass Against - Cult of Personality Soundgarden - My Wave Nirvana - Love Buzz Sunny Day Real Estate - Seven Sir Mix‐A‐Lot - Posse On Broadway (The Godzilla Remix) Draze - The Dark Side
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Been really enjoying listening to the Afternoon Show w/ Larry Mizel Jr on KEXP lately. Great vibe, combo of familiar and new to me.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For all of the blah the game was, I'm pleased that Sam Darnold exorcised his demons from being drafted by the Jets and that DeMarcus Lawrence got the ring he wouldn't have gotten had he stayed in Dallas.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This reminds me of the OG Deadspin (@defector.com FTW!) bit where John Gruden got ever more red... Looks like they may have all be written by @redford.bsky.social.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Its like reading a college student's essay where they just thesaurus'ed every non-article word.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/02/2026
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
ICYMI: May have heard about an "altercation" in Buda with protesting high school kids and a triggered MAGA dude, here's the video.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This whole week can just go fuck itself.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Seriously Brady, ease up on the “twitchy”.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
If someone does try, they should take note of how small the glassware was at the time and mix appropriately.
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M @velomcb.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Its been a rough couple of days here too, our sleep schedules are so whack right now.
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